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Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 11:23pm On Jan 30, 2015 |
A lagos bus driver found himself at the gates of Heaven. The 'guard' on duty looked him up in the Big Book listing his life history. Upon reading the entry for the bus driver, the guard invited him to proceed to the highest level of Heaven with the greatest rewards. A naija pastor was next in line behind the bus driver and he had been watching with interest all that had taken place. He announced himself to the guard who checked the pastor's entry in the Big Book. The guard frowned then told the pastor, "Okay, we'll let you in but your place is at the lowest level of Heaven." The pastor astonished protested, "But I'm a man of religion, surely I deserve a higher place in Heaven compared to a bus driver." The guard responded coolly, "Here we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the bus driver drove his bus, people prayed. ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Just4laugh by Nobody: 11:30pm On Jan 30, 2015 |
lols, u try, welldone |
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 11:36pm On Jan 30, 2015 |
edozie04: ![]() |
Re: Just4laugh by ALAYORMII: 12:51am On Jan 31, 2015 |
You gbiyanju |
Re: Just4laugh by log1(m): 7:55am On Jan 31, 2015 |
That's really nice.. More of that cc: mytime24 |
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 9:49am On Jan 31, 2015 |
log1:tnx ![]() |
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 9:50am On Jan 31, 2015 |
ALAYORMII:pls wat's gbiyanju ![]() |
Re: Just4laugh by Enegod(m): 2:18pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
mytime24: ![]() |
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 2:30pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
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Re: Just4laugh by Enegod(m): 2:48pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
mytime24:*slaps her eye balls* ![]() |
Re: Just4laugh by Clefcentfelix(m): 3:00pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
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Re: Just4laugh by log1(m): 3:57pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
mytime24: When should we be expecting another one from the stable of mytime24.?.. |
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 4:19pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
Re: Just4laugh by log1(m): 10:05pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
mytime24: Oh....That date far ooo...No problem. That means I should be expecting three things from you on that day. 1) u must vote for change 2) Your new joke story 3) probably u would be my e-val gal...lolzzz |
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 10:14pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
log1:i'm givin u only 1choice, so choOOos 1 ![]() |
Re: Just4laugh by log1(m): 10:18pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
mytime24: Do u know u are putting me in a tight corner?... kindly increase my choices to 2 if not d 3 |
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 10:23pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
log1:bt dey said a bird @hand is btter dan millions ind bush ![]() |
Re: Just4laugh by log1(m): 10:33pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
mytime24: Let me go for option one to increase GMB chances of winning. Definitely after GMB declaration as d president we can celebrate it together from there u can share ur joke na... hope u are OK with that ? |
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 10:39pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
log1:smart guy, so dis ur brain stil dey hot ![]() ![]() |
Re: Just4laugh by log1(m): 10:47pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
mytime24: Thanks for ur compliment.. But I must comment on your sharp mouth. I don't think u can be cheated easily |
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 10:57pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
log1:"c'nt b cheatd easily" bt i don already bcme uR |
Re: Just4laugh by log1(m): 11:00pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 11:04pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
log1:bt ouR agrEemeNt iS fEb14 ![]() |
Re: Just4laugh by log1(m): 12:54am On Feb 01, 2015 |
mytime24: Lol...No problem. Anyway happy new month. Happy Febuhari |
Re: Just4laugh by sundoj08(m): 5:09am On Feb 01, 2015 |
Not the best joke but twas catchy tho.. Still a thumbs up |
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 2:28pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
log1:yea hapi nEw mOnTh 2u tu , i hpe u went 2 chrch ![]() |
Re: Just4laugh by log1(m): 4:33pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
mytime24: I'm not like u that didnt go to d church..service was cul today |
Re: Just4laugh by Clefcentfelix(m): 7:46pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
This is looking like..... ![]() |
Re: Just4laugh by auntymi(f): 11:42pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
U try, 6/10 |
Re: Just4laugh by Senjuchiha: 12:16am On Feb 04, 2015 |
Armed boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on.they asked them to close every door and windows so that nobody can escape.they counted the number of worshippers and they were 200.they told them they would kill 150 out of these members but in an alphabetical order of names starting with the pastors.they approached the senior pastor asking;whats your name?pastor said zechariah zwinginar.the next pastor said zebede zacheus,the next pastor said zemmanuel zwilliams..........they approached the elders....the first one said zarepath zolomon..the next one said zalade zomorin..the next one said zesther zoluwatimilehin..they approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is abraham awolowo..the organist screamed and said he is a liar.my name is zabraham zawolowo..........if u were in d congregation,what will be your name?be sincere 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 7:32pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
Senjuchiha:nicE1, my name wil b zariA zebrA ![]() |
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 7:34pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
auntymi:only 6, laughin, ![]() 1 Like |
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