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Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by Nobody: 9:01pm On Jan 23, 2015
tosyne2much:
Woooooow !!!

I rep The Federal Polytechnic Ado- Ekiti.. Na Aba Erinfun sure pass ooooo oga mi

Btw, who told you that's my sch ?
grin
I see am for ur profile for ur blog baba, na Ajilosun me stay during my ND days, how Madam Akande for dere nw?

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Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(m): 9:02pm On Jan 23, 2015
lion042:




Bad man, you don cast urself finish
nobody holy pass oooo.. Me sef follow join the list oooo wink
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(m): 9:03pm On Jan 23, 2015
hedonistic:
These stupid topics keep making the front page on a daily basis. Truly alarming.
you no lie ooo my broda
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by donephi(m): 9:03pm On Jan 23, 2015
tosyne2much:
You might have one point in time done some of these things when MEN were BOYS. However, most of these things are done especially when the relationship is still new and you are still being shark-ed

On the contrary, no matter how matured you are, you might still find yourself doing one or two do of these things

Let's see if you are/were guilty of one of the categories

Note : This is not a general assumption

10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends

1. They sweep and keep the room tidy prior to her arrival even if the room has not been swept for days

2. They tell their friends not to spend too much time with them when she arrives. That is, after spending 20-30 mins, courtesy demand they bleep off

3. They try to change their boxers and underwears even when it is not really dirty

4. They make provision for condoms in case of necessity, hoping if miracle might happen

5. They go to the petrol station to buy petrol (not in all cases though)

6. They keep looking at their watches at intervals as if their lives depend on it

7. They Spend more minutes brushing their teeth than the normal time grin

8. They spray little amount of perfume, though it might not really scent well

9. They make an estimation of how much they are going to spend grin

10. They are so expectant that they keep hoping their phones ring grin

Oooyah let forming begin cool

Feel free to add yours

Written By : Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com


Most of these things are not applicable to every guy cos we really dnt give a shit abt damsels n we Cld also be celibate grin
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by Nickymezor(f): 9:04pm On Jan 23, 2015
passionate88:
My roommate will arrange the room, chase me outta the house
smileycheesy
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by yollychika(f): 9:05pm On Jan 23, 2015
I no dey visit guyz sef fo dia houze tongue
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(m): 9:05pm On Jan 23, 2015
experimentist:
Shege Tosyne2much, you go like toto welluwellu o
like wetin ? Me wey neva see a lady's unclothedness before wink

Don't even know what kitty-cat looks like wink
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Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by Nobody: 9:05pm On Jan 23, 2015
cbrass:


You look familiar shocked
Maybe, but how would I know when you don't have a profile picture.
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by LewisO: 9:06pm On Jan 23, 2015
tosyne2much:
Oooooyah rush go open church ooooo.. See as you prophesy FP as e come to pass grin
U meanam? shocked Shey land dey for ya side, becoz I dey anxious to open one for that ena side?
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by kamez(m): 9:06pm On Jan 23, 2015
tosyne2much:
woooooow !!! You look amazing

I don rush dash you LIKE sharp sharp #No-homo# grin


Lol.. Ooossheee!!
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(m): 9:06pm On Jan 23, 2015
Walkopet:
I see am for ur profile for ur blog baba, na Ajilosun me stay during my ND days, how Madam Akande for dere nw?
Nice one jawe my broda.. Make I PM you make we yarn beta
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by Nobody: 9:07pm On Jan 23, 2015
cluksy:
Correct babe,

ur head's there.
I do same too.
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by 1stola: 9:10pm On Jan 23, 2015
mirexxx:
we av catch dem boyz o cheesy
You sure?
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by okonelfg(m): 9:12pm On Jan 23, 2015
tosyn2much u don put pepper for my wound, if my new babe come see dis i go sue u ooooo ,u won mek she dey pay me surpris visite..i no dey comment for ur thread buh dis one touch my nerve.
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(m): 9:14pm On Jan 23, 2015
Bunsky:
off course.
Yinmu!
dey dia make padded bra dey wear you tongue
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(m): 9:15pm On Jan 23, 2015
okonelfg:
tosyn2much u don put pepper for my wound, if my new babe come see dis i go sue u ooooo ,u won mek she dey pay me surpris visite..i no dey comment for ur thread buh dis one touch my nerve.
me sef no want make my babe see this thread oooooo
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by hensben(m): 9:17pm On Jan 23, 2015
Purplehisbiscus:



cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Laugh don make me pour ciroc for my samsung tab... cheesy cheesy
ok we don know now say u get samsung tab undecided
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by Gynacologist(m): 9:17pm On Jan 23, 2015
OohMpa:
11.The most important for a player.....angry

Ooh Mpa replaces the pictures of the last visitor in the sitting room and bedroom with her own
She'll be proud angry
guyman where u go hide sef?
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by Leez(m): 9:17pm On Jan 23, 2015
My room no dy see broom until one female says she on the way hehehehehehehehe so true
Konji na bas(c)ard since 88AD
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by Seyitinky(m): 9:19pm On Jan 23, 2015
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Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by experimentist: 9:21pm On Jan 23, 2015
tosyne2much:
like wetin ? Me wey neva see a lady's unclothedness before wink

Don't even know what kitty-cat looks like wink
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ah, uncle you can like o!

Well incase you're serious dis is how a puccy luks like: (ยค)
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by Nobody: 9:22pm On Jan 23, 2015
tosyne2much:
Nice one jawe my broda.. Make I PM you make we yarn beta
Baba, I no ft receve and send pm ontop NL o, I no knw wetn cause am.
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by cbrass(m): 9:22pm On Jan 23, 2015
softysparky:

Maybe, but how would I know when you don't have a profile picture.

Check now
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by Gwammen(m): 9:23pm On Jan 23, 2015
That's how we roll.
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(m): 9:23pm On Jan 23, 2015
Walkopet:
Baba, I no ft receve and send pm ontop NL o, I no knw wetn cause am.
u dey on BBM ?
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jan 23, 2015
I don't do any of what op has listed. All I do is shave my rod and balls., have a nice shower..get some chocolate mousse and am ready for action...with propensity to discharge.
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by xkris11(m): 9:31pm On Jan 23, 2015
@op,you be mumu oo if you still do all these to host a lady,let me ask you..how old are you?
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by Tinyemeka(m): 9:31pm On Jan 23, 2015
Babes could be very dangerous when it comes to 'marking' their territory.

Stuffs like leaving their personal effects, clothing, e.t.c in places where you might not notice, but the other babe will stumble upon. Or leaving long hairs in your brush or comb. Badt people.

Then you'll have to start explaining to your babe that it was your younger sis who came visiting few days ago that left those things, while praying silently that she does not call to find out.

When I was "still in the world" and she planned on coming, all I did was just make sure I had some coins in my wallet and fuel in the car. Then check the kitchen to be sure there were no over-stale foods lying around (washing dishes had been my Achilles' heel). Everything else that would follow, was just Auto-pilot. smiley
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by noni111: 9:32pm On Jan 23, 2015
Hhahaha nice 1ahx post=30064245]Guy, you are exposing the hi
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by Balkan(m): 9:33pm On Jan 23, 2015
Guys remove all the chairs in the room so that she seats on the bed
as soon as she comes to avoid come to the bed nah

we did when we were growing up

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Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by noni111: 9:34pm On Jan 23, 2015
U tooooo much

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