So i have noticed people on nairaland are victims to fakes, i have decided to make a list on how to spot a fake on nairaland without investigating.


1. Comments made by guys easily flatter her

A real pretty girl gets compliments almost everyday by now she rolls her eyes when she receives them, they arent easily flattered, but fake female accounts on nairaland are easily flattered they swoon over the cheesiest lines.

2. They are Always Online
any girl with a pretty profile that is always online and found on dating section is possibly fake, a real pretty girl is offline most times because she has a lot going on in real life courtesy her toasts/boyfriends

3. Doesn't chat in a lady like manner
ladies arent always offensive unless if provoked, any ''girl '' that starts the argument or pokes at another nairaland for no reason is definitely a guy pretending to be female

4. She doesn't have Facebook
any pretty girl that tells you she doesn't have Facebook is definitely fake or just doesn't like your ass.. but for the purpose of this list lets go with her being fake

5. If she creates a thread professing her love for a guy

any girl that does this is mainly a guy posing as a female or just a fake account , pretty girls always wait for the guy to act first and the only reason she would create a thread is if she already has an on going relationship with the guy in question

6. She lives around your area but doesn't want to meet

this is a clear tell sign, if you've been talking to a girl but she keeps giving excuses on why she wont go out on a date with you or meet you then my guy she is fake and probably has a peniss

7. she wont skype you
the best way to know if a girl is fake or not is skype, ask her to skype you, if she makes up excuses like no data, my guy squeeze out 1,500 buy her data and let her skype but if she still gives excuses like her camera being bad.. run for your life because she is a ghost.

8. if she wont send a voice recording on whatsapp
if she is keeping malice with the voice recording button on whatsapp then she is fake and her voice is probably deeper than yours


9. if she wont make a sign
for those that cant skype or whatsapp or meet in real life the easiest way to spot a fake is is she refuses to make a sign, that is write something you tell her to write on a piece of paper and snap a picture with her face in it.. then he or she is fake.

some of these also apply to guys
feel free to and yours

space booker

So many fakaz on nairaland,we know them but we pretend not to.

Why will I crush on nairaland? Thatz dumb

at that person 3levles above me, why wuld yu boook space on yur own thread
if this makes FP, make my mouth

Vyolet:

So many fakaz on nairaland,we know them but we pretend not to.

lwkmd

Gooci:
at this person above me, why wuld yu boook space on yur own thread
if this makes FP, make my mouth

okay this is how some people curse their destiny.. your mouth go just bend for Nothing

Yea, we know em

have never seen anyone got its date from nairaland
quite impossible..

lordthree:

okay this is how some people curse their destiny.. your mouth go just bend for Nothing

wetin de worry ds1, no be joke i de joke ni

guy 4get o
they don wise now

mirexxx:
guy 4get o
they don wise now

wise how? do you mean they make new excuses

Gooci:


wetin de worry ds1, no be joke i de joke ni

dont joke away your destiny

lordthree:

dont joke away your destiny

yu keep saying destiny shhe weyrey nie ni

Gooci:


yu keep saying destiny shhe weyrey nie ni

lmao na joke i dey o

lordthree:

lmao na joke i dey o

lol... was jst kiddin tooo

see ya on FP soon

Some many fake pple in Nigeria


All Pretenders Club
Mind u dis is not d progressive o
Before u come for my neck

Op, call names! I say make u mention names

@mirexxx...new pic. U look natural.

Rapmoney:
Op, call names! I say make u mention names

na trouble you dey find

I'm fake.......

The boys are wising up

Rapmoney:
@mirexxx...new pic. U look natural.

thanks dear

lordthree:

wise how? do you mean they make new excuses

yea kinda

MzNelly:

The boys are wising up

times have changed oh

lordthree:

na trouble you dey find

Ok. But I know say u get some pipo for mind as u dey create this thread

no3 is true sha

lordthree:
space booker

you have really expose their ass







Fake pipo

Rapmoney:

Ok. But I know say u get some pipo for mind as u dey create this thread

they know themselves

I shld squeez 1500 gv her abi na him..mah kon run 4 my life...bro u wicked oo

Viktoh:
I shld squeez 1500 gv her abi na him..mah kon run 4 my life...bro u wicked oo

if she skypes you then youll reap the rewards na