Hmmn

Truckpusher:
Seriously ,so all this while I've been a sinner with this my doggyy style on handcuff?

Nairaland is so sweet.the girls and ladies here are mocking pastor over sex positions.but meet them on real life them go do like say them no dey sex let alone any style.

Chai! These thing you ladies are doing because we are not seeing your faces is bad o
.in btw if any Ph lady dey here quote me oooo

Wait first ooo... Christianity is fr a connection with Christ... Abi? Or is it a religious reform programme? Marital and sexual reforms inclusive....

Bonapart:
the end will soon come madam..... ur master the devil is waiting for you to give him head too.... ye ye fowl

You must be d DEVIL himself,now stay on ur lane.

Bunch of hypocrites!!!!

priscaoge:
Lwkmd! Some 'Pastors' won't stop to amaze me .....So if I give my hubby 'head' or 'D*og*gy' na sin?

Pastor is seriously missing some good styles

Some Religious bigots and hypocrites out there deceiving innocent people cos I'm sure many will believe this stinking lies

Missionary style is holy because Missionaries of old taught their converts that style and not that it's in the Bible? Where in the Bible did Jesus Christ taught his disciples how to make love to their wives and the 'Holy styles to adopt?



Bia Pastor face ur work oooooo

U badt gan. R u married?

God will help us.
According to this pastor, self servicing is not bad if only u service urself, but na sin if u self service ur partner. Hehehehe, muchemuchemuche...kwakwakwakwa.
So mr pastor all u are saying is dat there should be no pre-intimacy, action nd penetration must start immediately.

Ds man must av practice many style in d real ssense b4 he go seminary sku

Truckpusher:
Seriously ,so all this while I've been a sinner with this my doggyy style on handcuff?

from today go, nor try am again oooh, na hell fire straight oooh!

This article was supposed to be released on "april fools" day cause its a huge joke... Pls these pastor-prenuers should leave pple alone with their vague prophecies n vision. If hey are tired of living here on earth with us, they should command the chariot that took Elijah to heaven alive to whisk them away! Infact they should tell us not to have S*x nau . Can't believe I read this crap

priscaoge:


You must be d DEVIL himself,now stay on ur lane.

Bunch of hypocrites!!!!

with common sense you should know your body is the temple of God.
Keep giving head, one day you won't take it back.
You get lane....
Headmistress

amareto:


Na sin to do d.oggy o. When you no be snoop dog

Ok

Dose children born wif oda styles re always ving mental problem, mission approved by pastors remain d best so as to give birth to good babies

Lifebender:
So themes don finish for insy d bible,na s3x position con remain abiPashitor!Pashitor!!Pashitor!!!


God is watching you ooo....

Omo cele

priscaoge:
Lwkmd! Some 'Pastors' won't stop to amaze me .....So if I give my hubby 'head' or 'D*og*gy' na sin?

Pastor is seriously missing some good styles

Some Religious bigots and hypocrites out there deceiving innocent people cos I'm sure many will believe this stinking lies

Missionary style is holy because Missionaries of old taught their converts that style and not that it's in the Bible? Where in the Bible did Jesus Christ taught his disciples how to make love to their wives and the 'Holy styles to adopt?

Bia Pastor face ur work oooooo

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Bonapart:
with common sense you should know your body is the temple of God.
Keep giving head, one day you won't take it back.
You get lane....
Headmistress

Now kill urself!

dahreyM:



U badt gan. R u married?

Yes

why it concerns this one,how we jansch our woman....i dont know..

who be this #Pastor self? Shebi him neva read songs of solomon Na wetin d book dey talk? people can just speak out of convictions they themselves lnow kothin about? No wonder the book urges us to "study" and "meditate". No be small matter. u berra gerrrout ma phase before I do something tu ya phase. Tuffia!!!

Mission wat? Who give the style name nah? Anyhow,anywhere or any place sex is sex. Pls don't be fool by any bagger plssssssssssssssss

lalasticlala:



http://eternal-destinations..com/2014/11/a-warning-for-christian-couples.html?m=1

The foolishness of this "baby Pastor" stems from the first fallacy where he assumed that IMMORALITY as defined in the Bible means "any other thing not stated explicitly in the Bible"!

Except he can show me where it is written "in black and white" that ANY other position aside lying "ONTOP" of your wife is immoral, then he is just another attention seeker!

Okay, Bible said we should pay attention to more important things... sex between married couples is not important to our salvation!

What about preaching about "Pastors carrying drugs, sleeping with wives of members, stealing from the pulpit, prophesying from their own heart, collecting bribes from Jonathan and so many other devilish things happening in the church?"

Lastpage!

somebory please explain 'canine' to me. I am obviously missing out

lalasticlala:



Lol

My bro ,these pastors dem no dey try at all.

I came across an old friend and she was on the side of the road waiting for a cab when I came driving through that area and I had to stop and give her a lift and we started gisting ,and when I enquired about her fleet of cars the story she told me moved me to tears.

To cut a long story short ,she had a terrible stroke and almost died and out of desperation to remain alive she spent money on her self ,sold her properties and when it became obvious that there is nothing the hospitals she had visited and spent money on could do for her she resorted to spiritual help and that was how she used all her cars to sow seed in four different churches.

At least she is still alive and planning to start everything all over again .
Bottom line is these pastors are using people's predicament to swindle them and it's bad.

And the most pitiful part is that 'godly' lady that will practice this.....
Dont come here to complain ni ooo...

priscaoge:


Now kill urself!

headmistress

priscaoge:


Yes

Ur husband dey gbadun o. I'm sure u've given him all the available styles dat u knw.

babyosisi:
Is this a joke?
I once heard a Christian sister from China tell me that God will punish couples who over do sex i.e. have too much of it
I said hiya!

I now know why so many young Nigerians in Western countries avoid 'Nigerian' churches like a plague. It's this kind of 'teaching' that turns folks off.

Thank God we hv the bible as a guide, so anybody cant just dream and wake up and gv us a new set of dos and donts. Wot ll tk pple to hell is nt believing in d Lord Jesus Christ, and not wot styles dey took whyl having s*x in marriage. Abeg pple shld just b careful wot they just say. God s still God o.

IVORY2009:


from today go, nor try am again oooh, na hell fire straight oooh!

Hmmmm....
Sex should be based on conviction.
if you're having sex with your spouse and start to feel guilt, I guess that act might be sinful for you.Imagine your G.O's wife giving her hubby a head. Does it look clean??
Again I reiterate, it all comes down to conviction.God expects more from those he calls his own.

Bonapart:
headmistress

Yes Headmaster!

Yeye pastor. He himself dey do doggy for house ooo.