I never wanted to put this up because I don't want to be seen as a misogynist but since guys urged me to come up with a counter thread, I just had no choice than to carry out my assignment.

This write-up is NOT a direct counter thread but it is equivalent to the former one created by Ladyx (the aspiring female version of Tosyne2much). Hehehe !!!

Writing about their characteristics would be so difficult because many would claim it's only a mere assumption so I decided to come up with their claims

I ought to have made this list 22 just like the former one but I felt it would be so boring, so here are just 15 points

Note The former thread dedicated to us was a peaceful one and we just laughed it out and acted matured. It would be so silly and childish of you if you find this write-up offensive

I think I'm done with the prologue. Now let's sit down, relax and know the claims of nairaland ladies

Don't forget the title is,

15 Claims Of Nairaland Ladies

1. I'm a Virgin
Many nairaland ladies claim they are virgins and would never be gullible to the extent of opening their legs for their boyfriends. Research has also shown that there are about 90% virgins of the whole population (The statistics is based on their claims)

2.. I Cannot Woo A Guy
They also claim they would rather die in silence than make their intentions know to guys. They claim they have so many toasters stalking them both online and offlines, therefore, wooing a guy is a NO NO for them

3. No guy can dump me
Yeah almost every lady claims she has never be dumped and would never be. I don't have much to say about this before they call me a misogynist

4. I don't ask guys for money
I have my own money and I'm an independent lady. Even my boyfriend knows I don't ask him for money

5. Is Sex Love ?
When you see threads created by guys seeking advice on how to handle their girlfriends who doesn't want sex.. Our ladies would storm on the thread and they would be like, is sex love ? If you really like her then you need not demand for sex, or if you really love her, then you should wait till wedding night

6. I don't reply Pms
They normally pride themselves by the avalanche of Pms they receive on a daily basis. They are like, so many guys are disturbing me with Pms but I don't bother to check my mail so I don't reply them

7. My Husband Owns My Virginity
The larger percentage of those who claim they are virgins always claim they promise to lose it to their husbands on their wedding night

8. Guys Bash ladies so much
If you are known for truth, I can tell you that the number of ladies that would hate you will definitely outweigh those that would like you. However, When you voice out your opinions about ladies and you hit the right spot and they find it very uncomfortable, they quickly flare up in anger and start calling you all sort of names like, you are a misogynist , female hater and all that

9. I'm only here to catch fun
I have my boyfriend and I'm happy with him. I'm only here to catch fun and nothing more.

10. I'm Not A Boring Lady
Yes many of the claim they can hold good conversation during a chat, just that they use monosyllabic replies for guys they are not into (e.g yap u ? 5n u? Kul u? Etc)

11. I Cannot Date A Broke Guy
Almost every lady claims she needs financially security and would never give green light to broke niqqas. They sometimes further stress that they are most likely to be dumped as soon as we become rich

12. A Mature Man Sees Beyond What A Lady Has Under Her Skirt
Yeah if you are very very familiar with the ladies, you would see that they use to claim that no matter the wideness of a lady's kitty, a mature man doesn't care. Let me end it here before I implicate myself

13. Nairaland Guys Are Not Caring
They always claim we are uncaring may because many us always claim we cannot wash our girlfriend panties and all that

14. Nairaland guys love sex so much
Yes they always claim our world revolved under their skirts.

15. I'm A Wife Material
Most nairaland babes often claim they've got all the qualities men want, every the ill-mannered ones are not left out

I drop my pen at this point

If you think you are familiar with their claims, please free to add yours

Written by: Tosyne2much

Motivated by: Nairaland guys

Special thanks to: Diddydiva, Naijaboiy, akinsadeez, Psalmwise, lalasticlala, Englishmart, aanumama, ghost1718 Ladyx, falconey, Purity01, joseph1832, laykorn, searching4love, Leitner

Movesz:
So do you mean if I go to the bank and tell the girl at the counter all this pieces of poo..will it add 000,000 to my #500,000??


I think some NL guys have an obsessive nature..


Make una leave this girls in peace..we know there type e no reach to they disturb una self everyday..

If you need gf or wife drop your phone and go somewhere

At the end of the day this poo go make Fp oo.
Odikwa

naijaboiy:


So why you carry this matter on top your head like this?
Shebi na for fun

Movesz:


I think some NL guys have an obsessive nature..


Make una leave this girls in peace..we know there type e no reach to they disturb una self everyday..

If you need gf or wife drop your phone and go somewhere

At the end of the day this poo go make Fp oo.
Odikwa

cutieberie1:
hmmm...monosyllabic replies but okay has 2 syllables...
well anoda thread 4 ladies again

MrCork:
..OP feeelin emotional....all this simply becoz babe reject him (no oofeinse)

Kachisbarbie:
haha
You missed out some...

*I can do without my MU. I only use only white powder and white lipgloss

*Why would I wear butt pad/push up bra...I gat it natural.

Kachisbarbie:
haha
You missed out some...

*I can do without my MU. I use only white powder and white lip-gloss

*Why would I wear butt pad/push up bra?...I gat it natural.

*I am yet to see what would make me bleach my skin #pukes - black is beautiful

*I am beautiful, I have a nice shape, good character and the brains too - so, OP don't generalise! (na emusmith dey suffer this one pass...hahaha)