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Funny Things People Do In The Bank by lordmayor2013(m): 6:37am On Feb 11, 2015 |
I visited the bank this monday morning and met quite number of people at the bank door so decided to pen down my observation..Enjoy! 1. The trustworthy ones. This kind of people will enter the door with their hands raised up and their heads bowed down like they have given their life to christ.. People inside will be like ”Oga enter the door has opened.! 2. The impatient ones. This ones lack patience,they always wished the door will open and close fast.. I was entering the bank the other day. A guy inside started yelling at me.. Do fast come out nah,when the door hasn't opened yet…. i was like come Jack me come out nah.. 3. First timers. This ones don't know how to operate the door,some will even think the bank has closed,some will wait for someone to comeout before they enter. 4. The suspicious ones. This ones will have to pull their belt, necklace, wristwatch, bangles, shoes, drop their phones, keys even after much done they would be denied entrance.. The security officer be like ”oga you be welder ? 5.The Experts. This kind of people frequent the bank and now with idea of how to bypass the security..when they enter the door they would hold out every metal object like keys, phones outside the door until the door makes attempt to close.. When one door closes the other must open. wink 6. The Restless. This ones will even join someone in entering the door, even when they enter alone they will want to know how many people are inside the bank before the door opens. 7. Questionnaires. This ones will come to the door and ask questions that one needs to consult the gods before they answer, questions like.. People full inside bank? Them they pay inside? Teller still remain? The ac dey work? Have you guys closed for work? Them dey show match inside? 8. The battle kings. When there is no one inside the door and coincidentally two people wants to enter from both inside the bank and outside.. They will keep pressing the buttons vigorously like a game pad.. Who the cap fits let him wear.! Feel free to add yours! 42 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by endy4oxide(m): 6:51am On Feb 11, 2015 |
9. The OBSERVERS ... people like you *op that go to the bank to observe what other people are doing...... 67 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by kilokeys(m): 6:57am On Feb 11, 2015 |
10. THE DONS they enter the bank.. and the Manager is contacted immediately.. u see him smiling silly, eyes glued to that one man. He could demand for funds from his home and get it even on Sundays. 23 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by CrazyScientist: 7:00am On Feb 11, 2015 |
THE JJCs Its their first time but they form like they are the experts from stories theyve heard. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by lacasa: 7:35am On Feb 11, 2015 |
kilokeys: ![]() Money no get enemy too 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Goodnuel: 7:45am On Feb 11, 2015 |
lordmayor2013:loll... You no well.. |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by trisha01(f): 9:41pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
m jus hia to make front page ![]() |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by bwgist: 9:41pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by cycline404(m): 9:42pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
jjj |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Sijo01(f): 9:42pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
The 'am behind you' The pen borrowers: please borrow me your pen The questioners: please what is today's date? 16 Likes |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Nobody: 9:44pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
The ones dat would borrow ur pen, but refuse/forget to return it to you.... 9 Likes |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by englishmart(m): 9:45pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
I don't know why I don't ever go to the bank with a pen. But I usually return home with a pen 25 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by bunmioguns(m): 9:45pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by sochima1989(m): 9:45pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
I remember one woman dey tell me for queue say no skin contact plsss 5 Likes |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by ddddon(m): 9:46pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by wise7(m): 9:46pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
imagine u bn trapped inside dat door...as a result of power failure or d alternative power supply don get fault 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by saxwizard(m): 9:46pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Ok I tot dis already made FP b4 nw 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Nobody: 9:46pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
L |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Sijo01(f): 9:46pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
englishmart: See them 8 Likes |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by jamesbridget13(f): 9:48pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
interesting |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by goshen26: 9:48pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Too big to queue this one will just go straight to the cashier without joining the queue. they like " guy (cashier) ow va na" 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by lacreamieboie(m): 9:50pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Nice one @op... u got my ribs cracking! and I just finish food o... belle come dey pain me now! Nice writeup bro! 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Nobody: 9:51pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
those security doors are for third world countries like Nigeria, developed countries don't use that archaic door. |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Obadar(m): 9:52pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Nos 4 crackd moi up tho..#lwkmd 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by omoadeleye(m): 9:53pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
lololol |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by emperorchedda(m): 9:53pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
The ones that come to the bank to toast babes. You see them standing by a table rolling their eyeballs on every big bumper 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by DavidHunds(m): 9:53pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
englishmart:change your ways bro ![]() ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by LewisO: 9:54pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
The confused borrower! The one that can borrow your pen 5times just only to write on one teller. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by ogiewanye(m): 9:55pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Yawns....Zzzzzzzzzzz lordmayor2013: |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Nobody: 9:56pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
trisha01: I have seen this in almost 10 topics on FP. Why do u keep stealing my space for adverts? |
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by LewisO: 9:57pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Goodnuel:And u quoted the whole post on the first page to type this crap! ![]() |
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