Lol. Wetin man pikin go do naa?

Well said, except 7 to 10, the first time I did this, I even went all along to repaint my room to her fav colour, the most annoying part of it is that she didn't show up...same happen to anodr babe she never show up also, since den even if queen elizabeth pikin dey cm na dey way my room b she go meet am oooo

Bunsky:
Na wetin you talk be that.
Vaseline tinz!

Ehn ehn ? So using of vaseline implies I don't have a babe... Hehehehehehe !!!

I laf like GEJ

tosyne2much:
That's it bro.. I have a mission bro.. Those who are clueless about what I'm doing will storm on my threads and start saying, this is rubbish, pls grow up or get a job.. I will someday buy what dey cannot afford

AMEN

tosyne2much:
You might have one point in time done some of these things when MEN were BOYS. However, most of these things are done especially when the relationship is still new and you are still being shark-ed

On the contrary, no matter how matured you are, you might still find yourself doing one or two do of these things

Let's see if you are/were guilty of one of the categories

Note : This is not a general assumption

10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends

1. They sweep and keep the room tidy prior to her arrival even if the room has not been swept for days

2. They tell their friends not to spend too much time with them when she arrives. That is, after spending 20-30 mins, courtesy demand they bleep off

3. They try to change their boxers and underwears even when it is not really dirty

4. They make provision for condoms in case of necessity, hoping if miracle might happen
this is very neccessary,because it will surely happen
5. They go to the petrol station to buy petrol (not in all cases though)

6. They keep looking at their watches at intervals as if their lives depend on it
10min always like a century
7. They Spend more minutes brushing their teeth than the normal time

8. They spray little amount of perfume, though it might not really scent well

9. They make an estimation of how much they are going to spend

10. They are so expectant that they keep hoping their phones ring

Oooyah let forming begin

Feel free to add yours

Written By : Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com

you try well well

Purplehisbiscus:





Laugh don make me pour ciroc for my samsung tab...

u can lie!

dechandel:
I feel sick whenever she comes..

Then i get to cuddle her without permission

suspecting you to be ...

Ipledge:
suspecting you to be ...

dechandel:

you want to hear from me that gej will be voted out come febuhari?

ShakurM:
u can lie!

Nor be lie o,i dey samsung office sef ...

LWKMD

Purplehisbiscus:


Nor be lie o,i dey samsung office sef ...

LWKMD

take it easy noww
Ciroc 4 office? I catch am!

number 9 though

tosyne2much:
Ehn ehn ? So using of vaseline implies that I don't have a babe... Hehehehehehe !!!

I laf like GEJ

off course.
Yinmu!

ShakurM:
take it easy noww
Ciroc 4 office? I catch am!

I don pour the CIROc already...Lol

Abeg lets not derail..lol

Purplehisbiscus:


I don pour the CIROc already...Lol

Abeg lets not derail..lol

Aii..Takia

dechandel:
I feel sick whenever she comes..

Then i get to cuddle her without permission

tosyne2much:
and what makes you think it will hit FP ?

It ought to!

By the way u quoted me because what I modified did match what u did expect, funny dude.

daveP:

Guilty of numbers 1 2 and 4 sha..


But that was back in my university days

3 - 4yrs ago tinzz.......

Na that time when you go try to settle down into the mood, that your stvpid neighbors will be turning up to charge their phones.

dechandel:
I feel 'sick' whenever she comes..

Then i get to cuddle her without permission

Formula ...

Nnah mehn! Not all guys o!

englishmart:
they take 2-3bottles of origin to ginger their morale (guys wey no get flows o)

Back then when I was still a learner, I do take something that will ginger my flows. If I reason you with that morale, you go know say I be Lebanese based Canadian schooling in Tokyo but currently in Abuja....

kobonaire:
Formula ...

If i hear

tosyne2much:
Oga mi, wetin I do ?

tosyn you're a TRAITOR.

#strangled him.

My roommate will arrange the room, chase me outta the house

So true Tosyn

@Tosyne2much, u spilled way too much!

y will u open ur fellow men yansh in public?

now those babes will stat hyping their commodities since they know all these

tosyne2much:
You might have one point in time done some of these things when MEN were BOYS. However, most of these things are done especially when the relationship is still new and you are still being shark-ed

On the contrary, no matter how matured you are, you might still find yourself doing one or two do of these things

Let's see if you are/were guilty of one of the categories

Note : This is not a general assumption

10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends

1. They sweep and keep the room tidy prior to her arrival even if the room has not been swept for days

2. They tell their friends not to spend too much time with them when she arrives. That is, after spending 20-30 mins, courtesy demand they bleep off

3. They try to change their boxers and underwears even when it is not really dirty

4. They make provision for condoms in case of necessity, hoping if miracle might happen

5. They go to the petrol station to buy petrol (not in all cases though)

6. They keep looking at their watches at intervals as if their lives depend on it

7. They Spend more minutes brushing their teeth than the normal time

8. They spray little amount of perfume, though it might not really scent well

9. They make an estimation of how much they are going to spend

10. They are so expectant that they keep hoping their phones ring

Oooyah let forming begin

Feel free to add yours

Written By : Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com

Haha! So true!!! So freaking true, all of it. Maybe u can add

11. They shave their pubic hair, down there.

12. They take two bottles of big stout or one small osomo bottle two hours before she arives. If u don't know the reason for this, u a jew man. lol!

I knw say na tosin go create dis thread, I no knw say na for Ado Poly u dey study o, whr u dey stay, che na Aba ErinFun ni, abi town, abi na satellite u dey ni?