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Save Ur Sperm For A Reward. by forex24(m): 4:44pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
Being a sperm donor takes two basic male desires — orgasms and money — and, in a seemingly "too good to be true" moment, combines them. That said, sperm banks hold to exceptionally high standards: The extensive, multi-layered screening process eliminates about 95% of us. To begin, you typically have to be between 18 and 35 years old, and in solid health. If invited in, you'll be given a sterile cup and offered "aides" in the form of movies or magazines, or both; just don't count on a hand job from the hottie at the front desk. You'll be instructed not to use a lubricant, as it can contaminate the "specimen" (or load, or wad, whichever you care to call it). Your boys will then be tested for everything from the obvious (sperm count) to the unexpected (forward momentum), and that's just for starters. If accepted as a donor, you'll earn between $250 to $750 per specimen. You'll be expected to rub one out into their cups two to three times per week and make a commitment to the program that lasts three months or longer depending on the policies of the clinic. Because they need a consistently potent specimen, you'll have to abstain from having an orgasm anywhere but at the clinic; and yes, they'll know if you're cheating on them. Sperm banks can be found in almost every major city, but because of discretion, they aren't always easy to locate. And we move from country to country with our team to work on d sperm. We are presently in Nigeria and have some clinic in part of the country. We have the head operator who you can call for assistance and question. be part of this and help our mothers and single parents. Call DR BEN ORHUE. On 08114900806 for any question. |
Re: Save Ur Sperm For A Reward. by Nobody: 4:16pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
What are the sperms used 4? |
Re: Save Ur Sperm For A Reward. by tundeotunba(m): 6:03am On Feb 22, 2015 |
Luedave:For making Yogurt |
Re: Save Ur Sperm For A Reward. by Nobody: 10:20am On Feb 22, 2015 |
tundeotunba:oh jeez is it sweet |
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