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Don’t Copy, If You Can’t Paste... by cyprianlah(m): 1:58pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
A famous inspirational speaker said; Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife. The Audience was in shock and silence. He then added: “She was my mother.”(A big round of applause and laughter roared). A very daring husband tried to crack this at home. After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen; Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife. Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker, by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water! Moral Lesson: Don’t Copy, if you can’t Paste. |
Re: Don’t Copy, If You Can’t Paste... by Feranmicharles(m): 2:07pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
cyprianlah: Lolz funny. Nt the second joke o the speaker's speech is funny |
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