Obesemf V Deepthoughts

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point


Rules

- 10 lines.

- Deadline is 8pm, Saturday 21 February 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Goodluck!!!

deepthoughts pls post, I'm right behind you

Following...

mikuz , pls if he no fit come. online, pls post. his verse for him

where una dy na!...

i dey wait am

obesemf:
i dey wait am

maybe you should post yours...obviously mikuz has his verse..let mikuz or deepthought post for the verse later..you can't wait all night na!

sorry o...never knew I'm to post me self


doing that though

deepthoughts look sharp

if ye understandt not mine verse...thou needst but ask,
and the reply thy seek will be given ye...
nuff said


leggo


*OBESEMF ORBITUARY*


[Quote author=obesemf post=30907681]battling odds,
alfa ace vs thannos
straight home win and i foresee a bodybag[/Quote]

i'm *rich*...from the very bars i craft/
i make dollars from every attack/
this *poor* fool bets on everything known to man...from soccer to tourney raps/
i agree with part of his words...this is definitely an away win... but a bodybag/

I'll churn this homo/
break his neck with my fist as i *twist and turn *this mofo/
we see *obese* reeling 'up and down' on every thread... *yo-yo/*
trying to 'cut weight'...since he cant cut Deep...he left *weak to death* and never came back alive... cos 'you only *leave *once'...YOLO/

now he is scared of my *height *and fame/
i'll drop this silly *kid* from the '27th'floor...when i murk
him in *dismay*/
and let other kids watch the brutal display/
so you can rightly say...i killed Obesemf...on *children's
day*/

my jabs will quickly mute the fraud/
if he grimly push the god/
i'll send my *bishops* first...to *diagonally *cosh the *pawn/*
before my *knights *attack by *dawn*...this *varlet* will be rudely shushed and gunned/
so already he died before *an L* (ANELE)...no blessings...except we talking about my crude *arson*/

if he claims 'dope'...then I'm a 'rehab/
he's startled? i gag the 'skunk'...enough of your bilgy blab/
you're a lying wh0re...you f#ck spies and hide snitches...from *Jericho* to Iraq/
claiming u are 'maryjane'...bt we all know your
name...so when my goons bring down these walls...ama first attack 'rehab'/

in my hood...we dnt talk to thieves...we burn em/
since Obesemf's a crook...i'll hang tyres on his
sleeves...and torch him/
as he cooks...i pour *whiskeys and gins*...i *scourge* him/
tie his roasted a$$ on a hook...then watch this big fish gorge him/

the fool is scared of my 'skill and sick *tech*'/
he *science *out...when i *engineer *the 'kill and ditch' set/
and launch my 'bits'...to 'drill and rig' fakes/
he pees in his shirt...cos his d!ck is in his chest/

the fool prays for peace...and wishes i quit the diss/
he gave me his mom and sis...as part of the treaty/
but i gave him the 'cold feet'...cos my 'shoulder' was too high for his/
told him there was a battle amiss...cos we '*fight wars to live in peace*'/

i leave the niqqa dead...
any one after him is another push to make me a *vet*/
so ama treat this animals...yet without respect/
to let them know...what an elder gives sitting down...a youth can not reject/

he is confused and dumb...i'll open his mouth with my fox hand/
is obese M or F?... the daft left the box blank/
cos he is a b!tch and gay...i mean...his cu.nt's *hard*/
so next time he claims *staunch and regular*...he should know...like integration...we don't consider the *constant*/



done and am out after the lying in state





Deep....

Warm up before bigger things


Opens the body bag
*phone rings*
hello oga, i dey prepare the body bags
for the blood, i took some foreign mugs,
too long to kill 5 minutes im sorry man
yo, yo, don't buy any. bowls for ballls, it's
something this body lacks .
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.
then i hanged up, we go. talk later,
throw his hands up, he tryna block greater,
forget this 'victory', do i sound like a proud
hater?,
no, the truth is, if this fool 'sang win' its just
display of his loud nature .
.
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vets pls observe, how rough this can get,
whether legs or head, i hit it with a racket,
speak to some students, and they'll surely
suggest,
that, if deep taught, they'll just ignore the
subject
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he takes the 'penalty' anytime he speaks,
squeeze your niggga into a 'corner' beat him till
he bleeds,
take your girl 'off side', ram her till she pleads,
then our crews beef, he comes begging for 'set
peace' but i break. his jaw with the free kick .
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so better be wary, of the heat ma team holds,
this is just ink check, faraway from my beast
mode,
ima knock on his door, he go check through tha
peep hole,
i laugh, cuz even from there, i see 'his panic'
like coward Latinos / .
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he tryna create bars, the shit is poorly framed,
u aint making the cut, im like sorry hey,
his bbitch is dumb, the girl. is sorely lame,
she opened legs in public, i screamed, 'close it'
'close it',
she replied, i aint potty trained/
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so see how i rhyme, its clear u should have
declined,
cuz how i climb, its a sign of the times,
pull out a nine, now your noise is just a mime,
how i bring an 'end to thoughts' its clear I've
lost my mind/
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.
see, my people, this guy aint real, wonder how
fake,
he came early to battle, now we'd see he's now
late,
come with my goons, prepare for the house
raid,
hey, hey!!! Nairaland, pls accept this 'sacrifice',
cuz i leave him burnt 'off ring' like wrestlers in
fire out breaks .
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.
.
so recognize, that i have the badder schemes,
walk to. your defeat, but i. guess you'd rather
leap,
we all scripting hardcore, but like Drake this
brother sings,
the crowd knows we all new'bees' but they
accept i have a harder sting .
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to win this battle, i wont have to scratch. and claw,
i lay the smackdown, im writing this raw,
so oga, pls reconsider before another brawl,
he's one way,
so if he claim he 'versatile' we see it as proof that his style is 'flawed'

mikuz we post oh

Open for votes :

Ema Prince
o4ka
Cooger
Ibime
Kr0ne
Goshikid
Limerick


Please your two cents.

How did these two cats get drawn together?

Honestly thís is not a newbie battle.

When I was reading deepthoughts verse I thought he would definitely win because he had some good concepts, strong vocab and nice build ups. I mean the pun about Rehab and Jericho and the closer about c in integration!

But Obese also came strong as well and slightly surpassed with lines like 'his panic' , 'sanguine', deep taught = subject. . . plus the potty trained line was just dead funny.

MVGT: O'bis

Opener - 1 point Nil --- No sting, boring openers, yall didnt get me.

Rhymes - 2 points --- Obesemf, Only God knws what deepthoughts was doing

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points --- Obesemf

Punchlines - 3 points Obesemf. More Horror flicks and straight to the point punches coupled with a little humor that subdued deepthought's attempts.

Personals - 2 points --- Deepthoughts, the "obese M/F ish" is better than Obesemf's "early to nl and now late bullshit"

Flow - 1 point --- Obesemf, chai, this guys a beast, see flow!

Wordplays - 2 points --- Obesemf, nice shots but that 'burnt off ring' is questionable.

Closer - 1 point --- Deepthoughts. Sincerely speaking, that was the only bar I felt in the whole of your verse.

MVGT OBESEMF

deepthougths:

now he is scared of my *height *and fame/
i'll drop this silly *kid* from the '27th'floor...when i murk
him in *dismay*/
and let other kids watch the brutal display/
so you can rightly say...i killed Obesemf...on *children's
day*/

This is the best idea you got. 27th/dismay(this may)/children's day

obesemf:

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so see how i rhyme, its clear u should have
declined,
cuz how i climb, its a sign of the times,
pull out a nine, now your noise is just a mime,
how i bring an 'end to thoughts' its clear I've
lost my mind/

this is the K.O in this battle.it shoulda been even better if used as the closer.
In this battle,rhymes are poor,flows are poor,deepthought won in personal while obesemf won in punches and wordplays.

MVGT-obesemf

This guys ain't newbies. Deepthoughts has been on NL before me, lime, dark n so on.
Obese, i am suspecting he's ibime's ghost account

d0pe brawl. This battle was filled with schemes.
But that football scheme by obesem was very funny.

MVGT= obese

I know this Obesemf guy is dangerous. This battle is a strong one, but the only flop I see is the rhymes. Deepthoughts, did well with build up, but his punches ain't that strong, while Obese was just hitting and hitting. The Hispanic line is overplayed, though. I've seen that many times. But all the same. . .

Mvgt - - Obesemf

seriously this battle got me nodding my head but not all that.
well the setup were good
deepthought personals were alright

but at a point. .obesemf took most of the criterials
MY VOTE GOES TO --OBESEMF!
nice battle from both.

goshikid:
seriously this battle got me nodding my head but not all that.
well the setup were good
deepthought personals were alright

but at a point. .obesemf took most of the criteria
MY VOTE GOES TO --OBESEMF!
nice battle from both.

Thought you're a newbie. Aren't you in the tourney?

ELYMAXiimus:

Thought you're a newbie. Aren't you in the tourney?

Hahaha . .see this guy. .smh . .you're a newbie to me..

Its already decided. Obesemf wins and qualifies for the second round.

I'm not happy about the stretching in this battle. Why did the both of you drop way above 10 lines?

mikuz:
Its already decided. Obesemf wins and qualifies for the second round.

I'm not happy about the stretching in this battle. Why did the both of you drop way above 10 lines?

maybe we misunderstood you, by 10 lines what did you mean?

obesemf:


maybe we misunderstood you, by 10 lines what did you mean?

Read Ibime's verse in this battle :

https://www.nairaland.com/1242942/warcraft-apocalypes-ibime-vs-mikuz

That's 30 lines, 15 stanzas - one stanza contains two lines.

You dropped 20 lines in this battle.