Lolzzzz.....nyz 1 bro...thunbs up

lol.... I nor fit laf, fucking people

Very funny

Lmao

Op which one are you

Na wah for "ten types of things you meet" at different locations.. Mtcheeew

so so true....

Thanks op

God bless President GEJ. Politics should not be a do or die game. That we don't support one candidate should not make us enemy.

9. The Observers.
you will always see the observing people hand bags, wallet, back pockets and security cameras

let me stay here and read comment.

vjsmiles:
if i understood anything above me let thunda werey my ynashh

Then you not a Nigerian

Those who always want to jump queue

The Iron Man: The security Door will always, reject him, telling him to remove all metal, even after removing all visible metallic object, I no know whether them get metal plate inside them head.

The Two-in-one. I have seen one of them security doors provoke with that im electronic voice say 'im no dey allow two people enter at the same time', just because a very Fat lady was trying to enter. Na security save the woman and us that day, we for dey outside tire that day

There are also ones who will come with 'big bags' not containing money but some metal metal materials and would want to go in with such bags

1 things!

Hahahahahahahahahahaa! You try! Up top modaeffer! The ac dey work!? Lwkmd ohh!!

LMAO.....This one Funny die!!...Laugh so tay I go knack person crates of eggs break.


Gbese!!

vjsmiles:
if i understood anything above me let thunda werey my ynashh

E be like you never enter bank before.







Na joke I dey o!

Lolz..

Hilarious post

The ones wey go wan follow u enter the door nko. As if d door is made to accommodate 2 people.

Bouncer nko

OP you forgot [size=14pt]THE DOOR REJECTS!!![/size]

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vjsmiles:
if i understood anything above me let thunda werey my ynashh

Thunder will wire u assssz for sure!

funny post! what about the drunkard that will fight you to be the first to enter the door,only for you to discover that he only visits the bank to drink water from the dispenser and relax inside airconditioner before leaving

They have finish with ‘‘10 reasons,10 ways’’ now it's Types of people. Nairaland!!!!

am not on that list

Fabdedon:
Visited the bank this monday morning and met quite number of people at the bank door so decided to pen down my observation..Enjoy!
1. The trustworthy ones.
This kind of people will enter the door with their hands raised up and their heads bowed down like they have given their life to christ..
People inside will be like
''Oga enter the door has opened.!

2. The impatient ones.
This ones lack patience,they always wished the door will open and close fast..
I was entering the bank the other day. A guy inside started yelling at me..
Do fast come out nah,when the door hasnt opened yet....
i was like come Jack me come out nah..

3. First timers.
This ones dont know how to operate the door,some will even think the bank has closed,some will wait for someone to comeout before they enter.

4. The suspecious ones.
This ones will have to pull their belt,necklace,wristwatch,bangles,shoes,drop their phones,keys even after much done they would be denied entrance..
The security officer be like
''oga you be welder ? ''

5.The Experts.
This kind of people frequent the bank and now with idea of how to bypass the sequrity..when they enter the door they would hold out every metal object like keys,phones outside the door until the door makes attempt to close.. When one door closes the other must open.

6. The Restless.
This ones will even join someone in entering the door, even when they enter alone they will want to know how many people are inside the bank before the door opens.

7. Questionaries.
This ones will come to the door and ask questions that one needs to consult the gods before they answer, questions like..
People full inside bank?
Them they pay inside?
Teller still remain?
The ac dey work?
Have you guys closed for work?
Them dey show match inside?


8. The battle kings.
When there is no one inside the door and coincidentally two people wants to enter from both inside the bank and outside.. They will keep pressing the buttons vigorously like a game pad..
Who the cap fits let him wear.!
Feel free to add yours!

LoL, @ Oga u be welder

i must be dreaming this monday morning

comments never reach 4, this thread do make FP

abi no FP I dey so?

anyways thanks op, a hilarious way to start the day

One Mumu door for Barnawa wan embarrass me on Friday! God pass them.

Lol @ ac de work? Dem de show match?