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Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by Nicepoker(m): 12:03am On Feb 06, 2015
thecommunist:

The whole of Nigeria has only a single nobel laureate, and that is found among the yorubas, so please stop being ignorant. And about the number of professors not being indicators of intelligence, it is noteworthy that most yoruba professors became professors before most universities in Nigeria ever dreamt of offering post graduate programs..meaning that they became professor outside Nigeria, so please stop inferring that it may be easier to become a professor in south western universities,or that being a professor is not an indicator of intelligence. (una wan dey drag intelligence with us again? afterall we no deny nor drag business acumen with the ibos neither did we drag cattle rearing with the hausas).
Moreover, we all have an ideas of what it takes to be a professor in the south south . GEJ is a PHD holder and his anecdotes speaks volumes(and that is the perquisite for being a professor) so i can imagine how professors from south south will be like.
Furthermore, you say a typical yoruba man is a coward because he is never comfortable and always looks over his shoulders when he is outside the southwest, well, you need to get some education yourself because what you just described is called being cautious or suspicious or mistrusting not cowardice...and you should ask yourself why is the yoruba man always cautious and suspicious of you? the answer is because you are not trustworthy!
"Respect does not have to be selective" you say? how convenient of you to say! instead of teaching and correcting your youngsters you are here demanding respect from a people whose elders you are not ready to respect. na wah for you o.
lock that ur dirty mouth.

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Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MZdamola(f): 12:07am On Feb 06, 2015
siegfried99:


Damola, wink nice pix wink
Thanks dear
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by thecommunist(m): 12:07am On Feb 06, 2015
Nicepoker:
lock that ur dirty mouth.
lol...is that your submission? and BTW, you look like a houseboy. i guess you are... with this your dead one liner.

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Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by Drkul(f): 12:08am On Feb 06, 2015
I was opportuned to study in the west, I had yorubas as my closest friends and room mates, even in my service, I have them as room mates and they are actually the neatest people I have known... But I must say they are endowed with backside grin, they are brilliant and like lots of palm oil and pepper in their food. I love yorubas

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Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MZdamola(f): 12:09am On Feb 06, 2015
teekay12:


This may not be the time and place and I don't mean any offence, but you look like Danny Welbeck.
U mean Danny welbeck looks like me... he's kinda cute tho wink
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by Nicepoker(m): 12:09am On Feb 06, 2015
ribbit:
and you are dumb .. a reflection of which ever nasty tribe you come from.
but its true. They are so dirty and lousy.
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MZdamola(f): 12:10am On Feb 06, 2015
dancok:
that means we can marry each other, am a Yoruba too
grin
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MZdamola(f): 12:11am On Feb 06, 2015
Drkul:
I was opportuned to study in the west, I had yorubas as my closest friends and room mates, even in my service, I have them as room mates and they are actually the neatest people I have known... But I must say they are endowed with backside grin, they are brilliant and like lots of palm oil and pepper in their food. I love yorubas
I love them too,.... goan sleep tongue
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by thecommunist(m): 12:14am On Feb 06, 2015
i see Igbo boys dashing Yoruba babes likes, and i see Yoruba boys "toasting" Igbo babes...and at the end of the day everybody goes home hooked up and happy. grin
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by Nicepoker(m): 12:16am On Feb 06, 2015
How about tribal marks. Some looks like they luckily escaped while fighting with a tiger in the forest.
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by siegfried99(m): 12:17am On Feb 06, 2015
MZdamola:

Thanks dear

Uw
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MZdamola(f): 12:19am On Feb 06, 2015
siegfried99:


Uw
Goan sleep angry
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by siegfried99(m): 12:20am On Feb 06, 2015
MZdamola:

Goan sleep angry

No.. I want to disturb u grin grin
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MsNas(f): 12:23am On Feb 06, 2015
Mekymuo:
Dirty lazy bastards!!!
It takes a bastard to know another... Just saying

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Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by Nobody: 12:24am On Feb 06, 2015
MZdamola:

U mean Danny welbeck looks like me... he's kinda cute tho wink

Haha, nice. I'm glad you saw the humour in it.
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by ishar(f): 12:26am On Feb 06, 2015
BOWOTO:
you must be dirty for knowing dirty people.
The ones you know right ? Well Dirty attracts dirty... fill the dotted lines
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by notoriousbabe: 12:31am On Feb 06, 2015
phinerd:
We work together
thank God you agreed dat you are one tongue
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MsNas(f): 12:31am On Feb 06, 2015
tonychristopher:
I hate generalizing but there are stuffs that I see that I find nauseating and its

1: Using hand and water to clean annus after toilet ..what happened to toilet rolls

2: Its the act of cooking with brooms ..that I find nauseating ..that is why I have not been able to taste ewedu soup honestly ...I have seen them mashing it

3: Next is eating amala and that same ewedu in same plate . It make me wanna puke

4: Then farting

But I believe that some are different cos I have met some really decent and quiet Yoruba dude like my friend Segun

Not all Yoruba are dirty and I know few are neat

In term of neatness I give it to efik
I will reply you one after the other..

1 you mean to tell me you've been to every household in Nigeria and know what everybody uses to clean up their as.ss? Please do tell me oo. FYI, Arabs do that do

2 Try and educate yourself. Those 'brooms' as you call it have never been used to sweep the floor. It is made for that sole purpose. Nobody is begging you to eat ewedu, we can manage it all. FYI, the same way you cannot eat it is the same way I might puke if I taste some Igbo food. So yeah, nobody cares.

3: Seriously, how is that your business Lmao. Wonders shall never end. Last I heard, it is our tradition and nobody begged you to like it. The same way you people eat that goat thingy inside mortars is really disgusting.

4: Lmaooooo!! cheesy So you don't fart? Please tell me more. I never knew Yoruba people are the only people that fart in the universe.

All in all, get out of your hood and experience life. Cos its obvious you're myopic and you see your neighborhood as the whole world.

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Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MZdamola(f): 12:36am On Feb 06, 2015
siegfried99:


No.. I want to disturb u grin grin
C'mon don't be a pest tongue
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MZdamola(f): 12:36am On Feb 06, 2015
teekay12:


Haha, nice. I'm glad you saw the humour in it.
wink
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by siegfried99(m): 12:40am On Feb 06, 2015
MZdamola:

C'mon don't be a pest tongue

grin grin grin
grin grin grin
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MZdamola(f): 12:43am On Feb 06, 2015
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by ribbit: 12:57am On Feb 06, 2015
Nicepoker:
but its true. They are so dirty and lousy.
tell us your tribe. show us the dirty ones and i will show you 10 from your tribe. ewu number 2
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by sidecheek(f): 1:26am On Feb 06, 2015
First off, I'm sure it mostly the igbos that'd be spewing this¿but back to te matter¿
*Yoruba Men Love Women: and So¿ so they should be loving men? The only major thing I know tat stops the igbos from marrying plenty wives is Religion¿ scratch that and you'd see those 'aki oyibo' heads with 'oke' looking bodies¿
*Yoruba Women are promiscuous: biko bia! Jut because when asked you'd say, "M di m n'ụlọ" does not make an igbo woman any better. Na for dat place dem dey comot go meet Chijoke for eem shop, shop natural akpu before going home.¿ Promiscuity is in the mind and I don't see why it should be made into a label.¿ If I'm promiscuous, even if I from aba-ngwa come dey live for seminary, bishops go hear wen!
*Yoruba People from Ijebu are Stingy: this has been a saying for a while, I have never experienced it¿ Ijebu is wide though, in this context.¿ But, niggas from odogbolu and ososa dem get gum for hand¿ Just like dem owerri brothers and ikot-ekpene sisters¿
*Yoruba Person marry more than one wife: nedu just married His third wive last week and he keeps claiming that he is a true Owerri man! Maybe una argument go be say cos eem don dey live away from him town¿ As for Hassan, it's more of tradition and they'd rather marry more than sneak around with a mistresses.¿ Dey r bad market!
*Yoruba are dirty: it ad better not be coming from a hair-infested chin and cet of A muscled enugu girl.¿ If that isn't dirty on its own then I don't know what is¿ Yoruba like to impress and show off.¿ Dirty and show-off doesn't come together in a sentence¿
*Yoruba men are lazy and depend on their wife : this part I agree with.¿ Most are a bunc of lazy niggas with egos d size of killomajaro and pockets lighter than feather¿ Na so dem go siddon for house dey command for food when dem no put eem money down! Lazy faggits¿
*Yoruba Men are drunkards: dem no well¿ Wey be say una dey collect beer for bride price join and correct palmie, ddey say sumone b drunkard¿ Taaaaa! We're nwayo there!! Before I vex finish! grin
*Yoruba Men are not bold: they are few of them that are and it's dependent on their persons¿ Being lousy isn't boldness¿ Na me dey hia mentality is.¿ Just razz and plain old annoying¿ Dem kachis dem sabi do that ting wella¿
*Bride Price in Yoruba is the Cheapest: na Goat una wan sell or fish? Shuo!! No be d reason why una dey born 9 children's dey give half education to end up as apprentice for Tochie for lagos? Because d money for marry don build house, na¡¿ To elope get belle sure pass na or...do the other ones na. grin
*Yoruba People are too fetish: says dem nollywood blockbusters with ogwu-egwus.¿ Yeye

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Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by shindarayo(f): 2:29am On Feb 06, 2015
ammyluv2002:
Agreed but that Yoruba are dirty lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
thatmay be right may be because I stay in d dirty part of lag.so wat do u xpect.
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by Funjosh(m): 6:29am On Feb 06, 2015
MZdamola:
I love my tribe anyday, anytime...


Tell them anyday anytime cool

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Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by tdayof(m): 6:31am On Feb 06, 2015
Mekymuo:
Dirty lazy bastards!!!
one nuisance spotted
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by Funjosh(m): 6:34am On Feb 06, 2015
MsNas:

I will reply you one after the other..

1 you mean to tell me you've been to every household in Nigeria and know what everybody uses to clean up their as.ss? Please do tell me oo. FYI, Arabs do that do

2 Try and educate yourself. Those 'brooms' as you call it have never been used to sweep the floor. It is made for that sole purpose. Nobody is begging you to eat ewedu, we can manage it all. FYI, the same way you cannot eat it is the same way I might puke if I taste some Igbo food. So yeah, nobody cares.

3: Seriously, how is that your business Lmao. Wonders shall never end. Last I heard, it is our tradition and nobody begged you to like it. The same way you people eat that goat thingy inside mortars is really disgusting.

4: Lmaooooo!! cheesy So you don't fart? Please tell me more. I never knew Yoruba people are the only people that fart in the universe.

All in all, get out of your hood and experience life. Cos its obvious you're myopic and you see your neighborhood as the whole world.



My sista you get time to dey reply this post sha
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by wanderlust007(m): 7:04am On Feb 06, 2015
paulavon:
It is a misconception that the Yorubas are the most intelligent in the country,there are more intelligent people in Edo and Delta.

There is no denying the fact that most yorubas are cowards and very timid. They do not feel safe outside south-west.

It is a misconception also that they are very respectful,they mainly show respect to their folks and people they know.You cannot see a yoruba person lieing down to greet an elder from another tribe.
dats where u ar getting it wrong.. wat is d essence of prostrating fr sm1 wu doesn't appreciate it?.. sm1 wu thinks a gud handshake is beta... so, wen u get to Rome, behave like romans... I giv respect to whom respect is due tho. and if we don't feel safe outside S/W if because our brodas has made it so, u feel safe in d S/W because u kno there's relative peace.. if d north was peaceful, no 1 will b scared if posted ova there fr youth service.
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by Aringon(m): 7:08am On Feb 06, 2015
freeman191:


Source: [url]top10ng.com/top-10-misconceptions-yoruba-tribe/[/url]


Other tribes are dirty BUT Yorubas are VERY VERY DIRTY, from Lawanson to Lagos Island to Mushin to Ibadan, I will give them 80% for being dirty.

It is only in yoruba in EKO that u will find a woman that bears 6 children for 6 different men
(Note- all these might have been influenced by the old ways or character, maybe this generation will change all the misconceptions about their tribe since they are now inter-marriages that come with changes)

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Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by wanderlust007(m): 7:10am On Feb 06, 2015
shindarayo:
thatmay be right may be because I stay in d dirty part of lag.so wat do u xpect.
Lag to me is a "no man's land" different tribes and ppl..
Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by Nobody: 7:12am On Feb 06, 2015
ammyluv2002:
Agreed but that Yoruba are dirty lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Your comment forced me to view your pic. Guess what, I'm puking, seeing ur dirty face.

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