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If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by robedu: 9:09pm On Jan 15, 2015
Even though GEJ is not so good a lover, i was just managing him thinking that a sweet and brilliant lover will come My way in 2015.

When APC started building momentum i was so happy itching for a new juicy lover (i been dey eye fashola o, the guy dey brilliant come fine [handsome and brain].

But APC BROKE my heart the moment they file an illiterate, how can i give an illiterate my love.

I was thinking of managing the illiterate Buhari until he started campaigning, the moment he pronounce Professor as Frefesa, Osibanjo as Osimade, Youths as Jews, i gave up.

Now i have so much headache thinking of what pains APC have inflicted on me as a Nigerian, they are so much brilliant people in APC but they decided to present a clueless illiterate as Buhari,

Because of this, i will fly my love for GEJ till APC finds me a better candidate, i cant leave my managed love for illiteracy

SO GIRLS, IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU CANNOT DATE AN ILLITERATE, YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS SHOWING AN ILLITERATE LOVE ON THE 14TH FEBRUARY.

GOOD BYE, LET THE YABBING BEGINS!!! grin cheesy grin grin grin

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Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by CrazyScientist: 9:34pm On Jan 15, 2015
You forgot to add "we will stabilise crude oil price" angry grin

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Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by robedu: 9:39pm On Jan 15, 2015
thanks for adding lol
CrazyScientist:
You forgot to add "we will stabilise crude oil price" angry grin

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Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by iceberylin(m): 10:12pm On Jan 15, 2015
GEJ till buhari
Brings his certificate grin

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Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by major466(m): 10:57pm On Jan 15, 2015
Op made a good point. smiley

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Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by chimerase2: 10:57pm On Jan 15, 2015
iceberylin:
GEJ till buhari
Brings his certificate grin
angry angry
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by cutieberie1(f): 11:09pm On Jan 15, 2015
lol
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by Nobody: 1:54am On Jan 16, 2015
i will destabilize crude oil price......

thats the APC SPEAKING!!!
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by mirexxx(f): 2:04am On Jan 16, 2015
are u an illiterate? smiley
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by Nobody: 2:07am On Jan 16, 2015
If you like,date a drunkard...all I want to you sai buhari
GMB till I marry zahra3
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by Nobody: 2:08am On Jan 16, 2015
mirexxx:
are u an illiterate? smiley
my friend grin
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by mirexxx(f): 2:10am On Jan 16, 2015
Ipledge:
my friend grin
go n slp its way past ur bed tym kid i wee cane u ooo...hw r u na? smiley
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by Nobody: 2:15am On Jan 16, 2015
mirexxx:
go n slp its way past ur bed tym kid i wee cane u ooo...hw r u na? smiley
lol...it's still early to sleep,why should I sleep by this time
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by scribble: 2:20am On Jan 16, 2015
grin

Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by mirexxx(f): 2:21am On Jan 16, 2015
Ipledge:
lol...it's still early to sleep,why should I sleep by this time
OK o sha i slept at noon ystdy n can't slp now. in less than 5hrs momci will wake every1 for devotions.. wen beta slp dey start chai! smiley
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by Nobody: 2:22am On Jan 16, 2015
mirexxx:
OK o sha i slept at noon ystdy n can't slp now. in less than 5hrs momci will wake every1 for devotions.. wen beta slp dey start chai! smiley
am 6hrs behind,it's just 8:22 my time tongue
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by mirexxx(f): 2:25am On Jan 16, 2015
Ipledge:
am 6hrs behind,it's just 8:22 my time tongue
k u not in naija den
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by Nobody: 2:25am On Jan 16, 2015
mirexxx:
k u not in naija den
i live in Haiti grin
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by Bitterleafsoup: 3:15am On Jan 16, 2015
mirexxx:
are u an illiterate? smiley
r u OGBANJE grin
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by Nobody: 6:42am On Jan 16, 2015
Lolgringringrin

How can u refer to someone everybody knws as an hausa man as an illiterate...kai! what do u expect him to call professor in d first place wit an hausa tongue. Abeg op, go siddon abeg, afterall we all r already used to hausa pronounciations all around us..

Tah...no forget say if u no vote,pple wey go vote go vote..shikena! gringrin
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by robedu: 9:34am On Jan 16, 2015
Nigerian official launguage is English, so who votes for an illiterate in the 21st century? even local govt councilors are graduates
Segirl18:
Lolgringringrin

How can u refer to someone everybody knws as an hausa man as an illiterate...kai! what do u expect him to call professor in d first place wit an hausa tongue. Abeg op, go siddon abeg, afterall we all r already used to hausa pronounciations all around us..

Tah...no forget say if u no vote,pple wey go vote go vote..shikena! gringrin
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by iceberylin(m): 12:31pm On Jan 16, 2015
chimerase2:
angry angry
An illitrate is never rulling again bro grin
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by Nobody: 6:18am On Jan 17, 2015
robedu:
Nigerian official launguage is English, so who votes for an illiterate in the 21st century? even local govt councilors are graduates

And who told u he cannot speak gud english, abi na chineese he dey halla for election ground ni?

Come, whats giving u guys d assurance that he is an illiterate sef?
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by mystiqueDZ(f): 8:29am On Jan 21, 2015
oh puhleeeese!!!
so having an accent is now tantamount to being an illiterate?
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by HIGHESTPOPORI(m): 10:25am On Jan 21, 2015
Segirl18:


And who told u he cannot speak gud english, abi na chineese he dey halla for election ground ni?

Come, whats giving u guys d assurance that he is an illiterate sef?
why hasn't he showed his certificate
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by Nobody: 10:28am On Jan 21, 2015
lmao. tell em jare.
Re: If You Can't Date An Illiterate, You Have No Business With Him On 14th Feb by Nobody: 9:22pm On Jan 21, 2015
HIGHESTPOPORI:
why hasn't he showed his certificate


Is this what Jonathan is bribing all of you with..... Wait till Feb. 14 to see d certificate

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