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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by themejiwalker(m): 9:33pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
joseph1832: |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Nobody: 9:33pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
truth |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by johnshagb(m): 9:33pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
really hilarious ![]() |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Osama92(m): 9:34pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Thank God I don't eat in buka always.. Anyway GEJ till 2019+ |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by gatiano(m): 9:37pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Yet they say there is poverty in Africa. Africans die far more of over consumption than hunger. besides, hunger does not kill. SAMBARRY: |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by kilokeys(m): 9:40pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
the shy type dem go chance dem.. shame no go ever make shout for their turn.. like gosh.. what am i doing here.. lol.. |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by chimzy2u: 9:40pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
@op... in typical lagos bukas u mean? |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Nobody: 9:42pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
angelTI: Okay NOTED. SAVED IN THE ARCHIVES! 1 Like |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by jzdoberman: 9:42pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
akpanikpe: What's the capital of France? A) New York B) London C) Lagos D) Borno E) Moscow 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Bryancrox(m): 9:43pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Dirty Eaters : this type of people are very dirty, wen dey re eating soup lik egusi soup, you will see soup all over dere beard nd mouth, secondly dey don't even knw hw to rap eba well eg tanker drivers. |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by StealthyMe(m): 9:44pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
UrennaNkoli: Sofrii naa ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by gatiano(m): 9:45pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Have you ever been to any macdonalds and order for a beef roll and they say there is no beef? it makes me wonder how many cows are there in the world with a gestation period of 280 days. Go macdonalds now, anywhere in the world, anytime, there is always beef roll. that is why i like mama put (she caters for only her regular loyal customers and a few plus). akpanikpe: |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by sagr(m): 9:45pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
akpanikpe:na wow u, wetin u dey do for NL wit dis turanci ![]() |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by phlamesG: 9:45pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
D wise ones who buy take away,they buy only soup 4 a small amount and they go 2 d nearest shop to buy raw garri or amala to make.because they knw say d buka garri or amala go small...I was once like dat tho ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by blacq2009(m): 9:46pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
[quote author=WIZGUY69 post=30552209] ![]() why is it just making front page now? Because it is making front page, bro |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Missmossy(f): 9:47pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Hahaha funny list ![]() |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by MadCow1: 9:47pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
babate3e: Mama Put? ![]() Do you mean Mama Cass? ![]() I heard one guy fainted there because of the size of his balls of Garri.. He was apparently sharing the food with his friend and because he wanted to eat more food than his friend, he increased size of his balls and one got stuck in his throat.. Before they could revive him, his friend had finished all the food and the meat.. 3 Likes |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Eeser: 9:51pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Nice try OP. Particularly 'the voracious eaters' part of your post. Can't stop smiling. Meanwhile, March1= M March 2= U March 3= H March 4= A March 5= M March 6= M March 7= A March 8= D March 9= U March10= B March11= U March12= H March13= A March15= R March16= I March 17= Y March 18= E March 19= M March 20= I March 21= O March 22= S March 23= I March 24= N March 25= B March 26= A March 27= J March 28= O Vote the clueless otuoke man out #MARCH4BUHARI 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by produce(m): 9:52pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
The Debtors: madam give me 4 fufu, 4 meat, 2 head of fish, and 3 ponmo, 2 purewater cos i no won chop much......madam says but you never give me yesterday's own....reply will be oya plus this one add am up i go pay tomorrow...... based on regular customer ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by studded(m): 9:52pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
babate3e:Bros, no vex we. Your analysis show say you get lots of experiences for "mama-put" o. I dey sure say u don get diploma for canteen technology...lol. ![]() ![]() Bryancrox: Lol....see another diligent student.... ![]() ![]() |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Jonwesley(m): 9:53pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
OP! You nailed it, falls from my bed.... U reminded me of that Marina mama put joint in front of First Bank Head Office. Hilarious, U made my night. . 1 Like |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by jutah(m): 9:55pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
mama Iyabo: cuutomer, wetin i go put for you? Customer: Hmmmm, put #70 rice, #20 dodo, #30 dried beans.. Mama Iyabo: bros, which meat i go put? Customer: no put meat ooo, i dey in a hurry..... which category be this? mtcheew!! bros just talk say u no get money for meat joor, u dey tell me say u dey hurry....mtcheees.... Alaroro group |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by obaayo2: 9:57pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
.. 1 Like |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by tartar9(m): 10:00pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
No 6:the guy that is not ready to watch plate |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Pasqa: 10:02pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Timzy234: |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Tinyemeka(m): 10:06pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
![]() When I was in 1st yr (UniZik Temp site), a plate of Akpu with soup was N20. Extra plate N10. So my regular order then was Akpu with Egusi and draw soup. It got to a point that I didn't have to say anything whenever I came. I'd just fall in and be like "Madam biko ti nye re 'm nri" and she'd already know what to do. It's a miraculous wonder I didn't suffer Kwashiorkwor. My tummy also obeyed Hooke's law cos no matter what happened I'd always order for extra. Unfailingly. My stomach's elastic limit was not yet exceeded. But after eating, the tummy would still remain as flat as an Almajiri's slate. Person dey grow sha. P.S. There's also the 'window shoppers'. Those who'd price everything down to the pure water ("make e no be say cold one now na N10" ![]() They'd be like "em madam good morning o. Abeg ur rice na how much? Ah. N200? Half plate nko? What of with 1 meat? Without meat nko? Ok. Abeg put half rice, half beans and 2 plantain." Then because they know the woman has never served fish before, they'll use that as an excuse. No dulling: "U get fish? What of liver? Ohh. Why na? Abeg no put meat. Na fish I for like now. I dey do lent". Whereas it's just February O! Some dudes sef. ![]() 6 Likes |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by emblexxx(m): 10:10pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
And u speak dis kind of English in France? (where is school) And u speak dis kind of English in France? (where is school) |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by priscaoge(f): 10:12pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
What about those that will eat all d types of food available in that buka? You will hear.....Madam put rice #80,plantain #30,add beans #50,put vegetable and Moi Moi one side,put Meat,Kpomo and fish,do u still have spaghetti? Please add it and then put Ofe akwu, add it a little red stew ![]() I actually saw one guy making similar request and I was like ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Cc: Kachisbarbie! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by tosyne2much(m): 10:13pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Nice write-up babate3e Number 4 tho ![]() |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Nobody: 10:14pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
typing... |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by kazmanbanjoko(m): 10:16pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
teemanbastos:this one wey yu just dey fall frm tree anyhow, na film yu dey act 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by watchman111: 10:18pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Drdaps:e be like say na you dey do dis one.. |
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