losprince:
you are welcome pal, but dont expect expired cheese balls or rotten eggs.

mum there is this girl I want u to meet... and take it easy on the nose

Awww ma son is now a grown man! Pls who is she?

Twaci:
Awww ma son is now a grown man! Pls who is she?

her name is watci, anagramatically speaking.

losprince:
her name is watci, anagramatically speaking.

*I'll pretend to av left ma brains at home*

Oh, she must be a good girl to av gotten ma son's attention!

When is she coming to pay ur groom's price?

Twaci:
*I'll pretend to av left ma brains at home*

Oh, she must be a good girl to av gotten ma son's attention!

When is she coming to pay ur groom's price?

ah mumsy! Me thinks u are rushing things, perhaps we should arrange a meet-up first

Dear readers, there is an ongoing vote at https://www.nairaland.com/1804027/free-n5000-writer-here-every for best writer of the month and best new comer. I was nominated for the later, please kindly head over there and vote. Thanks.

losprince:
Dear readers, there is an ongoing vote at https://www.nairaland.com/1804027/free-n5000-writer-here-every for best writer of the month and best new comer. I was nominated for the later, please kindly head over there and vote. Thanks.

thanks bro....u hv it all..n i:m right away to pay ur schul fees..

well..was there late...n they gave it to some other person...bt i promise u cos next time it may b u....so never gv up the passion....

rondo235:
well..was there late...n they gave it to some other person...bt i promise u cos next time it may b u....so never gv up the passion....

no oo the vote is still going on, its a monthly thing. This month just started, just view the last page then reply with"I vote losprince for best new comer"-thats if I am worthy in ir opinion. U get?

am marveled at how my early commentors are no longer heard from what happened guys?

iceberylin, lilmaxfidel Nmeri17
debonairprinx
Elparaiso
proficienc
Positivist
aboyaj
jhimmy
Nuges11
Hiroshize
amsoslim
obstead200
aboyaji

i need an explanation what have i done wrong
sleekbody, twaci, ollyfad, rondo235, ballantyne, missmossy, abimbawealth

*14*
With adrenaline pumping within me, I felt a mighty surge of disdain towards Mike. All I could think about was how to tear the old fool apart and feed him his own mischief. I felt helpless as Mike’s intention was not yet known; to make matters worse the trunk was becoming stuffy.

I knew I needed to alert Victory of my predicament. I woke the phone up and it responded by giving me that dreaded low battery signal. I shifted in my position, facing upwards. I knew that any moment I would be disconnected.

I decided to reserve my call for help until the car stopped moving—that way, my location might be known. The phone on the other hand kept screaming ‘battery low!’ I thought about removing the battery, but I wouldn’t have enough time when the car finally stops. I clutched tighter at the phone, hoping that Mike would stop just in time for me to SOS.

While waiting, another thought crossed my mind. Calling would be a big disaster, what if the call wouldn’t go through, or network becomes unstable, and calling would definitely drain the battery faster; I might not get the chance to finish what I want to say.

Calling will definitely be a bad idea.

On coming to that term I quickly opened the message panel and stated composing. “Dear victory, this is to inform you that I am in mortal danger. Mike knows that am in his trunk and I don’t know where he is taking me or what he intends to do to me, you will receive this message when we make a stop; Ps—geo—location.” I hammered at the keypad.

I placed my hand on the send button and waited for when I hear the car halting sound; I closed my eyes and said a silent prayer.

***************************************


I was slowly drifting off to oblivion; the phone gave me it’s final warning. That’s when I realized the car wasn’t in motion. I quickly pushed the send button, the display ‘sending message’ came up, then came the ‘message sent’ notification followed by ‘battery drained, shut down’. I basked in the trunk and carefully hid the phone. I kept on smiling even when Segun opened the trunk, he dragged me out, kicked me to my knees. I dropped to the floor, looked around but couldn’t familiarize where I was. I had been taken to a compound that had no fense with only one flat, painted yellow. The sides of the building were surrounded by thick bush.

I was still on the floor when I saw Mike come out from the building, immediately my whole body was soaked with fury, I garnered strength and dashed for Mike; landing a blow in his face with my right hand and ramming my left fist into his mouth area. Mike was airborne within seconds; he landed hard on the solid loamy floor. I was about to mount him and bury a thousand fists in his face when I felt Segun’s strong grasp around me, I struggled to free myself but his hold on me was tight.

Mike stood up from the floor cleaning the blood from his mouth with his hand, I was overwhelmed with gratification when I saw the blood but became expectant when I saw the fury in Mike’s eyes. He spat blood on the floor, breathing heavily. He looked as if he was scanning me, looking for the best spot to strike.

Mike moved quickly, before I could decipher his intentions, he rammed his right foot into my testicles. In a split second it felt like my testicles were slap full with flaming red hot liquid which got shot up into my stomach and pelvic region. I just lay there; wishing death would come and save me.
While I was still transitioning in anguish Segun dragged me by the hand into the building. I was socked in sweat, my whole body felt numb and then I lost consciousness.

Big thanks to iceberylin and ollyfad for casting their votes here

https://www.nairaland.com/1804027/free-n5000-writer-here-every

Pls guys, u all are encouraged to head over there and cast ur votes.

losprince:
am marveled at how my early commentors are no longer heard from what happened guys?

iceberylin, lilmaxfidel Nmeri17
debonairprinx
Elparaiso
proficienc
Positivist
aboyaj
jhimmy
Nuges11
Hiroshize
amsoslim
obstead200
aboyaji

i need an explanation what have i done wrong
sleekbody, twaci, ollyfad, rondo235, ballantyne, missmossy, abimbawealth

Perhaps ur infrequent update is to blame. I am very much with u tho, ride on.

Feed us more plcccccc

proficienc:

Perhaps ur infrequent update is to blame. I am very much with u tho, ride on.

stay tuned.

losprince:
am marveled at how my early commentors are no longer heard from what happened guys?

iceberylin, lilmaxfidel Nmeri17
debonairprinx
Elparaiso
proficienc
Positivist
aboyaj
jhimmy
Nuges11
Hiroshize
amsoslim
obstead200
aboyaji

i need an explanation what have i done wrong
sleekbody, twaci, ollyfad, rondo235, ballantyne, missmossy, abimbawealth

We're still wif you...

abimbawealth:

We're still wif you...

let me hold on to that

charles tink say im b bruce lee abi?? d guy no lyk im lyf at all instead of make im jeje kip hin cool....nw e has broken sacs to show for his heroic act...
ride on bro we dey ur bk bt d stops too mch so we no dey move smoothly

losprince:
*14*
With adrenaline pumping within me, I felt a mighty surge of disdain towards Mike. All I could think about was how to tear the old fool apart and feed him his own mischief. I felt helpless as Mike’s intention was not yet known; to make matters worse the trunk was becoming stuffy.

I knew I needed to alert Victory of my predicament. I woke the phone up and it responded by giving me that dreaded low battery signal. I shifted in my position, facing upwards. I knew that any moment I would be disconnected.

I decided to reserve my call for help until the car stopped moving—that way, my location might be known. The phone on the other hand kept screaming ‘battery low!’ I thought about removing the battery, but I wouldn’t have enough time when the car finally stops. I clutched tighter at the phone, hoping that Mike would stop just in time for me to SOS.

While waiting, another thought crossed my mind. Calling would be a big disaster, what if the call wouldn’t go through, or network becomes unstable, and calling would definitely drain the battery faster; I might not get the chance to finish what I want to say.

Calling will definitely be a bad idea.

On coming to that term I quickly opened the message panel and stated composing. “Dear victory, this is to inform you that I am in mortal danger. Mike knows that am in his trunk and I don’t know where he is taking me or what he intends to do to me, you will receive this message when we make a stop; Ps—geo—location.” I hammered at the keypad.

I placed my hand on the send button and waited for when I hear the car halting sound; I closed my eyes and said a silent prayer.

***************************************


I was slowly drifting off to oblivion; the phone gave me it’s final warning. That’s when I realized the car wasn’t in motion. I quickly pushed the send button, the display ‘sending message’ came up, then came the ‘message sent’ notification followed by ‘battery drained, shut down’. I basked in the trunk and carefully hid the phone. I kept on smiling even when Segun opened the trunk, he dragged me out, kicked me to my knees. I dropped to the floor, looked around but couldn’t familiarize where I was. I had been taken to a compound that had no fense with only one flat, painted yellow. The sides of the building were surrounded by thick bush.

I was still on the floor when I saw Mike come out from the building, immediately my whole body was soaked with fury, I garnered strength and dashed for Mike; landing a blow in his face with my right hand and ramming my left fist into his mouth area. Mike was airborne within seconds; he landed hard on the solid loamy floor. I was about to mount him and bury a thousand fists in his face when I felt Segun’s strong grasp around me, I struggled to free myself but his hold on me was tight.

Mike stood up from the floor cleaning the blood from his mouth with his hand, I was overwhelmed with gratification when I saw the blood but became expectant when I saw the fury in Mike’s eyes. He spat blood on the floor, breathing heavily. He looked as if he was scanning me, looking for the best spot to strike.

Mike moved quickly, before I could decipher his intentions, he rammed his right foot into my testicles. In a split second it felt like my testicles were slap full with flaming red hot liquid which got shot up into my stomach and pelvic region. I just lay there; wishing death would come and save me.
While I was still transitioning in anguish Segun dragged me by the hand into the building. I was socked in sweat, my whole body felt numb and then I lost consciousness.

Too short jor...hian
Kudos still

abimbawealth:

Too short jor...hian
Kudos still

me self I be human being o

losprince:
me self I be human being o

we r doing wat humans love doing too na.....nt gtin satisfied

losprince:
me self I be human being o

we r doing wat humans love doing too na.....nt gtin satisfied

Nice work prince, can't but notice the short update. I'll take it as a suspense filled strategy. And am always here with you.

Ollyfad:
we r doing wat humans love doing too na.....nt gtin satisfied

everyone is human, how empty is ur satisfaction tank?

debonairprinx:
Nice work prince, can't but notice the short update. I'll take it as a suspense filled strategy. And am always here with you.

u kinda figured it all out bro, stay tuned and never leave my thread.

losprince:
me self I be human being o

Sure?thot ur a robot...lol


Anyways, welldone

where is dis man sef...after votin for him for newcomers,he just retired....why?

guys lts b cwiuz we aint bein fair to him ooo. we av 3000+ views....meaning we suld b more dan 10 regular viewers na....lts nt jst read nd go..lts take out tym to motivate him wit our votes na. personally m highly dispiritd md m nt d op oooo.....lts nw imagine d effect on him.end of story...if truly tink he z trying den lts encourage him to do beta by voting
#d op sef no gree vote imself.....im dey dia dey do mr.modest....dere aint any rule against self voting....if u tink u deserve it sha

afta all dis my talk if update no follow am ehn.....

abimbawealth:

Sure?thot ur a robot...lol


Anyways, welldone

thanks for ur vote, for the records, I was a robot... long story.

rondo235:
where is dis man sef...after votin for him for newcomers,he just retired....why?

am right here with you bro... a dozen orijin for ur vote

jhimmy:
@OP your story is da bomb...

yeah its da bomb... and ur vote can detonate it https://www.nairaland.com/1804027/free-n5000-writer-here-every

Ollyfad:
guys lts b cwiuz we aint bein fair to him ooo. we av 3000+ views....meaning we suld b more dan 10 regular viewers na....lts nt jst read nd go..lts take out tym to motivate him wit our votes na. personally m highly dispiritd md m nt d op oooo.....lts nw imagine d effect on him.end of story...if truly tink he z trying den lts encourage him to do beta by voting
#d op sef no gree vote imself.....im dey dia dey do mr.modest....dere aint any rule against self voting....if u tink u deserve it sha

afta all dis my talk if update no follow am ehn.....

guys, ollyfad is right. I mean seeing all this cool comments and big views, means that I got peoples attention right?. Now an opportunity to show that I am your favorite presents itself, show a writer love... go and cast a simple vote

https://www.nairaland.com/1804027/free-n5000-writer-here-every

thanks ollyfad for your wondeful speech just to be clear, I no dey do modesty and the next update is all yours.

losprince:


and the next update is all yours.

i neva c any update oo