Ever found your self in that situation when you are given a dirty slap and you start wondering what else to do
Well! in case you receive a dirty slap, you can always make reference to this thread to see the type you were offered

Below are types of slaps and their meaning:

TAKE AWAY SLAP:When you are given a dirty slap and all you can do is hold your face and walk away. that is take away slap

RESOUNDING SLAP:The moment this type is sent to you through Bluetooth and you receive through infrared , you keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!''

FORMATTING SLAP:This is the kind of slap that makes someone to forget instantly what he or she was doing. you find yourself asking questions like ''what did i do ''

EXPLANATION SLAP:When you are given this kind of slap you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. eg, ''BROS SHEY U BEEN DEY WATCH? I BE NO DO ANYTHING O....

FIX DEPOSIT SLAP:When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away

RHETORICAL SLAP:The moment you download the slap you start asking questions that dosen't need reply...like ''JOHN ; U SLAPPED ME?''


Add yours, and your experience either as the slapped or the slapper

Lets keep it rolling.....

PISS SLAP
when this slap lands on ur face, u immediately start to feel a warm and wet flow down your legs.

in secondary school, my vice principal gave me a painful piss slap eh, I couldn't hold myself any longer. I just surrendered to pissing on myself right in front of some junior students.
When the Yeye man saw what he did, he smiled and told me to go to hostel for a change.
On my way babes started asking me "what happened to your skirt?" and I was like "hmm...I just sat on a wet chair o"

BaebieHot:
PISS SLAP
when this slap lands on ur face, u immediately start to feel a warm and wet flow down your legs.

in secondary school, my vice principal gave me a painful piss slap eh, I couldn't hold myself any longer. I just surrendered to pissing on myself right in front of some junior students.
When the Yeye man saw what he did, he smiled and told me to go to hostel for a change.
On my way babes started asking me "what happened to your skirt?" and I was like "hmm...I just sat on a wet chair o"

Lwkm...was he an army man??

cyprianlah:



Lwkm...was he an army man??

No o, one Hausa man like that

BaebieHot:
PISS SLAP
when this slap lands on ur face, u immediately start to feel a warm and wet flow down your legs.

in secondary school, my vice principal gave me a painful piss slap eh, I couldn't hold myself any longer. I just surrendered to pissing on myself right in front of some junior students.
When the Yeye man saw what he did, he smiled and told me to go to hostel for a change.
On my way babes started asking me "what happened to your skirt?" and I was like "hmm...I just sat on a wet chair o"
when this slap lands on ur face, u immediately start to feel a warm and wet flow down your legs.

Wait, what did you do to deserve it?

DrSamwell:

Wait, what did you do to deserve it?

On my way to the library, I came upon him and one teacher discussing in a narrow passage. The gap btw him and the other teacher was wide enough for me to pass, so I did what I had to do. I walked right pass their middle.
Na so my guy grab my collar, drag me back and landed that slap I talked abt on my sweet face. Choi.

Sha, he apologized later and we later became friends.

BaebieHot:


No o, one Hausa man like that

Hmmm! you should have reported him for school violence

BaebieHot:




Sha, he apologized later and we later became friends.

I can only but imagine the type of friendship

himkers:


I can only but imagine the type of friendship

U have a rotten smelly mind my friend

SEEING STARS: the type of slap that takes u into d realm of absolute darkness except spiral of stars after the resounding 'gbosa'!

BaebieHot:


U have a rotten smelly mind my friend

It takes a hardened crook to recognise one. We re in the same boat, mate

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On my way to the library, I came upon him and one teacher discussing in a narrow passage. The gap btw him and the other teacher was wide enough for me to pass, so I did what I had to do. I walked right pass their middle.
Na so my guy grab my collar, drag me back and landed that slap I talked abt on my sweet face. Choi.

Sha, he apologized later and we later became friends.
The man wicked sha, it's good that you later became friends too.

BaebieHot:
PISS SLAP
when this slap lands on ur face, u immediately start to feel a warm and wet flow down your legs.

in secondary school, my vice principal gave me a painful piss slap eh, I couldn't hold myself any longer. I just surrendered to pissing on myself right in front of some junior students.
When the Yeye man saw what he did, he smiled and told me to go to hostel for a change.
On my way babes started asking me "what happened to your skirt?" and I was like "hmm...I just sat on a wet chair o"

Awww. That's enough to traumatise anyone. Sorry my dear