You don't caress her cheek coz you're scared of smearing her foundation.
You take style avoid kissing her when she's wearing that thick lipstick.
You wanna tell her what beautiful eyes she's got.. But you know they're contacts.
You move back codedly when she's grinding you coz you're scared she'll step on you with those killer heels.
You avoid the hugs coz the perfume is just TOO strong.
You embrace her and lock your hands romantically in her lush, shiny lustrous hair.. But your hands get stuck in some stitches.
You no longer nibble at her ears coz they taste like hairspray.....
Why don't we gurls just go natural??


NA LIE OH... Me sef no fit give up lipstick, hair weaves, contact lenses etc. for any dude...

hmmmmmm interesting

i want to know too

#teamFakeyFabulous
Thanks, I'll pass

Lol.Well some of dem. But truth be told we guys are jus lesbians. D 2 curves on d lady supercedes everything. You'D b surprised how mAny men have been killed by dem.

Lol @poster ontop ov me

Starting from her fake nails to her cell-phone, a Nigerian lady is 80% fake. A demi-product of the China.

Who cares anyway, I was told how fake women were before I was born so I came prepared. Remembered those days when I normally kiss my ex before she goes out for her training, loved kissing away her lip gloss

I stand UN behalf of d single guys team to say

"WE ARE INNOCENT OF ALL THAT"

Many are the afflictions of the righteous.........

Girls been sooooo fake since time immemorial..

We like them fake

if we no fake, una no go like us na

Are you sure you're the "original poster"?
May be it's a brazilian post... Una too fake taya.

You can't run your fingers throw her hair, cause the shiiit is all tangled up or its gonna leave your fingers smelling like the used socks....

Shiit is real

Midehi:
if we no fake, una no go like us na

says who??

I need responsible and working class female friends in abuja on 29C329CA/08100392181.

TrollMan:
Starting from her fake nails to her cell-phone, a Nigerian lady is 80% fake. A demi-product of the China.

80 percent? More like 98 percent!

nickz:
says who??

says me

Midehi:

says me

from your statement,your bf loves you cause you're fake abi??

Fake ladies be searching for real men.....

But is nuh my business

nickz:
from your statement,your bf loves you cause you're fake abi??

i am nt fake bt d things girls put on is fake...for me i dont wear such,am vry natural & beauty to behold.

if the ugly ones dont wear those fake make believe,u guys wont trip 4 them.

Midehi:

i am nt fake bt d things girls put on is fake...for me i dont wear such,am vry natural & beauty to behold.

if the ugly ones dont wear those fake make believe,u guys wont trip 4 them.

now I get your point,you confused me with the "if WE no fake" part.
Reason why I like pool parties

Error404. Girlfriend not found.

lol. funny right up

Midehi:

i am nt fake bt d things girls put on is fake...for me i dont wear such,am vry natural & beauty to behold.

if the ugly ones dont wear those fake make believe,u guys wont trip 4 them.

Must we trip for them?

jemype:
Lol.Well some of dem. But truth be told we guys are jus lesbians. D 2 curves on d lady supercedes everything. You'D b surprised how mAny men have been killed by dem.

lmao

I don't roll with artificial girls.

Midehi:

i am nt fake bt d things girls put on is fake...for me i dont wear such,am vry natural & beauty to behold.

if the ugly ones dont wear those fake make believe,u guys wont trip 4 them.

a picture or i dont bliv it

I dunt use lipsticks.
I dunt use contact lenses.
I dunt wear KILLER heels.
I dunt use foundation.
I dunt use ARTIFICIALS.



So,on behalf on my bae. he doesn't experience such. Thanks.

duduhemit36:

a picture or i dont bliv it

how can i send my pics here...imposicant