Caseless:
elder, help me cut small chewing stick abeg

entparrot:
We need to start taking this so called pastors for granted, then we can use our normal senses.

They are bunch of manipulators, starting from Adeboye, oyedepo to the bottom.

If obj die now, he has lived a fulfill life, @80 plus, what else has he not achieve?

Caseless:
As for oyedepo, he's on his own. Since he has the key to gate of hell, he should also have control over death.

blackjack21:

easy girl

nawtikid:
Wat has Oyedepo done to deserve dis much hate 4rm Nigerians

cjmike704:
u b muntula o. U are on you own sha

nawtikid:
Wat has Oyedepo done to deserve dis much hate 4rm Nigerians

Caseless:
As for oyedepo, he's on his own. Since he has the key to gate of hell, he should also have control over death.

ZKOSOSO:


Keep your filthy prayers to your pathethic self. Oyedepo cannot be killed like ordinary men!
He who keeps Oyedepo is greater than all!

Caseless:
i'm a guy
are u a gal?

Wealthyone:


Really? U were there when that was written?

BeeBeeOoh:
Just watching from afar in an unknown planet..

IdiAmin1:
Illiteracy, gullibility and desperation on the part of Nigerians (mostly ladies) keep making a star out of "god of men" like this. It's a pity

sakaguchi:
Wow! This is impressive. It is very easy to be a prophet in this Nigeria oo!


Me (Now known as a prophet): Brethren! Let's pray against post-election violence and killings, what I see is gory. I see bloodbath in Kaduna, Maiduguri, Bauchi and Katsina. I see protest in Lagos, Oshogbo and Edo. Let us pray hard for this election. I believe our prayer can stop this malevolent vision and save our country. Amen.


Just like that, I have said nothing. If violence happens, they'll say Prophet Sakaguchi said so, if it doesn't happen, I will say our prayers and fasting has thwarted the bloodbath and associated hues and cries. Just like that, I'll become big, collecting 10% of anything anybody makes and amass 1000% more wealth than any of my member gets. They'll say God is blessing me and will idolize me.

Chai! Nigerians! Which way?
When are we ever going to learn?
When other climes are making giant strides in Science and Technology, we are here conjuring useless prophecies.

I don't blame the pastor sha! I blame Nairaland for bringing useless posts like this to front page.
I will pray for this pastor and the Mod that brought this to FP. May God deliver them on this Sunday. Amen.

ZKOSOSO:


Keep your filthy prayers to your pathethic self. Oyedepo cannot be killed like ordinary men!
He who keeps Oyedepo is greater than all!

Caseless:
thank yo! I'm going to be fervently praying for baba to avert any danger hanging on his head cos he's a nationalist. Oyedepo wont get my prayers.

obongproff:
It is OBJ dat needs prayers. Besides, he's old enough to die na, so his death wont be a tragedy in my opinion.

Oyedepo is unkillable. He is a covenant child of God so early death is impossible except God choses to call him. And when his time comes, it wont be via plane crash or via any accident. If he has to go, it will be a peaceful death. He will just go to his room, lie down and sleep. Dats how prophets die, and not by plane crash.

Generals02:


Remember to come from that planet to vote for Buhari come March 28.

lamako:


Then who told you whether Oyedepo is an ordinary man or not?

pring:
That quote really revealed whom Oledepo is.

Guests:


Begi begi