naijaboiy:
i fall into some categories here
But well,,who cares

Tosyne2much abeg do quick with the counter thread

Make sure you mention me

LadyX:


I know many are eager to see a counter thread

Yes na!

Why not

Fire for fire

Aare2050:
Started as a hunter but I later lost focus and become an observer.seriously I don't know what is coming next but I. Pray I don't become a rapist becuz if ladyX visit me thereare two tinx. Involve o

Dotwillis1:
Incomplete list

I'm nt in any of the listed category!

Nickymezor:
Nice write- up OP..... # 3 is very funny

LadyX:

True, the list is incomplete.
Tell us your category

juwoonn:



The 419s, thieves, cheats like akraym.....

Akraym your prick no go work again.. U go wan fnck woman and and ur prick go fail u...if u no do d needful...

#Ole, barao, nyanra

naijaboiy:
i fall into some categories here
But well,,who cares

Tosyne2much abeg do quick with the counter thread

Make sure you mention me

hahahahaha

naijaboiy:

Yes na!

Why not

Fire for fire

LadyX:

The list isn't complete. There are many more like 'pishure or idonbilivit', 'schooled in France' etc

LadyX:

That's not true.
Re-read what the op wrote and you will realize that there are many points that have nothing to do with women. For example,
1. Intelligent
2. Tribalists
15. Don't care
16. Observers
17. Brothers
18. 1st to comment
19. End time tinz
20. Pretenders
21. Land/space bookers

RomanyChi:
emusmith, I sight you

LadyX:
I have come up with this list based on guys' comments on NL. *Grab your Origin, spread your mat, or climb on a mango tree* and enjoy the list

1. Intelligent
They give brilliant ideas and always defend their opinions with facts.

2. Tribalists
You will see them saying negative things about other tribes. Or if an incident is reported, they will associate it with a particular tribe.

3. Mysogynists
You will see them bashing women unnecessarily. It's like they are allergic to the word 'woman'.

4. Defenders
These are the kind of men that defend women from the above category. They believe women are beautiful creatures that are supposed to be respected and appreciated. You will see the above category calling them 'women wrappers'.

5. Love doctors
They know so much about women. They give advice on women matters and how not to be *magad*.

6. Macho men
They believe they are the real men and no lady can *maga* them.

7. Attention seekers
They talk about anything that will get them noticed. It could be about thier s*xcapades, or their John Thomas.

8. Hunters
They scavenge for (pretty) ladies. Some of them (not all) follow female Nairalanders only.

9. Desperados
You will see them creating a thread about looking for a wife or a serious lady to date. Most of them are tired or not getting ladies to date so they come to NL to try their luck.

10. Heartbroken
These ones are hurting inside. They loved a girl who left them for another guy, probably because he's rich. Some of them are very bitter towards women.

11. *Revengers* no such word exists, this is my own creation
They have been hurt by a girl/woman. They vow to revenge it on other women. Some might decide to be players/womanisers, or to treat women badly.

12. Naive
You will see them saying or asking naive questions especially about ladies, e.g, I didn't know my girlfriend does this.

13. Gigolos
You will see them looking for a sugar mummy. They put their number on their posts.

14. *Impressors*
They will like or share a post even though they don't agree with it. They do it mostly to impress a lady.

15. Don't care
They give their opinion and do not care about what you think. It might be true/false.

16. Observers
These are quiet guys that do not comment. They just read and go away. Some of them read to gather knowledge, or get other people's opinions in a particular topic.

17. Brothers
These are people who believe in God and are mostly saved (received Christ). They will quote bible verses to support their argument. Most of them do not insult others, even when insulted.

18. First to comment
You will see something like, " FTC, Thank you papa God o!" and/ or "Thanking MTN.." or *Dancing shoki*

19. End time tinz
They have mastered "End time tins" that when they see anything bizarre, their exclamation is "End time tinz". They apply this expression even to things that can be explained using scientific facts. NOTE: Not every one who uses 'end time tinz' falls in this category.

20. Pretenders
They pretend not to care about another person's opinion, but go ahead to counter the same opinion/give their view. Some of them will be like, "Wrong thread..." while they have read all the comments given by other NL users.

Do you agree with this list?
Copy right LadyX.

P.S Number 4, don't let me be devoured by number 3

*Modified*

I forgot landbookers

21. Space/ Land bookers
You will see a dot, typing, or a short comment

22. Rapist
You'll hear something like, "She was saying no, but I knew she wanted it so I did it, or rape her then apologise, or how can a fully grown up woman be raped?"

NOTE: You might belong to more than one category.

Doxie69:




OK, WHAT NEXT ON THE MENU......GUESS A COUNTER THREAD

khayc:
If I were to categorise the OP in a female list of nairaland chick's, from this list she wrote I'll say she is a 1,2,5,7,15,and 16 type of person.



And beneath that cheerful smile is a whole lotta fear. Fear of the unknown ending that is known and has been preached from her book of life's lessons