firstEVA:
I don't know if it's just me. I dont consider any of our female comediennes (Princess, Ellen paul etc) funny at all. i was at a show recently where one of them performed, it was so dry i didn't know what to do, i just clapped to encourage her. I have watched Sommore, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Joan Rivers, Ellen Degeneres e.t.c, those women are really funny, why are our Naija female comedians different?

...funny??....see yor head like Guinea fowl... are u light skin?

MrCork:



...funny??....see yor head like Guinea fowl... are u light skin?

no are you?

firstEVA:
no are you?

...see yor Ghana head like Ghana made Portmanto....muss u always ansa question wita question?...do I look light skin to u? Dark skin guys are not G@y!!

MrCork:



...see yor Ghana head like Ghana made Portmanto....muss u always ansa question wita question?...do I look light skin to u? Dark skin guys are not G@y!!

are you saying light skinned guys are gay?

firstEVA:
are you saying light skinned guys are gay?

...sweeey I am 100% dak skin and all women shud be light skin....this is wot all men want...pirrriod.

...and YES I am sayn light skin guys are G@y wanna bees They are not really G@y but look g@y coz they G@y inside in a g@y way coz they g@y who are g@ behaving like thy pretend to be g@y coz they want be homog@y....do I make sense?

MrCork:


...sweeey I am 100% dak skin and all women shud be light skin....this is wot all men want...pirrriod.

...and YES I am sayn light skin guys are G@y wanna bees They are not really G@y but look g@y coz they G@y inside in a g@y way coz they g@y who are g@ behaving like thy pretend to be g@y coz they want be homog@y....do I make sense?

Nope

firstEVA:
Nope

...are u readin up side down?

MrCork:


...are u readin up side down?

nope

MrCork I hear Onila is your girlfriend, is that true?

firstEVA:
MrCork I hear Onila is your girlfriend, is that true?

...that ugly mofo??.....do u actualy realice she prettier than u despite loookin massculine?

MrCork:


...that ugly mofo??.....do u actualy realice she prettier than u despite loookin massculine?

does she look masculine? It would be nice if you two date, get married and have a son, then you call him Troll.

firstEVA:
does she look masculine? It would be nice if you two date, get married and have a son, then you call him Troll.

...that ugly mofo??...no thanks..i rather nyansh u!

MrCork:


...that ugly mofo??...no thanks..i rather nyansh u!

I am dark skinned and I may be tempted to strangle you in the process.

I like Onila for you or liability.

I'M IN.........

cuz they tink more of fashion dan thier wrk


I'M OUT.......

firstEVA:
I am dark skinned and I may be tempted to strangle you in the process.

I like Onila for you or liability.

.....sweery,,Onila look like man meanin its u I like to Nyansh...Case close!!

prettyjo:
but am funny unless you have not listened to my joke

lets hear your jokes, maybe I'll have a change of heart.

MrCork:



...funny??....see yor head like Guinea fowl... are u light skin?

why is this guy so funny

kokoA:
Nigerian girls ain't funny at all.. Very boring bunch.

please, ayam funny. You can't converse with me without laughing. Just say the ones you've met.

This is just a reflection of the female Nigerian population who are not funny. 8 out of 10 naija girls i've met are dry as fvck.

firstEVA:
I am dark skinned and I may be tempted to strangle you in the process.

I like Onila for you or liability.

.....^^ I no her type.....truss me....she can't cook rice & egg!

MrCork:



.....^^ I no her type.....truss me....she can't cook rice & egg!

Have u taken your drugs?

deywarley:
This is just a reflection of the female Nigerian population who are not funny. 8 out of 10 naija girls i've met are dry as fvck.

why do you think Naija girls are not funny?

firstEVA:
why do you think Naija girls are not funny?

Well like I said, 8 out of 10 girls i've met are dry as mess

firstEVA:
I don't know if it's just me. I dont consider any of our female comediennes (Princess, Ellen paul etc) funny at all. i was at a show recently where one of them performed, it was so dry i didn't know what to do, i just clapped to encourage her. I have watched Sommore, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Joan Rivers, Ellen Degeneres e.t.c, those women are really funny, why are our Naija female comedians different?

I tot it was only me oo.. dat princess is super doper flying dry..

espn:
I tot it was only me oo.. dat princess is super doper flying dry..

I wonder why? They ought to practice or so.

I thought I was the only who noticed this.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Mandy: Nigeria’s queen of comedy

firstEVA:
I don't know if it's just me. I dont consider any of our female comediennes (Princess, Ellen paul etc) funny at all. i was at a show recently where one of them performed, it was so dry i didn't know what to do, i just clapped to encourage her. I have watched Sommore, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Joan Rivers, Ellen Degeneres e.t.c, those women are really funny, why are our Naija female comedians different?

Or maybe you have a personal problem

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

she is funny

Op, I thought I was the only one who noticed it o.they just force themselves to be funny.I feel for them sha.

firstEVA:
I don't know if it's just me. I dont consider any of our female comediennes (Princess, Ellen paul etc) funny at all. i was at a show recently where one of them performed, it was so dry i didn't know what to do, i just clapped to encourage her. I have watched Sommore, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Joan Rivers, Ellen Degeneres e.t.c, those women are really funny, why are our Naija female comedians different?

How will you say Ellen DeGeneres is funny and still say Helen Paul is not funny?
Is it because she is white? I have watched many of her shows and I haven't laughed as hard as when I'm watch Helen Paul on Jara!