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| Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by elantraceey(f): 6:38pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Here's a thread for our cooks  [ladies and gents], Don't feel shy mistakes happens once in a while  Here's mine  One this very beautiful day i just returned from school then my mummy sent me immediately to the kitchen , with the anger on my face i staggared to kitchen , normally it's way i cook bean : The fast and the normal  . The fast way , i just put the beans on fire with all the necessary ingredients excluding oil and pepper of course while the normal way is just to put the bean with just potash and onions and allow the heat do it job so on this beautiful day i adopted my fast method and pour in all my ingredients with my supposed cryfish(grounded, you'll find out why it's supposed soon ), came back latter saw it was cooked added pepper and oil and that was it . Minutes later my cousin came in and as usual her first point of call was the kichen , when she heard i cooked beans she was overjoyed saying that she haven't eaten beans in while and she knows my beans is always special. As she served herself she noticed the beans was slimy then she called out to me laughing * Tracey why your beans dey draw?* I replied * maybe na the beans hand , if you nor wan chop commot there* . She said she couldn't eat it and opted bread , my siblings served themselves and atr though they asked the same question (you know children can eat anything ) till my mum decided to see the food everyone was complaining about (all this while i didn't even get close to the pot) , after checking she called me and asked me show her the crayfish i put in it, i went to the cupboard and it was then i noticed there was two look alike items in look alike containers but i knew the one i took from ,collected it and went to show her, immediately she opened it she burst into laughter and then said *so na ogbono you take cook beans? * in our dialet , i was shocked then i took it from her and checked it , til date i still wonder how come i didn't notice it at first , i was called ogbono beans for that whole week and till date my mum still use it to yab me any day she remembers  Oya over to you 18 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Deefuray(f): 6:49pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
I wasn't watching so I poured groundnut oil into the beans I was cooking 5 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Nobody: 6:51pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
I was cooking egusi soup and stew at the same time,I mistakenly poured the grinder fresh tomato and curry inside the soup. This happened because i got a very sad news while cooking and I lost interest in the food.  3 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by elantraceey(f): 6:53pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Deefuray: Lolz , i've even heard of groundnut oil beans before , did you still eat it? 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by elantraceey(f): 6:54pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
terza: *covers face* i guess you had to throw it away 3 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by naijaboiy: 6:55pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Deefuray:You're not a wife material  |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by naijaboiy: 6:58pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
elantraceey:Ogbono beans You sef no be wife material 5 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by 1dafullymade(f): 6:59pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
^^^ groundnut oil beans is very delicious. aszin very very delicious.... 11 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Nobody: 7:02pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
elantraceey:the boys ate it all,it will amaze u what boys can eat esp when they are hungry. |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Nobody: 7:04pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Lol! I don't cook and last I did so, was at 12years. |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Nobody: 7:04pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
hahaha Nice thread Mine happened just last two weeks, I used this Nescafe bottle to put my "grounded crayfish". So, that faithful evening I was cooking afang soup...inshort I was done....but I felt the crayfish wasn't enough...as I wanted to go get the crayfish - they took light. I grabbed a Nescafe bottle actually containing coffee, poured generously into my soup. Just as I wanted to stir, the Holy spirit ministered to me, I ran to get a torch light...you know the rest na. I had to scoop out the top (of the soup). 13 Likes
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| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by elantraceey(f): 7:11pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
3 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by elantraceey(f): 7:12pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
1dafullymade: hehehe , i might just try it one day |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by elantraceey(f): 7:13pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
terza: hehehe i know them |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by MissSlimbody(f): 7:14pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie: Hahahahahah Coffee flavored Afang soup 6 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by naijaboiy: 7:17pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
elantraceey:Taaah! I pray o! |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Nobody: 7:18pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
elantraceey:they even started encouraging me telling me it's not that bad that even yoruba pple cook that way . I was shocked.  |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Nobody: 7:19pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
MissSlimbody: hahaha. My dear, till today nobody done gree say na im put that coffee for where I dey keep seasoning bc i for kill that person. Make I snap them sef |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by elantraceey(f): 7:20pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by dre11(m): 7:22pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
The only mistake I do know of is Either the ingredients I need for cooking is either enough or its not enough apart from that I don't make such mistakes Except I burn the food on fire when am tired and doze off |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Deefuray(f): 7:23pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
naijaboiy:Lmao. I was very young then, besides I was talking and I didn't notice It |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by MissSlimbody(f): 7:24pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie: If na you, u go gree? This is so funny, especially that elantraceey ogbono beans. Chai, I for like taste am oooo |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by naijaboiy: 7:26pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie:So that's how you would have served me coffee soup that day  |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by naijaboiy: 7:29pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Deefuray:So that's how you'll be gossiping when you're cooking my food abi? |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Deefuray(f): 7:29pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
elantraceey: That was my meal for almost a week, my mum saw to that. It was my punishment for being a talkative. |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Deefuray(f): 7:32pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
naijaboiy:Chill, I've learnt to keep mute while cooking to avoid stories that touches the heart |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Nobody: 7:33pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
the mistake I made while cooking stew was to pour ogbonor in the sauce while on fire thinking it was crayfish... it tasted cool though. 1 Like |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Nobody: 7:37pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
another. happened when I made tea with salt instead of sugar. another was when I steamed stockfish with salt and also used it to cook egusi soup. in fact. the salt was more than the soup I had to cook another pot the following day with little spice and no salt. 1 Like |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by elantraceey(f): 7:43pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie: I know that soup still turned out delicious |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by elantraceey(f): 7:44pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Nobody: 8:06pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
[b]I was at home alone, both mum and dad had gone on a 3-day visit to the Bahamas to celebrate their wedding anniversary. Unlike before, I was alone at home this time around, my aunt didn't come visiting,..... Apparently I was already old enough to take care of myself. mum made me a full pot of egusi soup stocked with all kinda meats and fishes you can find in the entire world. My friends got wind of my newly acquired fortune and they all came in droves to get their own share of the delicious meal. They were all at the sitting room playing PS2 as I rushed to the kitchen to boil a full kettle of water to make Eba. Unfortunately for us, I no know say the water never boil well well, I just touched the body of the kettle and concluded it was hot enough. Ten minutes later, I came out with the bowl, with the garri soaked underneath and the water floating like river Jordan on top. omo na so all of us take dey use spoon scoop the garri and water inside bowl and the soup inside plate dey goo. You drink small garri then drink small soup join Those guys use me laugh die Friedplantain[/b] 13 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by InZA: 8:38pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Funny stories Nice thread @OP |
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