Jennimma:
Well,mine was I mistakenly put kerosene thinking it was groundnut oil to fry potato. That dinner was a disaster and I was so hungry and my siblings too. I had to throw the food away. Till date,I still don't know what went wrong that night. It's so unlike me sha

uchman:
Nice thread thou,
SALT has always been falling my hands while cooking since 1913...
#sadface#

softysparky:

It has happened to me also. Only God saved me that day.

Kachisbarbie:


[i]This particular mistake is very common but sounds weird to me.

Kachisbarbie:


This particular mistake is very common but sounds weird to me.

@Jennimma are you trying to tell me your groundnut oil and kero dey inside similar containers? Lolz

Jennimma:

Lolz, my dear, I still don't know what took over my brain that day. Kedu k 'imere?

shadowgwalker:
the mistake I made while cooking stew was to pour ogbonor in the sauce while on fire thinking it was crayfish... it tasted cool though.

gracile:

hilarious.
Ur prolly blind or was it at night

AgapeCharis:
report your own mistake too. Abi you never make mistake before?

gracile:

eh ehn na d levels
ok, mine was back in 100l dt day i was making jolof rice i wanted d quicker mthd cos i was tired n hungry so i dint bother to fry d oil, i just poured everything at once into d parboiled rice, we use a shampoo container for our groundnut oil i didnt how manage shampoo came to our locker to cut d long story short, we ate d food though it was tasting one kain it was much later we discovered i used shampoo to cook
oya over to you, i neva see ur own tori o

AgapeCharis:


I can imagine



Mine was some years back **I can't remember d exact year now**

It was christmas day and rice was on d fire. I perceived d rice was burning and I rushed to see for myself. Getting there, I immediately poured rivers of living waters into d pot. I never knew d rice was fully cooked!

My aunty had to spread d rice on d sun for it to dry up ASAP cos visitors would be coming any moment.

gracile:

hahahahaha you are a disaster!
for ur mind u be wan save d day be dt o,lol funny u

AgapeCharis:
no be small gbege that day. You needed to see how I messed up almost 3 rubber of rice that faithful day

gracile:

them for first tell u to chop all the rice as ur punishment

AgapeCharis:
lol. Na so you wicked?

gracile:

no, na just to teach u small lesson
things we do for luv

AgapeCharis:
your kids go pass through hell for your hand be that o

gracile:

No i'll make a good mama
I can hardly wait

AgapeCharis:
can hardly wait? Why wait when there's a gazillion of boys who'll be willing to help you realize that at no cost?

gracile:

you are not a good person i swear

AgapeCharis:
I'm good o. You no dey know joke?

gracile:

me ma na joke i de na
goodboy

AgapeCharis:
lol! How was your day?

gracile:

Twas justok.
Urs!

AgapeCharis:
mine was cool. A lil bit stressful. Had lectures today?

LewisO:
"Good Night"... elantraceey had an hectic day. How was your day?

elantraceey:



My day was hectic .


Good morning, hope you slept well?

Thanks! I slept well, woke - up weller, went out wellest came back wellesty!

We give thanks to God!

LewisO:


Thanks! I slept well, woke - up weller, went out wellest came back wellesty!

We give thanks to God!

Kachisbarbie:
hahaha
Nice thread

Mine happened just last two weeks, I used this Nescafe bottle to put my "grounded crayfish".

So, that faithful evening I was cooking afang soup...inshort I was done....but I felt the crayfish wasn't enough...as I wanted to go get the crayfish - they took light.
I grabbed a Nescafe bottle actually containing coffee, poured generously into my soup.

Just as I wanted to stir, the Holy spirit ministered to me, I ran to get a torch light...you know the rest na.

I had to scoop out the top (of the soup).