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Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by lilbabyak(m): 5:45pm On Feb 02, 2015
Na GOD know how many tins I don test wey I no buy. Madam make I test drive your to-to? Mtsew
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by omodapson(m): 5:45pm On Feb 02, 2015
There are tens of reasons to want to test before marriage and this is not limited to the male folks. But personal view and opinion should be respected to matter what. I am an open person, i go with what my partner wants. grin
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by jmoore(m): 5:46pm On Feb 02, 2015
How many times I go talk am ohhh?

jmoore:
May I never date that type of lady that wants premarital sex, in Jesus name. Amen!

jmoore:
I will marry a virgin. No testing.

jmoore:
Testing not allowed.
Having premarital sex is like building a house on a land you haven't bought.

It is a disrespect to the lady's body if you demand sex before marriage.

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Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by Nobody: 5:47pm On Feb 02, 2015
mytime24:
Test driviN wat we're nt cArs pls undecided
who cares #test drive
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by divineRx(f): 5:48pm On Feb 02, 2015
xtervaganza:
One thing is 100% certain to me, I'll never marry a lady I haven't had sex with
hmmm na wa 4 u o
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by chigoizie7(m): 5:49pm On Feb 02, 2015
see hypocrites, mtcheeeewww, i comment my reserve
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by Nobody: 5:49pm On Feb 02, 2015
I WILL NEVER EVER MARRY A GIRL I HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH.. lipsrsealed

Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by DuchessLily(f): 5:50pm On Feb 02, 2015
smiley Chai! Na waooo...human beings don turn cars.

Well I no blame dem guys sha... Girls have lost it. They allow every tom, dick and harry to test-drive dem. Even d ones dey r certain won't marry them, plus pple's husbands sef.

Issioritt!
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by humilitypays(m): 5:51pm On Feb 02, 2015
Pretenders! Nairaland, the home of pretenders and santimonous hypocrites typing “NO TEST-DRIVING” from beside their unclad partnerscheesy

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Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by zizytd(m): 5:51pm On Feb 02, 2015
In real life there r many guys and ladies dat don't cheat when there r in a relationship Bt they can't do without sex. Fact
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by ehis05(m): 5:53pm On Feb 02, 2015
What if bola meets a man...tunde..n tunde is ready 2 settle down as well as bola...dey test drove..bola noticed tunde cnt satisfy her....same tin hapuns wit tom, dick, and harry...n dey surely all test drove bola....what does dat make Bola??
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by Nobody: 5:53pm On Feb 02, 2015
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by tpiaobsession: 5:54pm On Feb 02, 2015
You test drive a car, not a human.
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by Nobody: 5:55pm On Feb 02, 2015
mytime24:
Test driviN wat we're nt cArs pls undecided

it goes both ways darling. i would never marry guy which i never slept with

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Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by Nobody: 5:56pm On Feb 02, 2015
jmoore:
How many times I go talk am ohhh?








gud for u
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by jasoncage(m): 5:56pm On Feb 02, 2015
zick19:

I won buy car, u talk say make i no test the engine and other parts That's how it is when it comes to relationship choosing a partner also
shey woman be property? you go buy ur wife ba? bros dem no be non living thing o. i think thats a poor comparison.
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by zizytd(m): 5:57pm On Feb 02, 2015
ehis05:
What if bola meets a man...tunde..n tunde is ready 2 settle down as well as bola...dey test drove..bola noticed tunde cnt satisfy her....same tin hapuns wit tom, dick, and harry...n dey surely all test drove bola....what does dat make Bola??
What if they now get married bola decides to cheat cus tunde can't satisfy her. There something I know someone that wants to marry u, will marry u sex or no sex.
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by yaskarahyelhope(f): 5:58pm On Feb 02, 2015
hismond:




http://www.punchng.com/health/healthwise/why-you-should-test-drive-your-partner-before-marriage/

Bros, coz U test drove ya partner (wife) who is now ya partner in crime or U had pre-marital sex wt her doesn't mean U shd advice everybody to do so. Wat is happening to d world now? Sexual perversion is now d order of d day. Wat happened to holiness in marriage and d undefiled bed? How many ladies will U test run before getting d right person? Y tell everybody to follow ya sick move in acknowledging their body in sin before saying I do? This is not right, not sane and not fair. Decease from it and don't follow all those useless modernized, Americanized and so-called civilized introduction of behaviours against d correct one.

So virginity is now a sin? Wat d hell. May God have mercy on U? Am sure U know U are no America. Pls repent from this useless info U are passing across!
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by Youngzedd(m): 5:58pm On Feb 02, 2015
nnafather:
The writer should ask his mother if she was test-driven by his father...amu nkita!


Ooh mpa choi!


grin grin grin

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Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by Riversides2003(m): 5:59pm On Feb 02, 2015
Biblically its not good but 90% of guys and girls are guilty of this nowadays, its not easy I must confess only when you and your partner are spiritually inclined and do not do things that could bring the urge and temptation
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by Nobody: 5:59pm On Feb 02, 2015
PlutoLA:
It's a sin,but in a way its a necessary one. It's better to do that than to get into marriage and find our you're not compatible and end up cheating and getting divorced which are even bigger sins. Besides I think the idea of loosing virginity on the wedding night it overrated and kinda baseless. We all know loosing virginity for a woman is painful so why have a painful experience on the night of the happiest day of your life?

Just my thoughts sha. Don't crucify me

total true
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by Nobody: 6:02pm On Feb 02, 2015
superior1:
[size=15pt]Mine is not a motor car, doesnt need test driving[/size]



than later don't dare to cheat if partner is not good in bed!
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by yaskarahyelhope(f): 6:07pm On Feb 02, 2015
nikpet2:
I WILL NEVER EVER MARRY A GIRL I HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH.. lipsrsealed

May God av mercy on U. U need special deliverance from sexual perversion. If others are pretending, I'll never do such thing. Pre-marital sex is a very bigger sin. If U were involved before, decease now. God, pls help dis generation!
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by PlutoLA(m): 6:07pm On Feb 02, 2015
blessingee:


I was on my way to get a cross b4 i read your last line. Your sins are forgiven grin grin grin

Looool Thanx for showing mercy
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by hismond(m): 6:08pm On Feb 02, 2015
DuchessLily:
smiley Chai! Na waooo...human beings don turn cars.

Well I no blame dem guys sha... Girls have lost it. They allow every tom, dick and harry to test-drive dem. Even d ones dey r certain won't marry them, plus pple's husbands sef.

Issioritt!


why do you still have that thought that men are not cheated as well, don't we have a stake in the whole thing too?
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by tiwo31: 6:09pm On Feb 02, 2015
This probably needs a new thread of its own.

Women absorb and carry living DNA and cells from every male they have sexual intercouse with

In this study they provide a description of male Mc in the female human brain and specific brain regions. The study was originally trying to determine if women who have been pregnant with a son might be more predisposed to certain neurological diseases since these certain diseases occur more frequently in males.

"Collectively with data showing the presence of male DNA in the cerebrospinal fluid [32], our results indicate that fetal DNA and likely cells can cross the human blood-brain barrier (BBB) and reside in the brain. Changes in BBB permeability occur during pregnancy [33] and may therefore provide a unique opportunity for the establishment of Mc in the brain. Also unique to our study are the findings that male Mc in the human female brain is relatively frequent (positive in 63% of subjects) and distributed in multiple brain regions, and is potentially persistent across the human lifespan (the oldest female in whom male DNA was detected in the brain was 94 years)."

Through the study they blindly and politically assume that all male Mc DNA found hosting in the female brain was from a male pregnancy. Funny how even our brightest scientists can live in denial.

BUT, when they autopsied the brains of women who had never even been pregnant they STILL found male DNA prevalent in the female brain.

They did their best to hide the evidence. They buried it in numerous sub studies but I sifted through it all and found the damning statement, the one they tried to avoid. The statement that every single article written about this extremely important study completely censored and left out.

What are they so afraid of??

"CONCLUSIONS: Male microchimerism was not infrequent in women without sons. Besides known pregnancies, other possible sources of male microchimerism include unrecognized spontaneous abortion, vanished male twin, an older brother transferred by the maternal circulation, or SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. Male microchimerism was significantly more frequent and levels were higher in women with induced abortion than in women with other pregnancy histories. Further studies are needed to determine specific origins of male microchimerism in women."

Its so convenient how they flat out ignore the MOST OBVIOUS source of microchimerism male DNA hosting inside the female body. And the periodicals just deleted it alltogether. The scum bags.

This has very important ramifications for women. Especially promiscuous women who practice unprotected sexual intercourse. Every male you absorb spermatazoa from becomes a living part of you FOR LIFE. The women autopsied in this study were elderly. Some had carried the living male DNA for well over 50 years!

This will certainly piss the feminists off. But it explains so much about women, life, and relationships.

Sperm is alive. It is living cells. When it is injected into you it swims and attaches and burrows into your flesh. If its in your mouth it swims and climbs into your nasal passages, inner ear, and behind your eyes. Then digs in. It enters your blood stream and collects in your brain and spine. Like something out of a scifi movie.

I love how the agenda has convinced young ladies to be promiscuous. They knowingly are sabotaging generations of young women. Of COURSE they are.

The male DNA can also pass into and become part of a fetus from an entirely different male. So if your woman has a long track record, then your kids are likely carrying DNA from her past hookups.

Is this why the ancient Sumerian Gods specifically said to not have premarital sex? Is this why they forbid homosexuality?

We have only begun to understand the power and ramifications of this.

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2299543/pg1



Nigerian men need to read this.
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by Reallymilky(f): 6:10pm On Feb 02, 2015
Quoting one of my ogas "if u decided to pay 4 d car b4 test-driving cuz u fear God,be ready to accept fate if the car is nt strong enough or did nt last long" I.e u dnt broadcast to d whole its incompetency bt rather turn to God 4 help..for me, I support not sex b4 marriage cool
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by Whobedatte(m): 6:10pm On Feb 02, 2015
mytime24:
Test driviN wat we're nt cArs pls undecided
u go compete with amber rose for the most intimidating killer curves Oo sad *chei*
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by PlutoLA(m): 6:12pm On Feb 02, 2015
yaskarahyelhope:


Bros, coz U test drove ya partner (wife) who is now ya partner in crime or U had pre-marital sex wt her doesn't mean U shd advice everybody to do so. Wat is happening to d world now? Sexual perversion is now d order of d day. Wat happened to holiness in marriage and d undefiled bed? How many ladies will U test run before getting d right person? Y tell everybody to follow ya sick move in acknowledging their body in sin before saying I do? This is not right, not sane and not fair. Decease from it and don't follow all those useless modernized, Americanized and so-called civilized introduction of behaviours against d correct one.

So virginity is now a sin? Wat d hell. May God have mercy on U? Am sure U know U are no America. Pls repent from this useless info U are passing across!


Mama calm down oh. All these holier than thou hypocrites gan sef. OP has not said he test drove anyone,neither is he begging you to. All he asked is yr opinion on d topic,so just express it and move on
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by Whobedatte(m): 6:13pm On Feb 02, 2015
Reallymilky:
Quoting one of my ogas "if u decided to pay 4 d car b4 test-driving cuz u fear God,be ready to accept fate if the car is nt strong enough or did nt last long" I.e u dnt broadcast to d whole its incompetency bt rather turn to God 4 help..for me, I support not sex b4 marriage cool
Alhaja. it's easier said than done O shocked
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by agoadiv(m): 6:14pm On Feb 02, 2015
zick19:

I won buy car, u talk say make i no test the engine and other parts That's how it is when it comes to relationship choosing a partner also
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahah@ur status or signaturegrin
Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by sirusX(m): 6:15pm On Feb 02, 2015
ehis05:
What if bola meets a man...tunde..n tunde is ready 2 settle down as well as bola...dey test drove..bola noticed tunde cnt satisfy her....same tin hapuns wit tom, dick, and harry...n dey surely all test drove bola....what does dat make Bola??

(A) A tokunbo commodity
(B) A konji gauge
(C) A bedmatics testing app
(D) All of the above

cheesy grin

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