MY FAVOURITE


Put your burden n body down on me some day I'm gonna make you smile if I get the envelope I can walk straight in ya candy shop and get some lollipop lollipop taste sweet





WHICH ONE IS BEST FOR YOU?


Are you a unicorn cause you're my fantasy

I have an F, a C, and a K. All I need is U.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street

Girl you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of yall

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you THE MATRIX, casue I'M THE ONE."

Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head.

Since beauty is only skin deep, your body has no insides

Are you a pirate? Because I want to see your booty

Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread

If your lips are vodka, I want to get waisted

First time I set my eyes on your the click so strong I want to be a part of you

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day. I'd have a galaxy in ma hand

What is a nice girl like you, doing in my dirty mind

Are those space pant? cuz your ass is out of this world

Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?"

If I could be anything I want to be your bath water

What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?

Hey you are pretty I'm cute together we will be pretty cute


If you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you'd see 9 of the most beautiful things in the world!


I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle


"Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"

"If I was naked, holding some pie and ice cream, would that still be dessert? or would I?"

The only vowels I need are U and I"

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularily nice weather.""

Are you a lightswitch? Why? Cause you really turn me on"

Do you have a cellphone in your back pocket(why?) Cause yo booty been callin me alllll dayyyy"


Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

My life is so sad and lonely (why) because you're not in it


Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart


Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory.

For you, I would walk a thousand miles.

“I didn’t know angels flew this low.”

They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?

You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.

When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.

Is your name Faith? Cause you're the substance of things I've hoped for.

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!

If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?

Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long.

I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and ill owe you one

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Pick up lines don't work on me.

If you are a guy, all you have to do is engage me in a healthy conversation.
From the conversation, I will be able to measure your intellectual strength
That's what works for me

By the way, any guy that says any of this to me, would never get my attention

missjenna:
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yinkus4u2c:
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Typing as usual

Are you a yam cos my heart pounds for you

Are you an okro cos my heart draws to you

my fücking favourite

I have an F, a C, and a K. All I need is U.

so we can fück the shït out of each other

I'm inlove with the coco!!! I got it for the low low!!

Wow, what a nice legs you have. What time do they open

That's the best pickup line I've heard. All others are bullshhiit

vislabraye:
Wow, what a nice legs you have. What time do they open
That's the best pickup line I've heard. All others are bullshhiit

vizkiz:
I'm inlove with the coco!!! I got it for the low low!!

fuckshit:
my fücking favourite
so we can fück the shït out of each other

yemicoal:
Are you a yam cos my heart pounds for you
Are you an okro cos my heart draws to you

Bad guy....

ronald4lif:
Nice!
But are they meant to woo a girl or to sleep with a girl, coz most of the lines are sexually suggestive

Niralanders asking questions since 1800's

missjenna:
Pick up lines don't work on me.
If you are a guy, all you have to do is engage me in a healthy conversation.
From the conversation, I will be able to measure your intellectual strength
That's what works for me
By the way, any guy that says any of this to me, would never get my attention

Na who ask you maddam...

Or are you desperately searching...

Movesz:


Bad guy....




Niralanders asking questions since 1800's





Na who ask you maddam...

Or are you desperately searching...

You don't go around searching for what is yours

missjenna:
Pick up lines don't work on me.

If you are a guy, all you have to do is engage me in a healthy conversation.
From the conversation, I will be able to measure your intellectual strength
That's what works for me

By the way, any guy that says any of this to me, would never get my attention

Girl without a broom I might just sweep you off your feet and make you wanna tell somebody, how I do!

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You don't go around searching for what is yours[/ quote]

apologies...


Good luck.....

+edited+

Sorry best of luck

[quote author=Movesz post=30946934][/quote]
Whatever

Movesz:


Bad guy...

in this motherfücking ‘game’ you've got to be a bad aśś motherfücker…

nice guys get fücked up too often

missjenna:

Whatever

lol....funny NL girls..

If someone reply your rudeness..

you guys will start opening threads how guys bash NL girl and the mods don't do anything about it...


lol...funny enough I wonder what guy will put up with a girl with this attitude...


Advice..go to church 2mao and thank your GOD because you where rude to the wrong person and he let you go with it...



On a second note just quote me and try to annoy me and see nightmares become reality...

missjenna:
Pick up lines don't work on me.

If you are a guy, all you have to do is engage me in a healthy conversation.
From the conversation, I will be able to measure your intellectual strength
That's what works for me

By the way, any guy that says any of this to me, would never get my attention

missjenna:
Pick up lines don't work on me.

If you are a guy, all you have to do is engage me in a healthy conversation.
From the conversation, I will be able to measure your intellectual strength
That's what works for me

By the way, any guy that says any of this to me, would never get my attention

Preach!

Sounds sleazy, coming from a random person.

Movesz:


lol....funny NL girls..

If someone reply your rudeness..

you guys will start opening threads how guys bash NL girl and the mods don't do anything about it...


lol...funny enough I wonder what guy will put up with a girl with this attitude...


Advice..go to church 2mao and thank your GOD because you where rude to the wrong person and he let you go with it...



On a second note just quote me and try to annoy me and see nightmares become reality...

Sorry if I sounded rude
I just find it hard to put up with rubbish

Once again accept my apologies

PunkyBrewster:


Preach!

Whatever

missjenna:

Whatever

Dude, I just seconded you & you're giving me 'tude. Ok.

PunkyBrewster:


Dude, I just seconded you & you're giving me 'tude. Ok.

Sorry girl, It seems I misunderstood you
Apologies

missjenna:

Sorry girl, It seems I misunderstood you
Apologies

No problem, I figured as much

PunkyBrewster:


No problem, I figured as much

Okay

missjenna:
Pick up lines don't work on me.

If you are a guy, all you have to do is engage me in a healthy conversation.
From the conversation, I will be able to measure your intellectual strength
That's what works for me

By the way, any guy that says any of this to me, would never get my attention

Are you light skin

LegatusGlaber:


Are you light skin

Excuse me

missjenna:

Excuse me

Be nice to me, I may be your husband. So, are you light skin?