worry359:
Test

Lock your wife and your dog in the back of your car for two hours.
See who is more pleased to see you when you return!

Walspring:


Lemme assume that you are lazy and you dont want to write toefl... If the schools in usa says they dont need it, am sure when you get there they will ask you to do English placement test but if you have toefl or ielts, you are good to go..

Take a bold step to write toefl or ielts because it will be a better advantage for you in future.

zeezahbee:
I remembered the day i landed. my host went to work and left me at home. It was night already as i peeped out to see how the environment looks like, i saw a black cat strolling by the window side. Omo i no fit sleep oo. I called my mom sharply that my village people are still after me oo. Different thought was running through my mind. if it was a white cat, it will have been better but black is taboo. when my host came back, he laughed to stupor

stevecrun:
You better not purposely kill someone's pet when you come here..cause that will get you a free ticket to jail

profojah:

Cat wey I dey kill anyhow for naija here... .
I killed one sometimes ago, the owner dey thank me say the cat don finish her fish wey she wan use cook...

Orisirisi ni ilu oyinbo

zeezahbee:
I remembered the day i landed. my host went to work and left me at home. It was night already as i peeped out to see how the environment looks like, i saw a black cat strolling by the window side. Omo i no fit sleep oo. I called my mom sharply that my village people are still after me oo. Different thought was running through my mind. if it was a white cat, it will have been better but black is taboo. when my host came back, he laughed to stupor

zeezahbee:
your wife will first give you dirty slap and use her teeth to draw map of Ouagadougou on your chest

worry359:
Test

Lock your wife and your dog in the back of your car for two hours.
See who is more pleased to see you when you return!

zeezahbee:
man, you in deep shit , all the people you have in unilag don find you come nairaland

Idazbawz:
lol.. If you try am here, dey go ship you go back Naija... Na DHL dey go use, not USPS

profojah:

I tire oo ....They are peepz I used to invite for NASFAT fellowship back then...

sunkee28:
Hello my people in the House am applying for masters in a school in the USA, the school told me i don't need GRE or TOEFL at masters level but am scared because i don't want to be refuse visa, please what chance do i stand, i hope the VO will not ask for my GRE score during interview, i need advise, please help me out thanks.

Idazbawz:
lol ologbo dudu

sunkee28:
Hello my people in the House am applying for masters in a school in the USA, the school told me i don't need GRE or TOEFL at masters level but am scared because i don't want to be refuse visa, please what chance do i stand, i hope the VO will not ask for my GRE score during interview, i need advise, please help me out thanks.

sunkee28:
Hello my people in the House am applying for masters in a school in the USA, the school told me i don't need GRE or TOEFL at masters level but am scared because i don't want to be refuse visa, please what chance do i stand, i hope the VO will not ask for my GRE score during interview, i need advise, please help me out thanks.

profojah:

My oga, I loyal...
WTF...you knw chukwuwinkie and simi?..sorry who are you?....

zeezahbee:
why drop them joenice you haff started again

you always crack me up. you can never change

joenicewake:
Yes, you can never change. This is what my naija babe always say till she caught me talking on phone with another gurl from New Jersey who i met here in Naija.

I do need ur advice. Can i pm u?

profojah:

Cat wey I dey kill anyhow for naija here... .
I killed one sometimes ago, the owner dey thank me say the cat don finish her fish wey she wan use cook...

Orisirisi ni ilu oyinbo

kennyrony:

Pastor!!!!! Inviting people to NASFAT fellowship?

pcbo:
Hello fellows
Please i completed High school in 2011,got 4As and 4Bs in my WAEC exams and also wrote SAT but got 1700 back in 2011.
As my finances wasn't good ,i didn't apply to any school but had to attend school in Ghana but now am financially stable and will want to further my undergraduate education in USA.What am worried is will the VO reject me because i completed school in 2011 and now 23 years old
Please what should i do to enhance my visa application ?
Please i need your advice since am confused and afraid
Thanks

Walspring:

If you do the rightful things, the VO wont reject your visa.. Don't be scared at all about the interview..
You just have to tell the VO what you have been doing since then and fill up the gap

zeezahbee:
oya PM me but do not toast me

worry359:


Tell the truth, do not try to invent a better story.
Truth will help you, falsehood will bite you!

slimmy05:
my last marketing class got me cracking up. We were analysing marketing based on environment. And we talked about food.

The prof asked what kind of meat Americans love? I heard beef and pork. He asked me what kind of meat do Africans prefer, I started with goat, beef, cat, rabbit and dogs.

When they heard dogs, they all kept quiet, looked at me in a funny way. I stared at them and said Yes! Dogs, all kinds of dogs, in as much as it's yummy.

I know say for their mind, they'll be like I better not catch you near my ruby else you'll go to jail.

joenicewake:
Toast you? No never.

I'm different. U wouldn't want to fall for a bad guy like me.

Am not gonna pm u anymore Forget it. U pissed me off right now.