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Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Kratos3364(m): 9:59pm On Feb 12, 2015
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Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Nobody: 10:01pm On Feb 12, 2015
8. The battle kings.
When there is no one inside the door and coincidentally two people wants to enter from both inside the bank and outside.. They will keep pressing the buttons vigorously like a game pad..
Who the cap fits let him wear.!

Feel free to add yours!
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I'm xo xo guilty of this!
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by trisha01(f): 10:04pm On Feb 12, 2015
jboy73:


I have seen this in almost 10 topics on FP.


Why do u keep stealing my space for adverts?
wink
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Rajjah(f): 10:05pm On Feb 12, 2015
wise7:
imagine u been trapped inside dat door...as a result of power failure or d alternative power supply don get fault
bad tin to experience ghaan!
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by englishmart(m): 10:07pm On Feb 12, 2015
Sijo01:



See them
lol. Your pen dey lost? wink

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Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Sijo01(f): 10:13pm On Feb 12, 2015
englishmart:
lol. Your pen dey lost? wink

No way! I dey follow am up. Before the borrower use am finish, I Don they stretch hand.

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Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Elgaxton(m): 10:17pm On Feb 12, 2015
The Borrowere

Please can I make use of your biro for a second? Second turn to minute to hours lol
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Nobody: 10:17pm On Feb 12, 2015
englishmart:
I don't know why I don't ever go to the bank with a pen. But I usually return home with a pen
bros, i guess say na u i give my pen d last time wey i go bank
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Tmex(m): 10:21pm On Feb 12, 2015
(10) Those that goes to fetch water from the water dispenser without being thirsty.
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Wilfo(m): 10:22pm On Feb 12, 2015
The restroom locators.

Technically, these ones came 4 a pee or even 2 defecate as d case may b in d bank. They're obviously not dia 2 make any transaction.

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Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Adesiji77: 10:23pm On Feb 12, 2015
kilokeys:
10. THE DONS

they enter the bank.. and the Manager is contacted immediately.. u see him smiling silly, eyes glued to that one man.
He could demand for funds from his home and get it even on Sundays.

grin
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Goodnuel: 10:28pm On Feb 12, 2015
LewisO:

And u quoted the whole post on the first page to type this crap! undecided
Sorry... How should i have done it?? Incase of next time.
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by obontami: 10:29pm On Feb 12, 2015
[b][/b] THE CONFUSED BORROWEE


THIS ONE WILL COME ASK U LIKE: BRO NO BE U I BORROW MY BIRO FEW MINUTES AGO??

I'M LIKE IS THIS ONE DREAMING

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Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by ewizard1: 10:42pm On Feb 12, 2015
i swear, this op is sick.

I have laffed my intestines out here...

"oga, you be welder?"
"Dem dey show match?" (Inside Bank?)
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by ujezeez(m): 11:05pm On Feb 12, 2015
trisha01:
m jus hia to make front page smiley
A newly found hobby i reckon...lol
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by mkoabiola: 11:08pm On Feb 12, 2015
D one dat will come into d bank to make inquiry and seat 4 1hr to enjoy d a/c b4 going out
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by UTEWUOJO: 11:09pm On Feb 12, 2015
The i de ur backs & de pen stealers
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Asabaman(m): 11:28pm On Feb 12, 2015
which of the banks pls....blood bank or money bank?
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by hotunba20(m): 11:39pm On Feb 12, 2015
D I dey or back: this categories always ask for the last person and quietly tell him 'am at or bak'

complainants: this people complain of every things like the tellers are very slow,the AC is not working, they don't av water dispenser.
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Kingsasian(m): 11:59pm On Feb 12, 2015
Number 8 got me laughing. I don witness am tire
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Situation001(m): 12:00am On Feb 13, 2015
lordmayor2013:
I visited the bank this monday morning and met quite number of people at the bank door so decided to pen down my observation..Enjoy!

1. The trustworthy ones.
This kind of people will enter the door with their hands raised up and their heads bowed down like they have given their life to christ..
People inside will be like ”Oga enter the door has opened.!

2. The impatient ones.
This ones lack patience,they always wished the door will open and close fast..
I was entering the bank the other day. A guy inside started yelling at me.. Do fast come out nah,when the door hasn't opened yet…. i was like come Jack me come out nah..

3. First timers.
This ones don't know how to operate the door,some will even think the bank has closed,some will wait for someone to comeout before they enter.

4. The suspicious ones.
This ones will have to pull their
belt, necklace, wristwatch, bangles, shoes, drop their phones, keys even after much done they would be denied entrance..
The security officer be like ”oga you be welder ?

5.The Experts.
This kind of people frequent the bank and now with idea of how to bypass the security..when they enter the door they would hold out every metal object like keys, phones outside the door until the door makes attempt to close..
When one door closes the other must open. wink

6. The Restless.
This ones will even join someone in entering the door, even when they enter alone they will want to know how many people are inside the bank before the door opens.

7. Questionnaires.
This ones will come to the door and ask questions that one needs to consult the gods before they answer,
questions like..
People full inside bank?
Them they pay inside?
Teller still remain?
The ac dey work?
Have you guys closed for work?
Them dey show match inside?

8. The battle kings.
When there is no one inside the door and coincidentally two people wants to enter from both inside the bank and outside.. They will keep pressing the buttons vigorously like a game pad..
Who the cap fits let him wear.!

Feel free to add yours!


Sign of joblessness.. na Monday Mornin you dey go inside bank dey go observe..

Mtcheew.. chai see wetin joblessness turn our youth into.. o ma se o
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by LewisO: 12:01am On Feb 13, 2015
Goodnuel:
Sorry... How should i have done it?? Incase of next time.
undecided
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Kingsasian(m): 12:01am On Feb 13, 2015
Elgaxton:
The Borrowere

Please can I make use of your biro for a second? Second turn to minute to hours lol
I don buy pen tire sef. I now go to the bank with an extra pen.
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Pasqa: 12:05am On Feb 13, 2015
This should hv been " the kind of people you meet at a bank door"
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by LewisO: 12:12am On Feb 13, 2015
englishmart:
I don't know why I don't ever go to the bank with a pen. But I usually return home with a pen
Thief! cheesy
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by missamanda(f): 12:46am On Feb 13, 2015
Goodnuel:
loll... You no well..
so because of this silly short statement, u had to quote the whole writeup? You no well too.
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by englishmart(m): 3:05am On Feb 13, 2015
zick19:

bros, i guess say na u i give my pen d last time wey i go bank
naim be say na you be the thief wey I dey look for cheesy

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Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by davades(m): 6:55am On Feb 13, 2015
some peeps like to peep on ur teller or check to see how much u wan pay in or withdraw...i'm guilty of this wink
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Horllamideh(m): 7:38am On Feb 13, 2015
Awon tii tosyne2much....."ten typers" i dey hail oo
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Goodnuel: 7:44am On Feb 13, 2015
missamanda:
so because of this silly short statement, u had to quote the whole writeup? You no well too.
Ohk... I hv viewed ur pix...
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Goodnuel: 7:45am On Feb 13, 2015
LewisO:

undecided
Good choice.
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Extra9ice(m): 7:50am On Feb 13, 2015
11.PEN BORROWERS:they cum 2 d bank just 2 mak frndz via borrowing of pen.

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