edozie04:
lols, u try, welldone

log1:
That's really nice.. More of that

cc: mytime24

ALAYORMII:
You gbiyanju

mytime24:



A lagos bus driver found himself at the gates of Heaven. The 'guard' on duty looked him up in the Big Book listing his life history. Upon reading the entry for the bus driver, the guard invited him to proceed to the highest level of Heaven with the greatest rewards. A naija pastor was next in line behind the bus driver and he had been watching with interest all that had taken place. He announced himself to the guard who checked the pastor's entry in the Big Book. The guard frowned then told the pastor, "Okay, we'll let you in but your place is at the lowest level of Heaven." The pastor astonished protested, "But I'm a man of religion, surely I deserve a higher place in Heaven compared to a bus driver." The guard responded coolly, "Here we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the bus driver drove his bus, people prayed.

Enegod:

mytime24:

mytime24:
tnx

log1:


When should we be expecting another one from the stable of mytime24.?..

mytime24:
til feb14

log1:


Oh....That date far ooo...No problem. That means I should be expecting three things from you on that day. 1) u must vote for change 2) Your new joke story 3) probably u would be my e-val gal...lolzzz

mytime24:
i'm givin u only 1choice, so choOOos 1

log1:


Do u know u are putting me in a tight corner?... kindly increase my choices to 2 if not d 3

mytime24:
bt dey said a bird @hand is btter dan millions ind bush

log1:


Let me go for option one to increase GMB chances of winning. Definitely after GMB declaration as d president we can celebrate it together from there u can share ur joke na... hope u are OK with that ?

mytime24:
smart guy, so dis ur brain stil dey hot . I giv up

log1:


Thanks for ur compliment.. But I must comment on your sharp mouth. I don't think u can be cheated easily

mytime24:
"c'nt b cheatd easily" bt i don already bcme uR e-GiRl mugu nA

mytime24:
"c'nt b cheatd easily" bt i don already bcme uR e-GiRl mugu nA

log1:


Let me PM u

mytime24:
bt ouR agrEemeNt iS fEb14

log1:


Lol...No problem. Anyway happy new month. Happy Febuhari

mytime24:
yea hapi nEw mOnTh 2u tu , i hpe u went 2 chrch

Senjuchiha:
Armed boko haram members entered a church
while the service was going on.they asked
them to close every door and windows so that
nobody can escape.they counted the number
of worshippers and they were 200.they told
them they would kill 150 out of these
members but in an alphabetical order of
names starting with the pastors.they
approached the senior pastor asking;whats
your name?pastor said zechariah zwinginar.the
next pastor said zebede zacheus,the next
pastor said zemmanuel zwilliams..........they
approached the elders....the first one said
zarepath zolomon..the next one said zalade
zomorin..the next one said zesther
zoluwatimilehin..they approached the choir
and the first chorister out of fear pointed to
the organist and said his name is abraham
awolowo..the organist screamed and said he is
a liar.my name is zabraham zawolowo..........if
u were in d congregation,what will be your
name?be sincere

auntymi:
U try, 6/10