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1) wear the same bra for...an undetermined, yet very long time. Unless it smells. True/False


2) Getting naked and contouring our bodies in the mirror in the most absorbed way, in order to try and look skinny. lol (am so guilty of this).

3) watched themselves cry in the mirror at least once in a heavy cry session . You know after sobbing for 20 minutes, you want to see if you cry "prettily". Most of the time, it will be a disappointment.lol

4) Hold boobs while running downstairs

5) Naming their boobs


6) Let our legs get hairy until they see action

7) Admire other women's beauty, as well as be jealous of another woman's beauty.

Spend far too much time trying to pluck one eyebrow hair that won't go away.

9) Practice strip-teasing for yourself in front of a mirror. Determined never to strip for anyone else.Break rule. lol

10) When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull 'em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.

11) When trying to poop in the public, we try to pretend we're not in the stall and act dead silent if someone comes in. We won't poop until they left the bathroom.If they came to poop, there is usually a poop stalemate.Nobody wins in a poop stalemate.

12) Stabbed self in the eye with a mascara wand.

13) Squatting like a baseball catcher to stretch out freshly washed jeans.

14) Going out on a date? Starts getting ready like 2 or 3 hours beforehand just to make sure you're ready on time, and then rush the last 10 minutes before you have to leave you realize you only have just have of your face on and you're still in a towel.

15) Cried absolutely for no reason and felt stupid.lol

16) Cup shower water on boobies then unleash water torrent on toes.

17) Stayed up later than planned, only because the nail polish you applied 10 minutes ago is still dentable and you don't want to wake up to dented nail polish.

18) That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day.Best feelings ever. lol. - See more at: http://www.udokajane..de/2015/02/things-women-do-behind-closed-doors.html#more

SOURCE: http://www.udokajane..de/2015/02/things-women-do-behind-closed-doors.html#more

Errrr

1) wear the same bra for...an undetermined, yet very long time. Unless it smells. True/False?

Laugh don kill me here

13) Squatting like a baseball catcher to stretch out freshly washed jeans.

na so?

Being a woman is hardwork!

They fart too,so wetin make we come do ?

Choi all this

OK waiting for guys own

Naming their boobs

u mean like Taye and Kehinde... praise and worship...rice and beans..

teemanbastos:
u mean like Taye and Kehinde... praise and worship...rice and beans..

Same way guys name their D junior or baba kekere lolz!

no18


really the best feelings ever

Sarimah:
no18


really the best feelings ever

I've seen you before. A uniuyo student. Right?

LieDetector:
I've seen you before. A uniuyo student. Right?

yeah

Sarimah:
yeah

What a coincidence! I'm also a student but from a different campus, Nwaniba. I do come over to annex/town campus every once in a while.

LieDetector:
What a coincidence! I'm also a student but from a different campus, Nwaniba. I do come over to annex/town campus every once in a while.

I'm in town campus sha..where did u see me?

Sarimah:
I'm in town campus sha..where did u see me?

it was in town campus I saw you. We stared at each other for some secs before we walked past. Never knew we'd meet again. This time, in an online forum.

LieDetector:
it was in town campus I saw you. We stared at each other for some secs before we walked past. Never knew we'd meet again. This time, in an online forum.

lol...okay

Sarimah:
no18


really the best feelings ever

Whats actually the connection with the itch on your stomach with the removal of your bra? I can understand the reason for the itch on your back especially if it is around the area covered by the bra but what abouy that of the stomach? Is it more of a psychological thing?

uboma:



Whats actually the connection with the itch on your stomach with the removal of your bra? I can understand the reason for the itch on your back especially if it is around the area covered by the bra but what abouy that of the stomach? Is it more of a psychological thing?

i dunno...it just happens...its normal

Sarimah:
i dunno...it just happens...its normal

lol.

nice pix by the way

I'll admit I've done number 4, 5 and 15.

uboma:




lol.

nice pix by the way

thank you

Sarimah:
lol...okay

errrm. We can interact privately. Can't we?

OP you forgot lying stark naked in front of a fan with legs wide open so that the breeze will blow far into the uterus.

Most girls who live alone spend most of the day naked indoors and sleep nude.

Watch porn in secret and pretend they don't flick their bean (ie m.ast ur.bate)

Practice c.0ck sucking with a banana and swear they wont ever do it

Pray to attract a rich admirer.

Sarimah:
thank you

You are welcome

I do

1) wear the same bra for...an undetermined, yet very long time. Unless it smells. True/False


2) Getting Unclad and contouring our bodies in the mirror in the most absorbed way, in order to try and look skinny. lol (am so guilty of this).

7) Admire other women's beauty, as well as be jealous of another woman's beauty.

8 Spend far too much time trying to pluck one eyebrow hair that won't go away.

9) Practice strip-teasing for yourself in front of a mirror. Determined never to strip for anyone else.Break rule. (in my own case,i strip for some special person)

10) When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull 'em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.


12) Stabbed self in the eye with a mascara wand.

13) Squatting like a baseball catcher to stretch out freshly washed jeans.

14) Going out on a date? Starts getting ready like 2 or 3 hours beforehand just to make sure you're ready on time, and then rush the last 10 minutes before you have to leave you realize you only have just have of your face on and you're still in a towel.

15) Cried absolutely for no reason and felt silly.lol

16) Cup shower water on boobies then unleash water torrent on toes.

17) Stayed up later than planned, only because the nail polish you applied 10 minutes ago is still dentable and you don't want to wake up to dented nail polish.

18) That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day.Best feelings ever. lol.

This uniuyo boy and girl school never close, if I catch any of u doing any funny thing na cain I go whip una, but all d same @shrimah you try sha and is lyk I hv seen you also along that plaza/Ak axis near that area ppl bend down to pick cloths for #150 close to that techno building

funny thread.

LieDetector:
errrm. We can interact privately. Can't we?

okay

Sarimah:
okay

do justice to my PM