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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by aniagoluaustin(m): 12:04am On Feb 12, 2015
shadowgwalker:
oh yes!yes!!yes!!! yey!!!!yes oh!
I'm a male
light -dark in complexion
tall and mighty in my both heights
speak English, German and Hausa
I'm from west Africa
I hate smoking and drinking and womanizing
I fear God
I like you
I'm a school drop out with 2.1 and working with **** bank as the head of i-t
I luv mathematics and physics more than buhari and apc
I sabi dance well well, especially breakdance




to know more please kwantac my whatsapp or bbm...
thanks! muaaaaa!!!!
so u b male nnu come mk me add u fr bbm..decline in.aniagolu_austin
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Emmyk(m): 12:05am On Feb 12, 2015
Nihilist:
grin grin grin grin

Dirty boy....go and take your bath you pig

That's so harsh lauuu cheesy
See the massive influx gathered here to see op's blokus cheesy
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 12:06am On Feb 12, 2015
[quote author=daclint post=30647366][/quote]my Boss!grin

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 12:09am On Feb 12, 2015
emusmith:

Do?
a verb, yes! cause its an action. hmmm! my question now is 'what is that action?



















#GBAM!
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by ooshinibos: 12:09am On Feb 12, 2015
Gossipboyy:
i have ths itchy bumps on my joystick and scrotum, dont knw what it is, the bump keep increasing in number.. Pls wat cud this be and wats d Soln,,i don scratch scrath tire
WOW ..how did this topic managed to reach front page ..only in Naija

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 12:10am On Feb 12, 2015
Abbey2sam:



are you that worgly
kaî!even uglies get uglity level oh! my own is not high.
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by BOUNTYDOG(m): 12:10am On Feb 12, 2015
MizMyColi:


Wickid undecided

Jungle is massive

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Elan83(m): 12:10am On Feb 12, 2015
Buy Goko herbal cleanser, sharp sharp e go disapear,, 5oo frm anywere or enugu
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 12:11am On Feb 12, 2015
barcanista:
Did you read the original post?
yes Boss!but I want him to test to know if the muscles in the joystick is still flexing well.
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by lomaxx: 12:13am On Feb 12, 2015
If you shaved recently, it's definitely molluscum contagiosum. See a doctor.

If you see burrows on the itch and it's more severe at night, it's most likely scabies. See a doctor

Either way you'd need a doctor.

Health issues are sensitive. I wonder why people have the time to joke over the predicament of others. If you cannot contribute positively, park well.

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 12:15am On Feb 12, 2015
funmilayoB:
wink smiley
#Timaya's voice

SUGAR!grin
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by heffem(m): 12:15am On Feb 12, 2015
Ω̴̩̩̩̥a God catch U̶̲̥̅̊......shebi ȋ̝̊̅ warn U̶̲̥̅̊ but U̶̲̥̅̊ ₪☺ gree hear. Ω̴̩̩̩̥a all the canal wey U̶̲̥̅̊ see U̶̲̥̅̊ wan put leg abi?...

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 12:17am On Feb 12, 2015
aniagoluaustin:
so u b male nnu come mk me add u fr bbm..decline in.aniagolu_austin
hian!so you dey find CUNTinental district to March in March? bad man!
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by DocAdray(f): 12:21am On Feb 12, 2015
OP, pele oh..
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Pennyways: 12:22am On Feb 12, 2015
funmilayoB:
he don catch something
what could that be?
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 12:22am On Feb 12, 2015
shadowgwalker:
cheesy did you shave recently?
did you skin -dive in a marshy CUNTinent?

my prayer is that you know your way to a good doctor that will test you for ;
-gono
-syphilis
-whooping cough
-blood pressure
-pregnancy test and
-eye test.
please test all the testicles too, sorry! I mean testables .
since when did guys start getting pregnant? undecided
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by dadoctore(m): 12:22am On Feb 12, 2015
funmilayoB:


r u male lol
Yes I am
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Tearg1: 12:26am On Feb 12, 2015
mastercee:
Burst the two blokos

bros na winch you be sef? how you go give human being that kind advice?
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by 19naia(m): 12:30am On Feb 12, 2015
remember to treat for Scabies also... Scabies likes to form on the joints and also in the confines of the nether regions.. Its spreading over the skin and so its most likely a skin disease and possibly common scabies treatable with sulphur cream or sulphur soaps.. shocked

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by aniagoluaustin(m): 12:32am On Feb 12, 2015
shadowgwalker:
hian!so you dey find CUNTinental district to March in March? bad man!
lol
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Chidonc(m): 12:33am On Feb 12, 2015
Agebrown:
bros...no fear na fungi nd bacteria infection....en do me buh ma own dn go...d fin rili spoil shows 4me sha...

What did u use?
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Idowuogbo(f): 12:36am On Feb 12, 2015
Idiataqueen:
It may be infection u better ran to a lab and run sum test on ursef
Kai! Moku! Mogbe! Modaran! This is strong mehn....

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 12:38am On Feb 12, 2015
Gossipboyy:
i have ths itchy bumps on my joystick and scrotum, dont knw what it is, the bump keep increasing in number.. Pls wat cud this be and wats d Soln,,i don scratch scrath tire

GENITAL WART, its treatable, just see a doc and try using condom
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by holatin(m): 12:40am On Feb 12, 2015
Kai he is joking with d bolded
barcanista:
Did you read the original post?
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Stepout(m): 12:40am On Feb 12, 2015
[I wonder too. But frankly speaking, you are pretty. Can you be my Val?]

r u male lol[/quote]
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 12:40am On Feb 12, 2015
holatin:
Kai he is joking with d bolded
tongue
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Stepout(m): 12:41am On Feb 12, 2015
I wonder too. But frankly speaking, you are pretty. Can you be my Val?

r u male lol
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Fawklicant: 12:41am On Feb 12, 2015
lomaxx:
If you shaved recently, it's definitely molluscum contagiosum. See a doctor.

If you see burrows on the itch and it's more severe at night, it's most likely scabies. See a doctor

Either way you'd need a doctor.

Health issues are sensitive. I wonder why people have the time to joke over the predicament of others. If you cannot contribute positively, park well.

All these people with their jargons, can't you just speak English for once? What is he supposed to do with molluscum Kongi...blah blah blah?

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Fawklicant: 12:43am On Feb 12, 2015
@op
Pinshure of your abunna or idonbilivit. Shikenan!
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 12:44am On Feb 12, 2015
a pinshure is more than a thousand words. so, do the needful

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Idowuogbo(f): 12:48am On Feb 12, 2015
op, Fireblokositis dey worry you jare...use iron sponge wash ya giwa wella. The infection go clear one time.

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by darksuit(m): 12:52am On Feb 12, 2015
Slice ur joystick, roast it and eat it.
bon appetite

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