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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by loomer: 8:43pm On Jan 24, 2015

i covered the pot when i de cook ogbono soup. grin

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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Nobody: 9:02pm On Jan 24, 2015

Well,mine was I mistakenly put kerosene thinking it was groundnut oil to fry potato. That dinner was a disaster and I was so hungry and my siblings too. I had to throw the food away. Till date,I still don't know what went wrong that night. It's so unlike me sha

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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Emyben(m): 9:10pm On Jan 24, 2015

I have made numerous disastrous mistakes over my cooking career. I once forgot to put groundnut oil in my spaghetti. The spaghetti got cooked and OMG!! It was like Eba cry

and money no dey pocket that day cry

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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Nobody: 9:13pm On Jan 24, 2015

I bought "Archi" for #100 to cook a little soup for the night... it was so thick under like I buried a rock underneath...

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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Specialist900(m): 9:51pm On Jan 24, 2015

Those days in school

I had this lodge mate who cooks rubbish, the high point of his cooking was he putting ARCHI to thicken beans (whether he did it knowingly or unknowingly, only him knows) as we saw this, nobody ate the beans with him that day o. Infact I personally stopped eating food he cooked cos to me it's food poisoning

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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Specialist900(m): 9:52pm On Jan 24, 2015

Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by naijaboiy: 9:53pm On Jan 24, 2015

Deefuray:

Chill, I've learnt to keep mute while cooking to avoid stories that touches the heart

Now you're talking

Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by sonikstargirl(f): 10:26pm On Jan 24, 2015

Mine was sumtimes ago wen i bought one hungry man size indomie and there was no spices inside of course i couldn't jst trow it away so i decided to use my on spices... So I added half cube of maggie star, salt nd curry to it... Geez d taste was more dan horrible i couldn't eat it so i had 2 trow d damn tin away at d end...

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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by onuwaje(m): 11:04pm On Jan 24, 2015

1- adding salt to indomie
2- adding sugar to beans cos d salt was too much

3.adding groundnut oil to Egusi soup to make d soup 'shine'

Ore loading

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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Nobody: 11:09pm On Jan 24, 2015

sonikstargirl:
Mine was sumtimes ago wen i bought one hungry man size indomie and there was no spices inside of course i couldn't jst trow it away so i decided to use my on spices... So I added half cube of maggie star, salt nd curry to it... Geez d taste was more dan horrible i couldn't eat it so i had 2 trow d damn tin away at d end...

hahaha, makes me remember the last time I attempted cooking at home. I made rice and stew and gave my dad some, after taking a spoon of rice he came to my room and he was like this

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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by elantraceey(f): 11:19pm On Jan 24, 2015

FriedPlantain:
hahaha, makes me remember the last time I attempted cooking at home. I made rice and stew and gave my dad some, after taking a spoon of rice he came to my room was like this

Lmao

Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by LordReed(m): 7:11am On Jan 25, 2015

Back in the day mum want to pound yam and asked me to put yam on to cook. Absentmindedly I added salt LoL. When she came to see if it had cooked she tasted it and screamed my name. That's when I realized my mistake. Mum still made her pounded yam but I don't know how well she enjoyed it.

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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by LordReed(m): 7:19am On Jan 25, 2015

Jennimma:
Well,mine was I mistakenly put kerosene thinking it was groundnut oil to fry potato. That dinner was a disaster and I was so hungry and my siblings too. I had to throw the food away. Till date,I still don't know what went wrong that night. It's so unlike me sha

Lucky for you that the kerosene didn't catch fire or explode.

Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Nobody: 7:54am On Jan 25, 2015

FriedPlantain:
hahaha, makes me remember the last time I attempted cooking at home. I made rice and stew and gave my dad some, after taking a spoon of rice he came to my room was like this - the food you cooked, did you add salt to the rice or did you add rice to the salt?

Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by uchman(m): 8:14am On Jan 25, 2015

Nice thread thou,
SALT has always been falling my hands while cooking since 1913...
#sadface#

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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by onuwaje(m): 8:34am On Jan 25, 2015

There was one like that. We wanted to cook pepper rice in my year 2.. btw d pepper and d rice I nr knw which one plenty pass

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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by daveP(m): 8:49am On Jan 25, 2015

(ahhhh, rushes past a joint in his suit, reverses back, peeps and enters) ahh cheesy

this feels cool(looks@ wristwatch) okay still gat time!

Went to spend Dec wif my Uncle's family, i en my younger bro. He always mocked us that we cant cook, etc. Yet he wont give us a chance to prove him wrong.

N:b cooking on firewood has a taste on its own..
(dodges stones hurled his way)

so he told his son to cook beans. As usual we were not to go near the pot till its done. Gbam a roaming here and there and i entered the palor to see him snoring. 'Action!!' shouted the director of my mind.

I add maggi, etc and told his son to step down as per senior bro.

Bottomline: (dodges another stone) he queried who cooked it and i regretted confessing twas me... Why....

[size=48pt] Cos he gave the designation to be cooking beans for the next 3weeks like asif i be Bro A.y[/size].....

Second loading-Dancing ewedu

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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by ameryzzy(f): 3:19pm On Jan 25, 2015

One day I wanted to fry plantain n d fry pan was on fire. I wanted to pour my groundnut oil but I pour kerosene on d frying pan instead cos it was almost d same container with the oil. Then I poured my plantain inside the frying pan without checking. Oh my God. It was a mess

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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by elantraceey(f): 4:32pm On Jan 25, 2015

InZA:
Funny stories

Nice thread @OP

Where's yours? undecided

Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by elantraceey(f): 4:33pm On Jan 25, 2015

Emyben:
I have made numerous disastrous mistakes over my cooking career. I once forgot to put groundnut oil in my spaghetti. The spaghetti got cooked and OMG!! It was like Eba and money no dey pocket that day

I trust you ate it like it grin

Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by elantraceey(f): 4:34pm On Jan 25, 2015

Specialist900:
Those days in school

I had this lodge mate who cooks rubbish, the high point of his cooking was he putting ARCHI to thicken beans (whether he did it knowingly or unknowingly, only him knows) as we saw this, nobody ate the beans with him that day o. Infact I personally stopped eating food he cooked cos to me it's food poisoning

So you use to do i waka well abi tongue

Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by onuwaje(m): 4:39pm On Jan 25, 2015

elantraceey:

So you use to do i waka well abi

Every nigger in d aluta dey do am so nr b new thing

Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by InZA: 4:45pm On Jan 25, 2015

elantraceey:

Where's yours?

I kept it in the same place Buhari kept his certificate undecided

Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by onuwaje(m): 5:06pm On Jan 25, 2015

Ok I have started cooking rice right now and d process I used is out of this world o..
Imagine after par-boiling the rice I added all d ingredients cos d hunger I nr get patience... let's c how it goes

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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Specialist900(m): 5:56pm On Jan 25, 2015

elantraceey:

So you use to do i waka well abi

na I waka well? Well, for my lodge then anybody food na like your right.

Infact those days were like the most interesting I've had

Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Emodeee: 6:39pm On Jan 25, 2015

[quote
author=elantraceey post=30096141]Here's a thread for our cooks cheesy

[ladies and gents], Don't feel shy mistakes happens once in a while wink

Here's mine grin

One this very beautiful day i just returned from school then my mummy
sent me immediately to the kitchen , with the anger on my face i
staggared to kitchen , normally it's way i cook bean : The fast and the
normal tongue

. The fast way , i just put the beans on fire with all the
necessary ingredients excluding oil and pepper of course while the
normal way is just to put the bean with just potash and onions and allow
the heat do it job so on this beautiful day i adopted my fast method
and pour in all my ingredients with my supposed cryfish(grounded, you'll
find out why it's supposed soon ), came back latter saw it was cooked
added pepper and oil and that was it . Minutes later my cousin came in
and as usual her first point of call was the kichen , when she heard i
cooked beans she was overjoyed saying that she haven't eaten beans in
while and she knows my beans is always special. As she served herself
she noticed the beans was slimy then she called out to me laughing *
Tracey why your beans dey draw?* I replied * maybe na the beans hand ,
if you nor wan chop commot there* . She said she couldn't eat it and
opted bread , my siblings served themselves and atr though they asked
the same question (you know children can eat anything ) till my mum
decided to see the food everyone was complaining about (all this while i
didn't even get close to the pot) , after checking she called me and
asked me show her the crayfish i put in it, i went to the cupboard and
it was then i noticed there was two look alike items in look alike
containers but i knew the one i took from ,collected it and went to show
her, immediately she opened it she burst into laughter and then said
*so na ogbono you take cook beans? * in our dialet , i was shocked then i
took it from her and checked it , til date i still wonder how come i
didn't notice it at first , i was called ogbono beans for that whole
week and till date my mum still use it to yab me any day she remembers
sad

Oya over to you grin

[/quote]

ogbono beans, hw var lah?

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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Nobody: 2:00pm On Jan 26, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
hahaha
Nice thread

Mine happened just last two weeks, I used this Nescafe bottle to put my "grounded crayfish".

So, that faithful evening I was cooking afang soup...inshort I was done....but I felt the crayfish wasn't enough...as I wanted to go get the crayfish - they took light.
I grabbed a Nescafe bottle actually containing coffee, poured generously into my soup.

Just as I wanted to stir, the Holy spirit ministered to me, I ran to get a torch light...you know the rest na.

I had to scoop out the top (of the soup).

I can imagine

Mine was some years back **I can't remember d exact year now**

It was christmas day and rice was on d fire. I perceived d rice was burning and I rushed to see for myself. Getting there, I immediately poured rivers of living waters into d pot. I never knew d rice was fully cooked! cheesy

My aunty had to spread d rice on d sun for it to dry up ASAP cos visitors would be coming any moment.

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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Nobody: 2:37pm On Jan 26, 2015

AgapeCharis:

I can imagine

Mine was some years back **I can't remember d exact year now**

It was christmas day and rice was on d fire. I perceived d rice was burning and I rushed to see for myself. Getting there, I immediately poured rivers of living waters into d pot. I never knew d rice was fully cooked!

My aunty had to spread d rice on d sun for it to dry up ASAP cos visitors would be coming any moment.

ahahahaha
Your case is worse nna.
My husband's own was he brought it down, he didn't even taste it.
As I jump out to serve food ehn, rice was strong like rock.

Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Nobody: 3:33pm On Jan 26, 2015

Kachisbarbie:

ahahahaha
Your case is worse nna.
My husband's own was he brought it down, he didn't even taste it.
As I jump out to serve food ehn, rice was strong like rock.

It wasn't a small something my dear cheesy

dey yab life comot for my body dt day

Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Truckpusher(m): 3:54pm On Jan 26, 2015

Mine was the day I added granulated sugar instead of adding salt into the Egusi soup that I bragged about to everyone at home. angry

I never knew they share the same container when I came back and that wasn't my fault. tongue

My sister was like ''you will always make a good chef anytime if not for your bad taste buds and bad eyes'' cheesy

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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Elparaiso(m): 7:01pm On Jan 26, 2015

My kitchen and I know we're not meant for each other so we respect ourselves.

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Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Nobody: 6:51pm On Jan 28, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
hahaha
Nice thread

Mine happened just last two weeks, I used this Nescafe bottle to put my "grounded crayfish".

So, that faithful evening I was cooking afang soup...inshort I was done....but I felt the crayfish wasn't enough...as I wanted to go get the crayfish - they took light.
I grabbed a Nescafe bottle actually containing coffee, poured generously into my soup.

Just as I wanted to stir, the Holy spirit ministered to me, I ran to get a torch light...you know the rest na.

I had to scoop out the top (of the soup).

loooooolz

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