tolustx:
Noordean, richybanky, sheyman4phy. E ma gba mi ke, dsa wan do me strong tin again. They go put female for my sex for dat list wey dem paste for dsa ni sha. I no know which wahala dat schl get wit me o

Lol... i tink its a minor problem,so it wont b a problm. I was told w will b able to edit dos data wen d online reg starts. so no fear bro

richybanky:

Wit dis pple at my back, nothing dey fear abt

no be the same people you bring come last night. I killed them all yesterday na. NEXT...

Guys;be careful too...See wetin dis sharp shooter do himself now...e go impregnate village girl make una play safe abeg!

mayorsweet:
Our beautiful ladies...make una take am easy for camp ooo

Chai, see d guy dey feel d beautiful lady buttock

mayorsweet:
Guys;be careful too...See wetin dis sharp shooter do himself now...e go impregnate village girl make una play safe abeg!

d guy don get wife be dat
Sharp guy indeed!

richybanky:

d guy don get wife be dat
Sharp guy indeed!

Wife ke na Gobe be dat now

[size=20pt]To All Lagos Based NYSC 2015 Batch A Corpers.[/size]

We are working on making buses available to take you from Lagos to your NYSC Camp straight (Any State).
If you're interested in this, please read the procedures below:

1. Register for NYSC 2015 Online Registration at our Office at Shop 14, Bakassi Hall, Yabatech. (From 2nd March - 4th April, 2015 )
2. Submit a photocopy of your confirmation slip with us for record purpose (write your phone number & email address at the back of the slip).
3. We will start printing Call-Up Letters of everybody that registered with us from 27th April, 2015 to May 1st, 2015 then notify you all by sms.
4. Payment for buses varies based on the state/geopolitical zone you are posted to and it shall be made at our office in Yabatech or paid to our Account. (If you wish not to come down for payment)
5. Bus leaves Yabatech a day or 2 days to Orientation day (May 5th, 2015) depending on where you are posted to.
6. You will be notified by call or sms when your location bus will be leaving.

The Bus Manager who is saddled with the responsibility of making provision for buses and refreshment on the go has not briefed me the current charges for Batch A15, but be rest assured that the charges are very affordable (Covers for Transportation and refreshment). Bus takes you straight to your Orientation Camp.

Contact me on kycpress@gmail.com for more info. Am also a Batch A15 Corper, graduated from Yabatech so am doing this in conjunction with a company that has been doing this in the Campus here for over 5years now.

This is a compilation of aptitude questions,Interview questions for jobs, scholarship and any testing oriented exercise. It's quite large so i've broken them up and you can decide which suites you best.

NNPC interview questions:http://targetdex..com/2015/02/aptitude-test-questions-nnpc.html

Test question folder: http:///13KcrT

GMAT:http:///13KdNe

http:///13Kdnk

Owliver:
Moment I will never forget attended a party around LASU. Beno hotel with my padis. We were 4boys and a girl. Just to spice up the night we bought loads of weed. Then I had a pipe for smoking. Those types they use for ciggar. Swags tinz. Party went on and me and my four friends were busy puffing. Then blackberry just started getting popular and I got a BB tour in my pocket. When time was almost 10pm we were all crazy cos of weed especially me since I was the Commander in chief of the weed that night. Ground started tumbling like earthquake I knew it was the weed. I had to give my BB to the only sane person among us which was the girl... Then we went out and set for home. Ne there film start........ To be continue..............

You know when you take too much weed you develop dual personality system. The cool and sensible one And the stupid and brave one. The hotel was just beside the road so we had to cross over to the other side. That became a problem for me. I couldn't get a clear chance to cross. I was scared to die. While my stupid and brave mind was shouting "Cross cross cross cross cross cross cross if you die you die noni" "the other one was saying "guy calm down and watch carefully, don't die in lagos when ur parents think you are in ogun state"" took me almost 10mins to cross the road and then we boarded a Bus. Immediately we entered the bus everyone looked at us somehow, they perceived the thing. While I was busy calculating not to forget the identity of my friends they were busy shouting at each other for no reason and laffing anyhow loool cos of weed. I was soooo quiet trying to restructure my mind not to do sometin stupid. Then for no reason we stopped at a junction we all got down. There was many people at that juction even market people selling things. They rushed to buy bonce na there I lost. Immediately they left I forgot about them looool* then I began to re-calculate why I was at the junction then gbam I remembered. "I came with friends" I saw three guys walking into a street I thought they were my friends and I followed walking behind them staggering and trying to make sure I catch up with "my friends". Then they noticed me turned back and asked "guy why you dey follow us" na there small sense enter my head back. I returned back to the road side and started shouting "Tareeeee" "Tareeeee" tare was my friends name. people just dey watch me like say I be ramsi noah wey dey act film I didn't care all I know was that I didn't want to get lost in lagos..... To be continue

richybanky:

Lols, na my hobby be dat bro

ehn! Ehn! Adonbilivit

Owliver:
no be the same people you bring come last night. I killed them all yesterday na. NEXT...

Owliver:
You know when you take too much weed you develop dual personality system. The cool and sensible one And the stupid and brave one. The hotel was just beside the road so we had to cross over to the other side. That became a problem for me. I couldn't get a clear chance to cross. I was scared to die. While my stupid and brave mind was shouting "Cross cross cross cross cross cross cross if you die you die noni" "the other one was saying "guy calm down and watch carefully, don't die in lagos when ur parents think you are in ogun state"" took me almost 10mins to cross the road and then we boarded a Bus. Immediately we entered the bus everyone looked at us somehow, they perceived the thing. While I was busy calculating not to forget the identity of my friends they were busy shouting at each other for no reason and laffing anyhow loool cos of weed. I was soooo quiet trying to restructure my mind not to do sometin stupid. Then for no reason we stopped at a junction we all got down. There was many people at that juction even market people selling things. They rushed to buy bonce na there I lost. Immediately they left I forgot about them looool* then I began to re-calculate why I was at the junction then gbam I remembered. "I came with friends" I saw three guys walking into a street I thought they were my friends and I followed walking behind them staggering and trying to make sure I catch up with "my friends". Then they noticed me turned back and asked "guy why you dey follow us" na there small sense enter my head back. I returned back to the road side and started shouting "Tareeeee" "Tareeeee" tare was my friends name. people just dey watch me like say I be ramsi noah wey dey act film I didn't care all I know was that I didn't want to get lost in lagos..... To be continue

Let me give u an illustration of w@ happened dat day

UNILAG NYSC MOBILISATION LIST IS OUT

Owliver:
You know when you take too much weed you develop dual personality system. The cool and sensible one And the stupid and brave one. The hotel was just beside the road so we had to cross over to the other side. That became a problem for me. I couldn't get a clear chance to cross. I was scared to die. While my stupid and brave mind was shouting "Cross cross cross cross cross cross cross if you die you die noni" "the other one was saying "guy calm down and watch carefully, don't die in lagos when ur parents think you are in ogun state"" took me almost 10mins to cross the road and then we boarded a Bus. Immediately we entered the bus everyone looked at us somehow, they perceived the thing. While I was busy calculating not to forget the identity of my friends they were busy shouting at each other for no reason and laffing anyhow loool cos of weed. I was soooo quiet trying to restructure my mind not to do sometin stupid. Then for no reason we stopped at a junction we all got down. There was many people at that juction even market people selling things. They rushed to buy bonce na there I lost. Immediately they left I forgot about them looool* then I began to re-calculate why I was at the junction then gbam I remembered. "I came with friends" I saw three guys walking into a street I thought they were my friends and I followed walking behind them staggering and trying to make sure I catch up with "my friends". Then they noticed me turned back and asked "guy why you dey follow us" na there small sense enter my head back. I returned back to the road side and started shouting "Tareeeee" "Tareeeee" tare was my friends name. people just dey watch me like say I be ramsi noah wey dey act film I didn't care all I know was that I didn't want to get lost in lagos..... To be continue

cool story, I dey come make I sip small liston

[quote author=Owliver post=30906946]Moment I will never forget Was a time during my Nd2 in school. We were five friends escorting one of us home around 8pm. There was a very long road down which only light came from an hotel, the rest places were dark. While they were chatting I was busy chatting on my fone not looking forward. We were walking majestically occupying all the roads, ahead were drunk OPC idiots also walking towards us with firewood, marchets, guns. We didn't see them cos there was no light. That particular day cultists had terrorize that area so they were patrolling while drunk To God be the glory we got so close to them where there was light in front of the hotel. And then I heard "Hey you stop there" one of them said while charging and swing a marchet at me targeting my head these guys were huge as fukk I quickly looked up, dodged it and then the race began... Na me carry first no dull, one us fell down 3times hin knee scatter sef. they caught one of my padi because he fell down like molue for oshodi. He was caught and injured but they allowed him go after their leader pleaded for him. The problem was they were drunk. I no pass that road for night again till I leave that school. Praaaaaaiisssseee tha Looooorrrd............... Alaluya... Oya make una drop oh. I still get more #A15[/ Owliver, dis ur story ehhh! e get as e be o.

mayorsweet:
;DWife ke na Gobe be dat now

Na serious gobe ooo, good make pesin do corper to corper dan village gal wetin pesin wan talk for house

erisegun:
ehn! Ehn! Adonbilivit

I go show u proof soon

richybanky:

Na serious gobe ooo, good make pesin do corper to corper dan village gal wetin pesin wan talk for house

hehehehe

mayorsweet:
Let me give u an illustration of w@ happened dat day

se na galala dance dis pple dy dance ni? Wetin concern me sef*

A15 party* let's groove together* July4 tins*Leggo#

With the calls for more A15 members to be added to the Whatsapp Group, it is important to clear up the air. The Whatsapp group is strictly for the organizing committee. And even if we decide to add everyone, the maximum participants Whatsapp accept is 100.

Therefore, we decided to create a BBM Channel for all A15 members where we all interact and inform one another about important informations!

The BBM Channel pin is C0027C592 or search for NYSC A15 Family.


Also, payment for the A15 Post-Camp Get-Together Party has begun! A lot of people have turned up already! Be part of the fun! Its just N3,500...Payment for the event should be made to Ajayi Mayowa A. 0035725557 GTB and the full name used on the bank teller be sent to 09024381246 afterwards! The moniker, size (small, medium, or large) and preferred color should be sent alongside the teller details.

Contact walexsammy, sleekyonyx and electronzeez for much more information!

Thanks

#A15Party #TurnUpMassively

erisegun:
se na galala dance dis pple dy dance ni? Wetin concern me sef*

A15 party* let's groove together* July4 tins*Leggo#

U see people wey don high,na anoda world den dey!


#wegonnapartyhard
#comeJuly4
#let'sgodia
#amanticipatingalready
#can'twaitooo
#ah ahhhh shoki!

Owliver:
You know when you take too much weed you develop dual personality system. The cool and sensible one And the stupid and brave one. The hotel was just beside the road so we had to cross over to the other side. That became a problem for me. I couldn't get a clear chance to cross. I was scared to die. While my stupid and brave mind was shouting "Cross cross cross cross cross cross cross if you die you die noni" "the other one was saying "guy calm down and watch carefully, don't die in lagos when ur parents think you are in ogun state"" took me almost 10mins to cross the road and then we boarded a Bus. Immediately we entered the bus everyone looked at us somehow, they perceived the thing. While I was busy calculating not to forget the identity of my friends they were busy shouting at each other for no reason and laffing anyhow loool cos of weed. I was soooo quiet trying to restructure my mind not to do sometin stupid. Then for no reason we stopped at a junction we all got down. There was many people at that juction even market people selling things. They rushed to buy bonce na there I lost. Immediately they left I forgot about them looool* then I began to re-calculate why I was at the junction then gbam I remembered. "I came with friends" I saw three guys walking into a street I thought they were my friends and I followed walking behind them staggering and trying to make sure I catch up with "my friends". Then they noticed me turned back and asked "guy why you dey follow us" na there small sense enter my head back. I returned back to the road side and started shouting "Tareeeee" "Tareeeee" tare was my friends name. people just dey watch me like say I be ramsi noah wey dey act film I didn't care all I know was that I didn't want to get lost in lagos..... To be continue

Then I saw my tare and the rest. They were all laughing at me while I was almost crying tears of joy. they gave me the last bonce lmao* and I ate like a baby. Ok na we enter bus begin go home. As we got to the junction after so much meaningless arguements and laughter for no reason we decided to help each other by holding our shoulders in pair while the girl walk freely. While walking I kicked a stone and fell I started crying, the other two were busy laughing, my guy was on top of me also laughing on the ground when patrol police see us lmao* hahahahahaha they came down from their patrol motor thinking my guy was beating me, they started to beat him, and abusing him for fighting his friend, I couldn't explain out I was just crying hahahahahahaha the other two guys were laughing while the girl now explained what happened before then them don kpokpo am. We went home ate the whole food available and slept. Woke up the next morning our skin don change colour from brown to red. We looked like aliens. Well, we continued the thing. lmao* End of story.

#A15 party Loading... #TurnUp #BeachParty

Estellar, teebee22, shawwal1, kaysy et al...you guys don't want to miss out on this fun oo! #TurnUp for #A15Party!

Get your tickets ASAP!

#A15Party #July4

Its a time for fun.... Relieving all the stress of camp..... #BeachParty #A15

Me, Le Boo (sleekyonyx) and the goons would rock that party AF!!!

#Anticipate #A15Party #TurnUp #BeachTins

kollybay4u:

Nice one bro. EKITI STATE UNIVERSITY (EKSU) and you bro

FUT, Owerri.

Av u made up ur mind yet

Cos I have.

#A15beachParty

#Anticipated

#July4th

Not gonna miss it for anything..

babatawa:

Jesus! None of the fresh graduates??
Why dem do this kind thin

None !!
ABU no try, just to approve results na war.

Its "A15 post camp party"*fun all d way*no dull ur selve*

I never get boo oh. Anybody wey I see that day I dance with lobatan... #A15 #BeachParty #July4th

4th Moment I will never forget Loading.......... make una no worry I go stop for 5. Them reach 20 sef lolz........ #A15 #BeachParty #Anticipate #July4th