eiBADAn:


Okay NOTED. SAVED IN THE ARCHIVES!

Your archive folder seems to be like me IDONTGIVEAFLYINGFRICK folder

jzdoberman:


What's the capital of France?
A) New York
B) London
C) Lagos
D) Borno
E) Moscow

E) London. Final answer. What do I win?

eistien:
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s.ban aye

WIZGUY69:


[size=48]#MATCHBUHARI[/size]

Abi oo! But Why you wan MATCH am, just leave am to retire to Katsina peacefully after the elections.

for God sake! a topic like this makes front page when a topic crying out to be known by nigerians is lying quietly some where in the forum...
this moderators, there is God o...

ok, just take a look at this

https://www.nairaland.com/2133921/4-ways-identify-scammers-most

Pyroxene:
Lol there is a group dat is not so common cos their package na coded package, this is how dey operate;

Madam give me 1 fufu with soup
Ahhhh!!! Madam d soup no reach o! I dey like plenty soup on their way to their sit they make a u-turn and say madam add stew sef.... When dey get to their sit they unload fufu they bought at cheaper price from their pockets(most likely from where d iya basira buys hers @ wholesale price) .. Most times dey sit @ d corner where they don't attract attention. What group will u classify them as?

The silent pistols

SAMBARRY:
Yesh

dt pix is frm a boka in ibadan i guess?

Buka and canteen!

How about those that always request for "jara" they be like they be like iya bukky put jara or i no go chop am

eistien:
The creditors...they always buy on credit

Debtors not creditors buy on credit. Creditors sell on credit

raziboi:
No meat...Dis type of pple don't eat meat at all ..dia way is

mummy gimme rice and beans...no put meat...oooo


afta eating

mummy abeg help me with extra......

thats me. to save cost. and i always go at night so people wont see my face and food.
God go punish brokeness.. school life no easy.

Tinyemeka:

When I was in 1st yr (UniZik Temp site), a plate of Akpu with soup was N20. Extra plate N10. So my regular order then was Akpu with Egusi and draw soup. It got to a point that I didn't have to say anything whenever I came. I'd just fall in and be like "Madam biko ti nye re 'm nri" and she'd already know what to do. It's a miraculous wonder I didn't suffer Kwashiorkwor.

My tummy also obeyed Hooke's law cos no matter what happened I'd always order for extra. Unfailingly. My stomach's elastic limit was not yet exceeded. But after eating, the tummy would still remain as flat as an Almajiri's slate.

Person dey grow sha.

P.S. There's also the 'window shoppers'. Those who'd price everything down to the pure water ("make e no be say cold one now na N10" and press calculator finish before making their order.

They'd be like "em madam good morning o. Abeg ur rice na how much? Ah. N200? Half plate nko? What of with 1 meat? Without meat nko? Ok. Abeg put half rice, half beans and 2 plantain."

Then because they know the woman has never served fish before, they'll use that as an excuse.
No dulling: "U get fish? What of liver? Ohh. Why na? Abeg no put meat. Na fish I for like now. I dey do lent".
Whereas it's just February O!

Some dudes sef.

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angelTI:
I don't do buka because I rarely eat out.

. Wetin this one wan form now?

eistien:
The creditors...they always buy on credit

It's more like, the 'debtors' because they buy on 'credit'.....

Madamspeaker:


Debtors not creditors buy on credit. Creditors sell on credit

Thanks 4 correction

I normally eat where they're selling per plate. 2fufu, 1meat, pure water...all #200. U can request for soft drink separately.

Babate3e which one did you belong to?

Jonwesley:
OP! You nailed it, falls from my bed.... U reminded me of that Marina mama put joint in front of First Bank Head Office. Hilarious, U made my night. .

I always eat in First bank's cafeteria but when I have to get back to work ASAP, I crossover to the mama put cos of delay due to loads of people trying to get on the lift or queuing for food in the cafeteria as people from different firms eat there.

Back to the topic at hand,
If there is anything I dislike, is the type that will be selecting the food either by using the serving-spoon themselves or directing the seller ie.

"Give me big cut o"
Then the person will start ransacking the soup till at times, the seller gets perturbed and snatches the serving-spoon from his/her hand.

Or
"give me better meat/fish"
The seller picks and you hear "not that one" again you hear "e too small" while delaying the queue till the seller probably gets impatient and gives him/her any piece while turning a deaf ear to all complaints that follow suit.

Even when buying meat/chicken suya, this type will probably touch and pick every piece before deciding. I'll be like Aaaarrrgghh! Now I can't buy this suya.

If female, this type will probably select the best pieces from the pot at home before others are served.

If male and breadwinner, this type expects the best pieces in His food or all hell is let loose.

As for me, I'm a Muslim and follow the best of practices. Islamic table manners dictate that you pick from the one in front of you not by selecting the biggest/best. So I always place my order and let the seller put for me. If i notice she's trying to choose, I say "madam, just put anyone, it's ok, thank you "

Jonwesley:
OP! You nailed it, falls from my bed.... U reminded me of that Marina mama put joint in front of First Bank Head Office. Hilarious, U made my night. .

You mean that place they call 'Coca Cola?' #Lol

Customer: Madam wetin u get? .madam: I get egusi,draw nsala, fufu garri rice and stew. Customer: K mix egusi with draw for me add am nsala and small stew.... After eating he will demand his extra plate to be rice and bean

angelTI:
I don't do buka because I rarely eat out.

[size=20pt]same with me...I feel weird[/size]

Una no remember those ones dat their soup no dey reach...( The 'madam ,I need more soup category)

joseph1832:
Am surprise tosyne2much didn't create this thread.

It should be "I'm surprised..." or I am...

Note that I didn't make this correction to berate you but rather because I think how we pronounce it is affecting how we write it.

Kay512:


It's should be "I'm surprised..." or I am...

Note that I didn't make this correction to berate you but rather because I think how we pronounce it is affecting how we write it.

Thanks Mr English teacher. Kindly endeavor to correct your words....

*Note that I didn't make this correction to berate you but rather because I think how we pronounce it is affecting how we write it.*

What category do u fall Op?

joseph1832:
Thanks Mr English teacher. Kindly endeavor to correct your words....

*Note that I didn't make this correction to berate you but rather because I think how we pronounce it is affecting how we write it.*

Tit 4 tat.

clapped 4 ur selfing

...and I did as you advised

Kay512:


Tit 4 tat.

clapped 4 ur selfing

Dude buzz off abeg!.

Na wa o.. op who orders 9 wraps of akpu u forgot to add the brokeass: these people no dey ever order meat with food. madam Abeg giv me 3 amala no meat Abeg. madam give me beans 50 naira Abeg.

watchman111:
e be like say na you dey do dis one..

Yes na, but last time dat I sent you to buy one wrap from iya bukky joint, the soup small so make sure you take plenty soup next time

I don't eat out too.

angelTI:
I don't do buka because I rarely eat out.

Drdaps:

Yes na, but last time dat I sent you to buy one wrap from iya bukky joint, the soup small so make sure you take plenty soup next time

sorry I don't chop for iya bukky joint or any buka.I chop in McDonald.moreover I no school in nigeria.I school for las Vegas........ Lol..no quote my gbagaun oh..