DeeCherry:
I dey come

tosyne2much:
This is not an attempt to bash our single brothers. Research and findings have shown to me that single guys who are desperately searching resort to doing the categories.

Note: This is not a general assumption

Just sit down, relax, grab your suya and yoyo bitters and start reading

10 Things Guys Do When Desperately Searching For Girlfriends

Let's get to business

1. They Run After Random Ladies On The Street
The pace at which some desperate young niqqas run after random ladies on the street is even more than the pace at which Ussain Bolt takes off during 100 metre race.

2. Notice Me
This is kind of silly. A guy sits beside a random lady and that's when he knows he has to bring out his fone or Ipad, then puts his earpiece on the ear and starts singing loud just to show to her how sophisticated he is. Funny enough, when the babe brings out her own fone, that's when he knows that she's more sophisticated than he is... Hahaha


3. They Quickly Grab Opportunity
A guy mistakenly dials a wrong number and a lady with an angelic voice picks it and she's like "this is a wrong number". Then he drops the call, 20mins later he calls back saying " sowi pls, can I know you better ?" Hahaha

4. They Are Extremely Caring
I have witnessed a scene when my close friend saw a random lady walking in the rain and he rushed to her, gave her his umbrella and started walking in the rain & I was like Wft !!!!. When they were about to depart, he asked for her phone number and the lady outrightly said " sowi I don't give my number to strangers..

5. Risk Of Life
He met her on social network and after exchanging numbers. She lives in Kaduna while he lives in Lagos. He's so desperate to see her not minding traveling for about 18hours just to see her

6. They Collect PIN Of Random Ladies
YES some desperate dudes collect PINs from their friends. That is, " guy abeg you get any sure babe for your BBM ? Yes I get oooo.. Abeg I no need the one wey go dey demand for money oooooo.. Hahaha

7. Forcing Themselves On Ladies
The truth must be revealed here! You messages a lady once or twice and she fails to reply and you already know it is an indication that she doesn't feel you, only for you to start begging her to reply your messages.

8. They purposely attend Youth Programmes
Hehehe !!! You will see them attended youth programmes because they know they know so many babes will also be attending

9. They Are Overly Nice
They are unnecessary nice to the female folks. For example, a random lady sends facebook request and after accepting the request, he starts gracing the floor thanking her for sending request

10. They Try To Portray An Attractive Image
The say things take would make them attractive to the ladies. For example, cheating in a relationship is a NO NO for me

**Critics is allowed**

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Writter : Tosyne2much

Source http:tosyne2much..com

thankyouJesus:
This is for broke, lazy and jobless nigga, no pun intended.
Number one secret of success is effective and judicious use of the time, no vision (career, academics, ambitious e.t.c) oriented person will embark on futile mission.
#thisisjustmycharitycommentandopinion.
I say no to poverty.

farano:
I see.

tosyne2much:
SeverusSnape, I have modified it and pls remove that picture

yorex2011:
11) opening many threads on nairaland so that everybody knows him, after which he starts to PM girls that follow him

Djdamian:



its people like u dat end up being poor in life...