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Valentine's Day Last Year Report by akpumping7720(m): 11:50pm On Feb 13, 2015
VALENTINE'S DAY LAST YEAR REPORT
(1) Engagements .........12%.
(2) Heart breaks ........92%.
(3) Wife caught cheating ........79%.
(4) Husband caught cheating .......78%.
(5) Condom sales ........N17m.
(6) Fast food sales ........N95m.
(7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes,
prisoners/
cells, beggars/destitute .........2%.
(cool Night club sales........ N225m
(9) Joint & Cool Spot sales.....N68m.
(10) Girls in hospital over Love.......482,631.
(11) Boys in hospital over Love.........397,506
(12) Girls arrested for fighting over
Boys.......33,8
76.
(13) Boys arrested for fighting over Girls.......66,
405.
(14) Wives beating husbands in public.......804.
(15) Husbands beating wives in public.........
..1,209.
(16) Exchange of boxers for BB/IPAD/
Money For Brazillan Hair........4m.
(17) Divorce........ 557.
(18) Pregnancy .........39,572.
(19) Number of switched off phones on Feb 14
2014...... # 9m .

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Re: Valentine's Day Last Year Report by Nobody: 11:53pm On Feb 13, 2015
Nigerians version of Valentine
Re: Valentine's Day Last Year Report by saxwizard(m): 12:04am On Feb 14, 2015
How dey came abt dis report i nid xplanatn
Re: Valentine's Day Last Year Report by saintkash(m): 12:04am On Feb 14, 2015
this result make sense oo... lets expect abt 25% increase your in dis yr...

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Re: Valentine's Day Last Year Report by ggrin(f): 12:12am On Feb 14, 2015
undecided
Re: Valentine's Day Last Year Report by eunisam: 12:13am On Feb 14, 2015
HIV positive = 3million.
Abotion victims 1 million
Re: Valentine's Day Last Year Report by sulmeza(m): 12:59am On Feb 14, 2015
Lol,we shud be xpectn abt 50% increase dis year
Re: Valentine's Day Last Year Report by akpumping7720(m): 8:40am On Feb 14, 2015
saxwizard:
How dey came abt dis report i nid xplanatn
Naa joke based on assumption
Re: Valentine's Day Last Year Report by akpumping7720(m): 8:42am On Feb 14, 2015
diddydiva:
Nigerians version of Valentine
Abi naa with our gullible minds
Re: Valentine's Day Last Year Report by Nobody: 10:45am On Feb 14, 2015
akpumping7720:

Abi naa with our gullible minds
grin

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