jboy73:
Hello, today I will be lecturing you guys how to take proper care of the anus... This post is directed to both the males and females in here.

You see, some people don't actually know the importance of their shit hole, If there was no shit hole, there wouldn't have being anything known as anal sex. Imaging if you shit from your mouth... ( yuck right?)

How to take care of our beloved anus.

1. Remember to clean your anus after a round of shit (defeacation)
You see, allowing dry pieces of shit to gum at the edges of the anus is one bad habit many people exhibit.. This in turn, transform to bad odour with great ooze if not wiped in a long while.

2. Say No to anal penetration.
The ladies think allowing guys to slide their slot in their anus instead of the v.G is one great way to avoid pregnancy during sex, I tell you, this will widen the hole of your anus and might likely make you vulnerable to diseases if you use a public latrine or a non modern toilet.

3. Always change your underwears/boxers.
Most girls can wear one panties for one week... The teenagers practice this act.. Even some guys only have one boxers.. (Shhi). Wearing one boxers/panties expose your beloved anus to disease like crocro and ass_ scratching ( Yea, scratching of the annus regularly is a disease). Try to watch and change your undies regularly.

4. Remember to wash your anuss with soap and clean water when bathing
Yes, this is one rule you must not joke with. Your anus is a precious jewel. Use soap and sponge to brush it when bathing.. This gives you that cool feeling and makes you relax in chair well.

5. Shave them off!
Yes, always shave the hairs in your anus. Some guys allow the hair in their ax to grow even longer than the hair on their head. Shaving of the hairs in your anuss tends to reduce the rate of anall scratching and anall discomfort. Buy good shaves and shave it all off.

Guys, just follow this steps and thank me later...

Of course you can always add yours.

ARE YOU FOR REAL? creating such thread in 21st century only in africa....

2. Say No to anal penetration.
The ladies think allowing guys to slide their slot in their anus instead of the v.G is one great way to avoid pregnancy during sex, I tell you, this will widen the hole of your anus and might likely make you vulnerable to diseases if you use a public latrine or a non modern toilet.

any lady dat cant do dis is not in my list..my fantasy 2015

Nice one OP thank you for the information

3cycle:
The b00bs ke, cleaning the bo0bs is the duty of your partner if you're a lady. Preferably the tongue should do.
Where is jmoore?

Bia nwanyi a. Kedu ifo? Wetin concern me with this thread?

The level of incompetency on nairaland is a appauling. See d topic making frontpage. Shame on seun.

alberto2k:
First it was Pvssy, peniis followed and now its anus, issokay, am expecting a thread for bo0bs to pop up soon

*Blame it on poor quality weed*

lol poor quality weed?

"I used to eat it from the crack...until i saw a tissue by the crack... now thats nasty".
Someone sang that.
so, we re going to talk bout ass today.
tomorrow its gon be bout fart, aye??
too bad. too fvcking bad

AfricanApple:
this post is particularly for guys

u don start

No mind dem,good write up...............

wicked guy....imagine using sponge to wash anus..abi d anus na Plate?

jamex93:




wat If d mess con strong pass b pef??

Then use super glue seal dat anus...God save us from mess wey pass perf

Shoutozone:
My guy, this is not nonsense. Follow the steps and share your testimony later if you are a victim of 'smelling anus'.

I don't even no maybe I it's smelling
Pls help me out, can u smell it for me ?

Precioussilas10:
lol poor quality weed?

Yes o..

That one way abokii dey mix with cow dung

alberto2k:



Yes o..

That one way abokii dey mix with cow dung

hehaheha...when we tell dem deal with only quality weed,dem no wan hear

lyrikx:

Then use super glue seal dat anus...God save us from mess wey pass perf

lwkmd

zyzxx:
I don't even no maybe I it's smelling
Pls help me out, can u smell it for me ?

LOL..........

Op you dey try talk say make babe no dey drop yansh for anal again...

I find it funny some people don't wipe their a$$ after pooo? Hahaha Abasi Mbok

Nairaland, diaris is notin U won't find in d website forum LOL LOL LOL

jamex93:
What are we to do wen we mess??

say "Excuse me".

jboy73:
Hello, today I will be lecturing you guys how to take proper care of the anus... This post is directed to both the males and females in here.

You see, some people don't actually know the importance of their shit hole, If there was no shit hole, there wouldn't have being anything known as anal sex. Imaging if you shit from your mouth... ( yuck right?)

How to take care of our beloved anus.

1. Remember to clean your anus after a round of shit (defeacation)
You see, allowing dry pieces of shit to gum at the edges of the anus is one bad habit many people exhibit.. This in turn, transform to bad odour with great ooze if not wiped in a long while.

2. Say No to anal penetration.
The ladies think allowing guys to slide their slot in their anus instead of the v.G is one great way to avoid pregnancy during sex, I tell you, this will widen the hole of your anus and might likely make you vulnerable to diseases if you use a public latrine or a non modern toilet.

3. Always change your underwears/boxers.
Most girls can wear one panties for one week... The teenagers practice this act.. Even some guys only have one boxers.. (Shhi). Wearing one boxers/panties expose your beloved anus to disease like crocro and ass_ scratching ( Yea, scratching of the annus regularly is a disease). Try to watch and change your undies regularly.

4. Remember to wash your anuss with soap and clean water when bathing
Yes, this is one rule you must not joke with. Your anus is a precious jewel. Use soap and sponge to brush it when bathing.. This gives you that cool feeling and makes you relax in chair well.

5. Shave them off!
Yes, always shave the hairs in your anus. Some guys allow the hair in their ax to grow even longer than the hair on their head. Shaving of the hairs in your anuss tends to reduce the rate of anall scratching and anall discomfort. Buy good shaves and shave it all off.

Guys, just follow this steps and thank me later...

Of course you can always add yours.

Hahahah you no go kill person with your No 5

Precioussilas10:
lol poor quality weed?

Bush weed. Untamed. This is crazy thread,more like potty training for adults.

deebrain:




say "Excuse me".

lwkmd

dis 4 gay's naw!!!!

redsun:




Bush weed. Untamed. This is crazy thread,more like potty training for adults.

hahahahaha...am not the only one standing at the observation line

Abeg make una no kill person with laughter shuuuuuu!

I no fit laugh

What kinda thread is this?

You go fear nah

#Traumatic

"your anus is a jewel"
lmfao

Precioussilas10:
u don start

what I do?