Therock5555:
Top Ten Nairalanders Post We Look Up To!!!


This list was supposed to be presented last year but due to my tight schedule and procrastinating behavior I left it for so long but I just wanna get this list outta my mind before I clog away. This list is from my observations round nairaland, and trust me this nairalanders have taken Nairaland as their second home and made it vibrant for we all to enjoy and trust me, not all of them might be your favourite but without them I don't think nairaland would be much fun as it is now, shout out to all those who did not make the cut, una fit make una own list....


1. SEUN

OK, he is the boss but that has not stopped him from giving us great topics, my most favorite post of his was when he wrote "Pictures or I don't believe it" on a thread, mehn nairalanders were really perplexed, his post has one of the most highest numbers of likes when ever he post on a thread or when he opens one especially when he offered to pay for the services of a super mod. Like him or hate him, he remains the most popular nairalander presently.

2. LALASTICLALA

If you wanna make front page, just comment on this guy's thread and you would get a sure bet on gaining some twiny likes and shares, some people have told him to open his own blog and rival LIB, others have asked Seun to start paying him, others have asked if he is a mod or he bribes mods to put his thread on front page but the dude remains unperturbed, he makes nairaland fun for everyone and has made me know in and out of Nigeria celebrities. His gossip are always top notch and many atimes 100% original.

3. FLIRTYKAREN

This lady eh is something else, she can be said to be the twin of Lalasticlala because she supplies celebrity gossip news when it's hot. She always back up her thread with reasonable pictures. She is also a sure Bet on making front page, she has been undercover for awhile now, Ma'am we miss you o...

4. TOSYNE2MUCH

Na only God know how many PMs this handsome young man has gotten from Nairaland babes. He is handsome, brilliant and mouthed, he has more lovers and followers than haters, he is the originator of top ten things on Nairaland and he is my inspiration for this thread. This dude knows almost everything about relationships and never gets tired of exposing his fellow dudes and girls. His favorite ending to each of his thread is "let the bashing begin", out of ten threads he creates, nine must make front page. He has been benched this year by his many disciples like Emusmith etc who had caught the top ten fever like me


5. KACHIBARBIE

This lady put a pix of herself, head bent, hands searching for something inside her big bag, on her profile pic, only God know what she has been searching for for so long, maybe her fingers got stucked in there. Lolz jokes apart, this lady emits high sense of intelligence. She happens to be the best relationship advicer you can find on Nairaland currently, if you missed your period, she is the person to call for advice, if your girl friend caught you with another girl, oboy call on KACHIBARBIE, if you gave your landlord daughter belly run KACHIBARBIE for advice, her post is always with tiny fonts which contains lots of big grammars like she is Obiaghan cousin , she rarely creates thread but be sure of front page when she does and don't forget your dictionary sha.

6. BARCANISTA

I would be flogged if this moniker misses this list. He is the last person you would like to pick up a fight with, go to politics section and tag him, the guy would pour fire and brim stone on you. He is a staunch supporter of APC, I once asked him on BBM if Buhari was his Uncle, this dude breathes, eats and shits politics, he should even be made the APC candidate of Nairaland because he is fearless, outspoken and has guts. I just pray he won't commit suicide if Buhari loses next month na joke o, I was just observing the day he challenged Seun, chai the bros is mouthed, lemme flee from his name before his many followers would turn my thread to campaign zone.


7. D9TY7

Go to the literature section and asked about the most frequent writer there currently and all hands would point to this young genius who behaves like he lives on Nairaland, when am struggling to update once every two days, this gentleman drops like four updates each day, his consistency is awesome and he has gotten himself so many fans and crushes, he also takes time out to encourage others up coming writers and support them. All his stories had made front page. I watched this dude grew from a wack writer to one of the most glittering writer in the literature section, don't be surprised if you see him chilling with Soyinka some day.

8. CHAIRCOVER

Trust me, I don't know why she choosed this moniker, maybe she is a carpenter or a laundry woman but damn the facts this woman is one of the most brilliant woman on Nairaland, she has won the praise and respect of her fellow Nairalanders, I heard she is marry sha if not I for book space she knows the in and out of every marriage problems, so next time when your marriage is on the brink, call on Chaircover to advice you, at least her grammar is not impeccably difficult to understand like that of KACHIBARBIE

9. NAIJASINGLEGIRL

This babe made my father to lock me up in Yabaleft for two days because I was laughing like a mad man by 2am, over laughter after I read one of her thread to my fellow mad colleagues made the doctor diagnose me with laughingitis. In short if you wan laugh abeg read her threads, they are over hilarious, my best among her threads was when her dad collected locozade boost from her and poured in a male fowl's mouth, I laugh that day sowtey I mess inside church. Her thread always makes front page also. I just hope she remains single till am about to marry, she would use laugh and reset my kids brain

10. ANDYBLAZE

Trust me, I know why this mad fellow made this list, this dude is as controversial like Balotelli, people insults his thread but would always come back to view them again, he is a troll, a former disciple of Mr Olodo and a mentor to fellow mad people like boiledcorn, spacegoat, liability etc, anytime you see a thread with title like "I want to die, but gala and lacasera won't kill me(with pictures 18+) or I pregnanted my girlfriend and her mother what should I do? (18+ with pictures) or this calabar babe wan kill me, see her pix (18+)" just know that ANDYBLAZE hand is involved, just go and crack your ribs from the comments. He loves creating numerous foolish threads but has also surprisingly made front page atimes. He loves getting ban, sometimes till 2090 sef so he creates new monikers like a robot. Seems like he kicked the bucket before reaching this year because he has been AWOL since this year began but at least he left a legacy, his single, a nice rap song titled Adam always thrills me, I miss him sha.

He always ends his thread with BITG, I don't know what the meaning is but I usually put it as Big Idiat Taking Garri


Worthy mentions, safarigirl, Ishilove, therealmrstan, elantracey, Audreytymms, Naijaboiy.......

That's all from me homies, feel free to add yours, my shout out goes to my paddy for making me assignment free this night and my ex-babe wey I dash red card for not stalking me with calls through out today. Also to mtn for making me finish my remaining sub by force because it expires tomorrow and my able Android phone that had delivered me from the spirit of black berry and it's hanging.

Mods front page please, nairalanders come and comment oooo

CC: seun, Lalasticlala, Ishilove.....

MizMyColi:


Yeah.
I noticed that too.

@TheRock555

Did you compile this list/article all on your own?

There's this disparaging feel I get from reading through them all.

If I'm not mistaken, you're one of the most respected writers on LitLand. One'd expect that your writeup carry minimal typos and that all monikers are spelt correctly, not mumble-jumbling characters and monikers.

Here's my own top ten list of popular NLers. They are there because I think of them as not only popular, but high intellectuals too.

Kachisbarbie
Cococandy
Omenka
Sincere9gerian
Madcow
Jarus
Seun
Tallesty1
Babyosisi
Aisha2

Therock5555:



Eh Miss no vex, it's a typical error, it's been modified. I don't see how my been a writer should stop me from making mistakes. The last time I checked, I was not writing am article for Times Magazine

Yeah.
I figured you'd say stuffs in those lines, which was why I modified my post.

You don't know me well enough to discern that I actually speak in that manner when I believe in a person and their capabilities.

I've seen people praise your work on here and seeing such blatant errors from you?

Besides, whether you write for times or alaroye or even the kindergaten, if it's worth doing at all, it's worth doing well.

I don't believe in the parlance "be yourself".

I'd rather we "be our best selves" --- whatever our cause.

AyokunleRuth:
this op is not updated.
all these monikers are old


where is my moniker

Who are you

naijaboiy:

Who are you

AyokunleRuth:

am ayokunleruth

That your name too long to remember na

naijaboiy:

That your name too long to remember na

AyokunleRuth:



lie lie.

wait till i sue the op. he will never forget again

Don't worry...i'll create my own thread and you'll be in number one

ArchEnemy:
What about Mr Cork?
Obinoscopy
Sienna
Mizmycoli

AyokunleRuth:
this op is not updated.
all these monikers are old


where is my moniker

tosyne2much:
OP, thanks for the mention

Therock5555:



Eh Miss no vex, it's a typical error, it's been modified. I don't see how my been a writer should stop me from making mistakes. The last time I checked, I was not writing am article for Times Magazine

naijaboiy:

That your name too long to remember na

AyokunleRuth:

am ayokunleruth

emusmith:


...Haba Naijaboiy!

emusmith:

Young Lady: You're doing well... No mind Naijaboiy o, He's just kidding

Bros na just play o

naijaboiy:


Bros na just play o

emusmith:


Oga, I know you too well na ...na why I write he's just kidding...

How's your night?

Only very few people dey understand my sarcasm

My night was tight jare!

I dey bus terminal like this...

What of you na?