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Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 3:40pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
It is said that a pun a day keeps the doctor away. let's have fun on this thread by bringing up original or almost original pun quotes and phrases. Let's make good puns and make new pun converts. For those who don't really know what puns are, here is a definition: " the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words." Its not limited to words alone, we can pun with pictures too. After all, a pictures could speak more volumes than a thousand words, so we are free to use it too. For puns that could prove too subtle and deep for easy understanding, please be on deck to explain them. If your pun is not original or from other sources or in common use please state it and you are free to post it. The most liked original pun posted will be taken as the pun of the week. Please like them when you see good ones and if they don't pun criticise with good reasons. Let me quit explaining and start with examples of mine in subsequent posts. 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ShakurM(m): 3:50pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. You digg? * I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'. 154 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 3:50pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Mine: Okon the DWARF is intelligent and HIGHLY respected, yet no one in the town LOOKS UP TO HIM. I used some words in upper case so that new pun converts will understand. Wow! My thread made front page after a year and 6 months of being left unnoticed. Never give up, just keep doing what you do best and one day.....just one day... 113 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 3:58pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
ShakurM: Nice one! puns about car Here is mine. Why is everyone in that family moving equally fast? They are in one ACCORD. you dig? 97 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by JOETYNO: 4:00pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
why is everybody writting PUN likes a pervert's love for POR.N 35 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ShakurM(m): 4:04pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Eke40seven:hehe.. make brain! 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 4:05pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
You think you are good defender May God have Messi on your sole. 284 Likes 20 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 4:12pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Why did 9ice divorce his wife? She was a Payne in the butt. **in reference to 9ice's former wife Tony Payne ** 86 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by missterious(f): 4:19pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Blackeard, you're needed. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:27pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
What a lovely thread. I could stay here all day.... Fell in love with the wireless at my house. It's like the wifi never had. 121 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:28pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
missterious:lmao thank you... You see why I love you 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 4:29pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
He wouldn't write love letters to woo the girl, he just doesn't give a SHEET. 51 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by JOETYNO: 4:37pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
I went to draw the Curtains but it Contains some Coffins 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:39pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
I wanted to become a lawyer but the bar was just to high. Then I tried baking but after the first second and third attempt I still didn't know what I was doughing. 117 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 4:39pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
I'm hooked up on the Harry Potter's series because they are spellbinding. 49 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evangelio(m): 4:41pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Cech out good o'l Petr. In reference to petr Cech, chelsea goalkeeper. #copied From a fan forum 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:42pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Are these chinese people I'm seeing? or is it all part of my imagine-asian. 89 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by JOETYNO: 4:43pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Eke40seven: I bought some books to read buh I booked a date in Brooklyn 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:43pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Evangelio:he's quite a Catch isn't he. 42 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:46pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Thor didn't know how evil his kid brother was because he liked to do most of his things LOKI. 115 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by JOETYNO: 4:46pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
forgive this hungry hungarian for burgling the Bulgarian's Home in Calvary 23 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 4:47pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Blackeard: Good one! Puns about baking? Here is a very common one, not mine. Why is he working in a bread factory? He kneaded dough. *Here is mine* In other to make our daily bread, we knead dough. 34 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Truth24(m): 4:53pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:54pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Eke40seven:lol Nice. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were an impasta. 25 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 4:59pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Blackeard:Let's do internet and computer* I could not connect to the internet indoors, I could browse with all the mosquitoes outside and come back in with MEGA BITES. 91 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 5:01pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
The ophthalmologist was called to testify because he was the only eye witness. 72 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 5:07pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Eke40seven:I dunno how they do it, but I think the insects here have been spying on me. My house is Bugged. 90 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 5:09pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
OBJ (Nigeria): "Wow! your ladies are having bigger butts than mine. Biya (Cameroon): "I guess you didn't remember ceding Bakassi to us." 88 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evangelio(m): 5:11pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Law. #Mine James worked part time tending the BAR to support himself in law school now he has been called to the BAR. 21 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 5:15pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
I'm the kind of school dean that won't allow u go for your siwes after celebrating your birthday...just to let u know that you can't eat your CAKE and have I.T 55 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evangelio(m): 5:19pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Blackbeard and Eke40seven, ur Puns are dope! Blackeard: 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evangelio(m): 5:21pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Evangelio: 2 Likes 2 Shares |
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