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Valentine's Day Last Year Report by akpumping7720(m): 11:50pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
VALENTINE'S DAY LAST YEAR REPORT (1) Engagements .........12%. (2) Heart breaks ........92%. (3) Wife caught cheating ........79%. (4) Husband caught cheating .......78%. (5) Condom sales ........N17m. (6) Fast food sales ........N95m. (7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes, prisoners/ cells, beggars/destitute .........2%. ( Night club sales........ N225m (9) Joint & Cool Spot sales.....N68m. (10) Girls in hospital over Love.......482,631. (11) Boys in hospital over Love.........397,506 (12) Girls arrested for fighting over Boys.......33,8 76. (13) Boys arrested for fighting over Girls.......66, 405. (14) Wives beating husbands in public.......804. (15) Husbands beating wives in public......... ..1,209. (16) Exchange of boxers for BB/IPAD/ Money For Brazillan Hair........4m. (17) Divorce........ 557. (18) Pregnancy .........39,572. (19) Number of switched off phones on Feb 14 2014...... # 9m . Add your own REPORT.... |
Re: Valentine's Day Last Year Report by Nobody: 11:53pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Nigerians version of Valentine |
Re: Valentine's Day Last Year Report by saxwizard(m): 12:04am On Feb 14, 2015 |
How dey came abt dis report i nid xplanatn |
Re: Valentine's Day Last Year Report by saintkash(m): 12:04am On Feb 14, 2015 |
this result make sense oo... lets expect abt 25% increase your in dis yr... 2 Likes |
Re: Valentine's Day Last Year Report by ggrin(f): 12:12am On Feb 14, 2015 |
Re: Valentine's Day Last Year Report by eunisam: 12:13am On Feb 14, 2015 |
HIV positive = 3million. Abotion victims 1 million |
Re: Valentine's Day Last Year Report by sulmeza(m): 12:59am On Feb 14, 2015 |
Lol,we shud be xpectn abt 50% increase dis year |
Re: Valentine's Day Last Year Report by akpumping7720(m): 8:40am On Feb 14, 2015 |
saxwizard:Naa joke based on assumption |
Re: Valentine's Day Last Year Report by akpumping7720(m): 8:42am On Feb 14, 2015 |
diddydiva:Abi naa with our gullible minds |
Re: Valentine's Day Last Year Report by Nobody: 10:45am On Feb 14, 2015 |
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