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Romantic Jesus by mumumugu(m): 5:39pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
[color=#006600][/color] 1.The Three Days Rule Theoretical Origin:Jesus invented the three days rule by waiting three days between his death and resurrection. According to Barney, "If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro.. Brocode |
Re: Romantic Jesus by K9blunt(f): 5:42pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Let me book space and see if something meaningfull will come out of this 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Romantic Jesus by Nobody: 5:43pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
See hw ppo dey take get badluck for dis life |
Re: Romantic Jesus by PussySandie(f): 5:43pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Pls summarize .......I only read the last line... |
Re: Romantic Jesus by iamodenigbo1(m): 5:49pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
ok today is Friday |
Re: Romantic Jesus by demelza: 5:57pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Op come and explain your thread. 1 Like |
Re: Romantic Jesus by damseyl(f): 6:03pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Mumu indeed |
Re: Romantic Jesus by pinkycute(f): 6:17pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
The Op is high on weak weed meaningless thread |
Re: Romantic Jesus by Nobody: 6:20pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
lwkm! . life is not fair to everyone 1 Like |
Re: Romantic Jesus by Nobody: 6:21pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
pinkycute:hi babe,can i get your nokia needle? |
Re: Romantic Jesus by Nobody: 6:23pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
K9blunt:can any thing good come out from a mugu? |
Re: Romantic Jesus by pinkycute(f): 6:24pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Re: Romantic Jesus by Nobody: 6:26pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
pinkycute:the day super eagles win world cup |
Re: Romantic Jesus by pinkycute(f): 6:32pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Re: Romantic Jesus by naijaboiy: 6:36pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
No wonder wet weed is scarce these days 1 Like |
Re: Romantic Jesus by Nobody: 6:36pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
pinkycute: |
Re: Romantic Jesus by Nobody: 6:50pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Op you need medical check |
Re: Romantic Jesus by DeeBoiyy: 6:54pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
naijaboiy:so you follow notice am? the weed most of the thread creaters dey use strong o the highness can take one to heaven fah |
Re: Romantic Jesus by mytime24(f): 6:59pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Op dat tin u're takiN is nt gud 4u |
Re: Romantic Jesus by naijaboiy: 7:04pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
DeeBoiyy: |
Re: Romantic Jesus by Jeromejnr(m): 7:07pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Na wa. Dis guy drank a whole carton if Orijin. |
Re: Romantic Jesus by Nobody: 7:52pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
I dunno wats takin Seun and mods so long to build Nairaland psychiatric hospital. |
Re: Romantic Jesus by agoadiv(m): 9:10pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Cutehector4u:ur so right...playing with their damn future |
Re: Romantic Jesus by agoadiv(m): 9:15pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
OGAofBOSS: |
Re: Romantic Jesus by agoadiv(m): 9:16pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
DeeBoiyy: |
Re: Romantic Jesus by agoadiv(m): 9:19pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
mytime24:u know in de absence of wet weed bois switch to dried cow dung..dat one after taking it there's no two ways u must hear a VOICE n get inspirations |
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