By Eyo Nse, (CEO Brainnews Ng),

According to my research for many years now, i had discovered that sunday morning normally starts with temptation if not properly treated.
Some ladies are too intelligent to noticed their trickish life in them, but if you use your number six (your brain) you gonna be the winner.

Below points will tell you some of the tricks they(Women) uses to win the men's heart for collection on sundays.

1. PLEASE, SPLIT THIS MONEY FOR ME: This is really popular among the ladies nowadays, maturily done by our sisters, and other female relatives. They tend to bring this so you consider giving them an offering for the day, they really select who to do this to because not everyone will like to listen to them. So kind people may fall for this.

2. CAN I JOIN YOU IN YOUR CAR?: Yes, so trickish in nature i may say, so you may have time to ask them, do you have an offering for today's service, relatives normally does this and sometimes, neighbours does it too, but rarely.

3. TODAY I WILL BE SITTING IN THE CHURCH WITH YOU: Hmmmm! Women there is God ooooo. Imagine trying to be closer to me on a Lord's day cos of offering? This interaction may end in:
Man: Why are you late today?
Woman: Yes ooo, i had no transport that is the reason.
Man: Oh God! Dnt tell me you do not have offering too?
Woman: How did you even know?
Man: Its ok! I will give you some money. Lol! For your mind you don see Mugu?

4. PRAY FOR ME, COS I WON'T COME TODAY: With this they (women) expect a positive response from the men, like, why won't you come? Are you sick? What is wrong with you? Etc. But in reality they need offering money for service that day. This is mainly done by neigbours and distance friends.

5. I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT GOD SAYS YOU SHOULD BLESS ME WITH AN OFFERING: Sorry to use this word, Foolish men normally faces this issue, they (Women) tends to use their head just to get what they want not forgeting that it is the Lords day(Holy day) they are in. So wise, or may i call it intelligent men may not fall for this.

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Overtime, I come to realize that most people put money into the offering basket, not because they want to, because they have to. So that other worshipers won't look down on them.

Or the pastor hypnotized them into doing so;

Some does for the sole aim of getting returns in thousand folds, and for God to rebuke the devourer for their sakes or for God not to tear open their pockets to avoid leakage.

You must not give naaa

Some ladies do split 20naira into 4 so that if there is thanksgiving offering they will go and drop 5naira, offering for child dedication they do thesame thing, they try to participate in all the offerings that take place in that sunday service till those 5,5 naira change finish. Some Guys are also guilty of this. Some will say that they dont know that the offering is two times in order to collect extra offering. But such people should understand that there is more blessing in giving an offering from your sweat and your pocket than collecting freely from others to give. You see a guy who is up to 20 years of age still asking his parents for offering and this is not how it should be. May GOD help us.

I dey expect counter thread too sha

saxwizard:
I dey expect counter thread too sha

Lol... But can women really counter this thread? I doubt..I haven't seen where a guy begged for offering money. ..

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It takes a thieve to know a thieve

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Mtcheww!

Is that all?

Op,change your ways,or location.

Stop rolling with broke ladies.

Can you guys let the women folks be for once?

Yomieluv:
Is that all?

Op,change your ways,or location.

Stop rolling with broke ladies.

Lol. This kind advice

Nonsense

I D̶̲̅ε̲̣y tell ♈όϋ !

Give

What kinda re*tarded post is this??
And to think that your site is actually called BRAIN news, why don't you just use a little bit of the friggin brain??

Instead of op to concentrate on today's sermon he is busy looking for offering money indirectly from women. For those of you contributing to this thread are not suppose to be in church? Nairaland Christians hmm.

Xoxo

Never had such experience with female folks in d church, so screw dis Thread.

y ladies all the time,u cant tel me guys dont beg for offering too

A man should provide for his woman. That includes giving her offering. In fact a smart man should give the woman offering because he gets blessed by GOD in the end.

Lmao true.

wandeykul:
y ladies all the time,u cant tel me guys dont beg for offering too

WE DON'T

Na wa. All this ones just to give offering?
Its not by force na.

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Poster that ladies trouble wey U dey look 4 dis morning U go see am soon, na sit down look na me go do 2day

go eat beans

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Lol. This kind advice

bros,I sight you..

Have been very busy lately,no time for nairalanding then..am back now,my schedule is a bit free now..

How u dey?

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