Numbers 3 and 5 are spot on.

Clear skin and perfume .......Me likey

OP is on point

But I have a solution

When he starts doing all the above, giggle, smile, make sure to dilate thise eyes, act as if you were really impressed but deep down in your mind, tell yourself that you are being deceived. Once he is through, hissed in your mind and walk off. Case closed.

Or you could like me tell him off asap. I don't do compliments from menfolk other than my dad, brothers and cousins. If I need yo be impressed I will get a husband.

@OP

Those aren't deceitful means guys use on girls but they are the right things to do in a relationship. It is more like etiquette. Most girls cannot deny the fact they like them because they like to be impressed by guys. Please, give me a break!

'Hello! I really have something special I like to say to you?' That is one of the first lines guys who are deceitful use on ladies and they always fall for them.

Keep deceiving yourself!

Don't blame d guys. Ask a gurl d qualities she wants in a guy and she will list exact things yu accuse guys of lying about.

Liability:
no boy can use that trick on me.

I too strong

That's why your username is Liability

vivaciousvivi:
A guy who makes me laugh all the time genuinely has a good sense of humour. I am not quite sure guys can fake that.
Clean, blemish -free skin and the perfume thing works o!

Did you study at federal government girls college Onitsha?

TheWisest:


A believer in the house! Praise the Lord sambady!

Halleluyah

spyg1:
@ OP, if U call those points deceives, then what are the qualities of a nice guy? I think without this guys will be like wolves, then girls will prefer been alone rather than staying with wolves.

Haba! Na wa o...Guy u're on point...You're 1000Likes richer...Just bone the Op...How else will a man woo a woman if not thru one of those ways...Even the bible stated some let alone in Art of Seduction by Robert Greene..
This Op is just one boring guy...
Let me tell ya, no block ur sisters' track for marriage with this wrong precept..
Even sef any woman wey read this post go still fall under my spell thereafter...By the time I delete her current precept from other men, format her memory, install & program her to my precept and she becomes mine..Simple.

I will prefer him deceiving with dis qualities Dan him being the opposite. I will enjoy it while it last. I love dem guys being well composed

rokiatu:
Deep voice, great smelling perfume, clean skin, soft voice tone, good humor, and cute smile has been used on me oooh

See revelation.

But op ,na God go judge you for this kain thread sha.
Shebi you wan spoil market for us Abi?

vizkiz:


yeah, i know many girls that keeps saying NO even during sex

lol.....u go de Bleep bab yet she go de say no nd yet she no wan liv u....

kikelomojessy:
I will prefer him deceiving with dis qualities Dan him being the opposite. I will enjoy it while it last. I love dem guys being well composed

Nice one..Just hope the Op sees it.

Do hold bunches of #1000 notes in your wallet.this the main thing to deceive them with. Without you talking to them they smile at you.

Ezibless:
I think some guys possess these qualities naturally na.



@op, if u know anyone,i don't mind being ''decieved'' sha

. Stunt. U wanna boost ur publicity

Ezibless:
I think some guys possess these qualities naturally na.



@op, if u know anyone,i don't mind being
''decieved'' sha

Me too I want to be deceived and so I've sent the post to my man so he can read and continue to deceive me but op missed one point; "buying/giving expensive gifts with chocolates"

christaddicted:


Haba! Na wa o...Guy u're on point...You're 1000Likes richer...Just bone the Op...How else will a man woo a woman if not thru one of those ways...Even the bible stated some let alone in Art of Seduction by Robert Greene..
This Op is just one boring guy...
Let me tell ya, no block ur sisters' track for marriage with this wrong precept..
Even sef any woman wey read this post go still fall under my spell thereafter...By the time I delete her current precept from other men, format her memory, install & program her to my precept and she becomes mine..Simple.

no mind d OP,

rokiatu:
Deep voice, great smelling perfume, clean skin, soft voice tone, good humor, and cute smile has been used on me oooh

Kpele, may God open your eyes.

just d deep voice and the smile...........



emusmith. u do any if these.

TheWisest:
Now I love my sisters and I'll do anything for them, and they are one thing I'll always thank God for, coz they bring pain to the guys in their lives. Well, I coach them to LOCK UP their warehouse of abundance. As a semi-badt guy, guys have tricks and I'll expose them here. Thank me with a PM if you want more tips.

1. Using Slow Rhythm and Soft Tone: Whether on the phone or in-person, the first simple thing a guy can do to deceive you is when he lowers his voice tone to become soft and speaks like he's talking to his great grandmother who just had ear surgery. Ladies, you know what I'm saying... abi?

2. Smile: A genuine smile that has the sides of a guy's eyes stretching along, will ALWAYS deceive you ladies into opening up your shield. Watch for this one too. A smile can cost more than the price they call. Na after you buy you go know the difference between Isoko and Sokoto

3. Make you laugh: Like this post says, these are just simple things guys do and this one is like the simplest and most obvious. Ladies, trust me guys know this and I'm telling you a secret. (hussssh! listen...) Guys believe that once they can make you laugh, "it's finished" as put by my sweet Lord Jesus. Maybe that's what helped Jesus with the women in his life... he never made them laugh. I'm not sure I have an antidote coz this trick really works.

4. Make you talk: A guy that knows 'wasup' will always make you want to talk, and talk ONLY about yourself. Things that concern you, your hairdo, your makeup and how so 'beautifully ungodly' it is - and even what you think about the Big Brother House girls! This tactic is simple. So simple. Once they get you talking and talking and talking, trust me, they are ogling at your chest, your lips and if it's really nice, your hair.

5. Walk slowly: A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort of confidence. Ladies, am I right... that you NEVER get turned on by a guy who walks SO FAST! Tap! Tap! Tap! Like he was walking to secure the last seat before his molue leaves for heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like, one... and... two... and... one... and... two... trust me, the ladies start tripping.

6. Perfume: Hmmmmm... no need to talk about this. It's as simple as I told you it'd be. The worst part, even a N1200 perfume can make a girl think, "Hmmm... just maybe"

7. Dress cute: Whether wearing the most expensive or the cheapest, as long as the color goes well and the clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering. If the guy con try add good shoe with correct belt, aha! "It is finished" again... Thank u Lord Jesus!

8. Clean Skin: O boy! I don't know where to start from in this one. A 20-something year old lady almost raped me when I was like 12 years old coz of my skin tone! Heck, why do you think ladies love holding babies and cuddling them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no blemish, no pimple, all clean, the ladies even start deceiving themselves. They be like, "wow... he's SO competing with me"

9. Deepened Voice: Another simple trick that throws girls off-balance. A guy's voice sounds deep, mustn't be bass, and the ladies start doing "ten ten" in their minds. Na wa o. Don't they even know this voice thing comes as early as puberty? God help my 18-year old bro... the guy must be having 'selection problem'.

10. Make U Think or Talk about S\ex! : What came to your mind when you saw that last word in RED. See what I mean? Once a guy jokes about the RED word, or writes about the RED word, or even sneezes a note about the RED word, ladies die once. It's like something falls off their brain and crashes into their "down there" causing irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and girls, I have to argue that girls love s\e.x more than us. They're just better at hiding it! But still, that's a good thing... wouldn't want my future virgin daughter come up to me like, "Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so scratching me, like this and like that... I just did it to get it over with Dad." Mehnnn... na faint!

HMMMM... the worst part, guys will still continue to deceive you even after reading this. God help us! Comments and bashing are welcome

Dumbest post ever written this month.

So if all of these 'watch-outs' in your dung-list is a RED ALERT for ladies, what then again could a guy at least possess to chat a lady up or exude when approaching a lady he likes ?

Do you not realize you've obliterated all the essence that bears the connection of striking an impression from a guy due to your revealer?

Perhaps you're too dimwitted to have figured that out before typing.

In your myopic and lewd mind, you generalized every dude out there is aiming to ultimately get laid. In your ravaged mindset, every ladies should be automatically defensive against any woo-er who is smooth-talking for he is a Casanova ?

Are you aware your vile list implies ladies should rather give listening ears to tattered, boorish and Frankenstein-looking guys than they should for any guy whose skin is naturally unblemished, or who got his British accent from being born abroad, wears his favorite cologne (not perfume ode) or who dresses unflamboyantly decent.

I'm sure you are a Yawu boy...it's guys like you that twists the minds of our ladies with money. I don't normally respond to stewpid topics like this which is deteriorating Nairalands worth these days, only Ifa can understand how come Nairaland has lost its appeal. I just couldn't help but to reply this misguided lists of yours.

You think it's easy to make a lady's rib crack? I'm sensing a psycho-sexual angle to this baloney you call advice because in your failure as a yawu boy, with lots of money to dispense, you find it difficult to sweep them off their feet without needing to flash cash, you know deep down your self that you got NO-GAME, muchless of making a lady giggle thus you came up with this litany of laments to relive your emotional turmoil hoping it hit the front page. Now that it has, I'm sure you're relieved and hopefully it gives you some feel of gratification judging by those Nairaland gals whose comments erroneously gives validation to the most r3tarded advice from Nairaland wisest.

Peace out.

supaslim:
yea Its parf of my daily routine now sef! I love smiling cos it makes my DIMPLE and OPEN TEETH obvoius!!!

and ur ear too
very open guy

hmmm considering all these points..
i wonder why i am still single

haha...true.by the way I like your sence of humor

........And the rest is history

rokiatu:
Deep voice, great smelling perfume, clean skin, soft voice tone, good humor, and cute smile has been used on me oooh

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Nice one op . . . . Expecially the deep voice aspect . . . Mehn it works for me . . . No matter who the lass be . . . London bridge must surely fall . . . .

mayayinks:
I tink girls also use dis trick too. Smiles, perfume, etc. Am I wrong

No you are not , plus long hairs , open cleeavage , low waist and nice hair sprays.

Liability:
no boy can use that trick on me.

I too strong

What is this person saying .
Are you trying to show super woman or prove unmovable

rokiatu:



If you think guys are liars girls are even a bigger_________

wise woman here! Ladies are we listening? She has confessed. Yall lie alot. Lol.

Ezibless:
I think some guys possess these qualities naturally na.



@op, if u know anyone,i don't mind being ''decieved'' sha

Look no further freakle..... Am here!
And 2 ur signature: Yes, I do.

Even after al dz,if i want to say no,nothn stops me

your profile is "unviewable" who are you? Just curious