Na big Bleep up I can't take ooo dem Bleep finish me come wash bed shit for dem ba

muhamm3d:
are u inlove with this ur friend? Nigga u fucking sound gay...spits*

get some sense. i'm not a gay.

Jimy66:
Na big Bleep up I can't take ooo dem Bleep finish me come wash bed shit for dem ba

it looks odd.

InZA:
You didn't even do it well enough.



If it were to be my friend(I'm not hyping myself, but quite frankly I don't have any friend as useless as that), I would have given him my house key....after doing that, I would pick up my phone, send an anonymous text to his girlfriend - "Hi, your guy is in another house along so so street, I'm not sure but I think he is pounding another girl as I send you this text... I'm not trying to break up your relationship by sending you this text, I actually hope your relationship ceases to be. I don't know you and I don't know or care if you deserve to be cheated upon but sending you this text is just my way of ridding the romantic stratosphere of useless elements"


After that, I put my phone in my pocket and continue doing my thing.

Some guys are just very useless to say the least, double dating or double straffing does not reflect masculinity, it doesn't make you a "very good badt guy" (whatever that means by the way) it doesn't make you cool, it doesn't make you funky or hippy or contemporary, instead it means you're grossly irresponsible with no ounce of direction and purpose of life, it means you lack any trace of resolved commitment to a cause or purpose.


This thing dey vex me like say na me be the babe sef

Rubbish!!!

why take it so personal.

pcguru1:


Just because it shows m doesn't mean man got kids here talking trash. Free data I guess

Maybe.

lmao! i feel your pain..

ismokeweed:
Self-righteous mugu. Me no fit get ur type as friend. Alima. Stinky Ju. Smelly obote.

NACHIEVER:

Op, You did Wella.
That Guy will not Hate You cause of that and you don't need to explain your Reason to him, he Understood your reaction.
That Action shows that you Don't allow Such, let me tell You that Guy will not Demand Such again From You.
But assuminq you gave him the Key of your Room and he went and Fvck the ßabe Die, what will be the Case?
Þure temptation in all Form. ße Wise.,

many guys will not reason this. one has to think before doing anything.

mikporch:


Guy abeg where be nowhere
Help a niga out

heheheh...nowhere as in we dont Bleep at all

standd:

***
Clevvermind...do not let all the negative comments here get you down. You shouldn't sacrifice your personal convictions for any friend. If he is truly your friend, he will accept you for who/what you are and move on.
Btw, there are several hotels around, using your bunk isn't an absolute necessity. You are not a Jew, Obote or whatever crass names guys call themselves.

Besides, if he is truly your friend ,he should be able to forgive you too, abi?

And for all the guys yabbing OP, una welldone oh

i like this.

clevvermind:
stop talking like a child. Why should i allow my friend to cheat on the girlfriend he has been with for over two years now in my house? Does it make sense?
And do you know what will happen if i leave my house for them? What if the babe is a thief? Please, i dnt take such risk.

I can always get him back.

Weda dem don date for 13years no be ur ish..abi u wish say na ur girl?? Help a nigga next time bro

Op am convinced that u were the one who carried the side chick.

Gamesmart:


You did not act as a good friend.

But that is not a problem, if I was the one, I would pick up you phone call. I would not say anything and I will hang out with you as usual.

But the day you need my help badly and I have nothing to gain from helping you, I would tell you 'No, I am not a charity. Go and meet Oxfam'.

Our friendship get level.

i don't think what i did was wrong. in short, i was helping him. he should stop that lifestyle and focus on one lady. and again, if my things got missing, i can't ask him to pay back. the lady may steal my things and i can't blame anybody.

clevvermind:
i like this.

Standd, they're liking this. Na wa, they're just liking you anywhere you turn on Nairaland...

Zane2point4:
OP you are just a jew man, u aint loyal atall! whats the need of keeping jew frnds like you, this is one of the crazy thing guys do in dia youful days jux for the fun of it, I dont like people like you my dear, u suppose go become a priest.

What a kid you are.
Mtchew!!

Ishilove:

Standd, they're liking this. Na wa, they're just liking you anywhere you turn on Nairaland...

You sound scared? Or are you afraid she's gonna steal your boyfriend Se.un

naijaboiy:
Lol,,you are trying to put words in my mouth.

But last I checked it's none of my business.
If my friend is cheating and I don't feel comfortable with it I tell him and that's where it will end. It is his decision to stop or continue. It will not stop us from being friends.

If the girl friend eventually finds out then that's left for him to face.

No one is trying to put words in your mouth. He/she is saying the truth. I guess it's your conscience beginning to prick you.

joseph1832:
You sound scared? Or are you afraid she's gonna steal your boyfriend Se.un

You have a very fertile imagination...

ismokeweed:
Self-righteous mugu. Me no fit get ur type as friend. Alima. Stinky Ju. Smelly obote.

Dude it looks as if you really smoked weed oh!

Ishilove:

Standd, they're liking this. Na wa, they're just liking you anywhere you turn on Nairaland...

Limmi, anybody can like whatever na ...after your husband almost shifted the spotlight away from you to land on my head abi?
You and him should fear God oh...

joseph1832:
You sound scared? Or are you afraid she's gonna steal your boyfriend Se.un

Ishilove...you see Now they call Seun and call standd instead of the usual Seun and Ishilove. I don't have badu-belle proof to wear oh

Ishilove:

You have a very fertile imagination...

Imagination can sometimes be guided by facts!.

You did welll my friend, remember, show me your friend and I will tell you who you are!!!

joseph1832:
Imagination can sometimes be guided by facts!.

What are you even talking about?

pcguru1:
the bro code are you kidding me. The bro code , how old are you ?

How old am I? Are we throwing cheap shots now??

standd:



Limmi, anybody can like whatever na ...after your husband almost shifted the spotlight away from you to land on my head abi?
You and him should fear God oh...

Hmm this is interesting... Ishilove and Standd you two know each other right? (Outside Nairaland) And stan.dd, I believe you know Ishiluv is shagging Se.un right?.

standd:


What are you even talking about?

You really want to know?.

joseph1832:
Hmm this is interesting... Ishilove and Standd you two know each other right? (Outside Nairaland) And stan.dd, I believe you know Ishiluv is shagging Se.un right?.

You joined us in the shagging and we had a 3some. Oniranu.

joseph1832:
Dude it looks as if you really smoked weed oh!

Ehen...you have reached here?

Ekaka1:


So let the irresponsible fellow go. That is one bad influence down in 2015.
Which kind rubbish smelly code be dat.

Op no even go explain nothing. If e bring nonsense leg for the matter just tell am say you big pass that level and he will find His "Square root"

Abeg make una allow me hear word jor.. Pesin see una now go think say una na better pesin. No quote me again!!

ismokeweed:

Ehen...you have reached here?

This is cyber space, am everywhere!.

joseph1832:
Hmm this is interesting... Ishilove and Standd you two know each other right? (Outside Nairaland) And stan.dd, I believe you know Ishiluv is shagging Se.un right?.

Yes, I know she is shagging him.
I also know she already has two children for him.
I know one more thing that you don't know, I know that Nairaland is full of weirdos, who assume like crazy and pull out baseless rumours from their black-a$$es.

Ishilove:

You joined us in the shagging and we had a 3some. Oniranu.

Now you're the one with the fertile imagination.