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Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by Nobody: 1:56pm On Feb 22, 2015

Most if not all are lies

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by yorex2011: 1:56pm On Feb 22, 2015

Basically treat your woman right...

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Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by kika23(f): 1:56pm On Feb 22, 2015

AgapeCharis:
Ooh! Home based .............. (Complete it for me )

Do not derail the thread kiss

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by kika23(f): 1:58pm On Feb 22, 2015

krall:
Most if not all are lies

Please correct it/them, krall

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by Nobody: 1:59pm On Feb 22, 2015

kika23:

Do not derail the thread

Lemme comply because you're lightskinned

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Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by kika23(f): 2:02pm On Feb 22, 2015

AgapeCharis:
Lemme comply because you're lightskinned

Lol Charis.... wink

Thank you

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Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by Gamboh55(m): 2:03pm On Feb 22, 2015

Aprime:
OMG, I felt asleep twice whilst reading this.

So I have a question, aside from the ten commandments, are we also suppose to memorise this?

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by cassyrooy(m): 2:06pm On Feb 22, 2015

I'm in a cross-road here, they wants this, they want that, it's crazy attending to women in all manners of ways on a list. But what about those that end up calling guys mugu, mumu? Be honest with them, they treat you like trash, be rough and rugged you end up loosing them in your life.

For me, there are contradictions to these laws and i wont blink to compromise and live my life.

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by Nobody: 2:10pm On Feb 22, 2015

kika23:

Please correct it/them, krall

let me find the lies there first

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by Kajiang02(m): 2:19pm On Feb 22, 2015

kika23:

....
Thank you

What percentage ratio of the list should be attainable to become Charm?

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by ITbomb(m): 2:51pm On Feb 22, 2015

Only 24?
Make it a hundred.

The only law I know about handling girls (yeah girls not women) is "GIVE THEM MONEY"

A girl's only prayer is that the guy who gives her more money should not cheat on her and the rest of the 24 tales you wrote there.

You need proof? Ask Annie

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by kika23(f): 3:40pm On Feb 22, 2015

Kajiang02:

What percentage ratio of the list should be attainable to become Charm?

At least 60% grin

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by nawtikid(m): 3:49pm On Feb 22, 2015

Dis aint law, dis z constitution

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Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by Kajiang02(m): 3:57pm On Feb 22, 2015

kika23:

At least 60%

I can make over 85%. Yes I can. What a great Charm I'll be.
Trust me.

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by kika23(f): 4:16pm On Feb 22, 2015

Kajiang02:

I can make over 85%. Yes I can. What a great Charm I'll be.
Trust me.

That'd be cool wink

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by kika23(f): 4:16pm On Feb 22, 2015

nawtikid:
Dis aint law, dis z constitution

Loooooooool.....

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by Pheals(f): 5:51pm On Feb 22, 2015

God law is more than 10 do u know that? Does ten u knw are only main&populary one

AAlozie:
I try very hard to keep the laws of God which are just ten. And you want me to do all these because of a woman?

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by agrovick(m): 7:05pm On Feb 22, 2015

Hi Kika23, I know this sounds weird trust me it does cos this is not my style. But emmm u are one of the reasons I visit the romance section, you are funny (your e.love with Cork cracks me up) and from this thread it's obvious u can be serious when you choose to. Let's just sum this up as a piece from an admirer.

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by kika23(f): 7:22pm On Feb 22, 2015

Hi agrovic,

Thank you much... Happiness is knowing you have an admirer grin

.... I kid. I really appreciate you kiss

And mrcorck is the sweet e-darling.. The guy makes me laugh grin

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by Nobody: 7:25pm On Feb 22, 2015

It is a nice law dear.

Next time: Keep it concise, simple and clear. You know men have pea brain inside a magnum skull, short attention span, and complexity baffles them.

It's really not a fault of theirs. Most of the blood supply rushes to their appendage down below, and leave very little for highly neural synaptic complexes in their brains required for reading, deciphering and storing laws; let alone female laws.

You see how short and simple God kept the 10 commandment is; and God would know; yet......

Ho ho...oho...No she didn't..... shocked

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by Nobody: 7:55pm On Feb 22, 2015

if you love her....As in really,truly love her....you'll keep those laws unknowingly.

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Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by agrovick(m): 8:20pm On Feb 22, 2015

kika23:
Hi agrovic,
Thank you much... Happiness is knowing you have an admirer .... I kid. I really appreciate you
And mrcorck is the sweet e-darling.. The guy makes me laugh

Hahaha, thank God u are light skinned.. When will u be going to his Peckham grin

and it's agrovick not agrovic (the latter sounds Serbian)

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by kika23(f): 8:52pm On Feb 22, 2015

agrovick:

Hahaha, thank God u are light skinned.. When will u be going to his Peckham and it's agrovick not agrovic (the latter sounds Serbian)

soon, he's coming back to "that Nigeria" very soon to take me to London cheesy

Pardon the spelling...

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by themejiwalker(m): 11:25pm On Feb 22, 2015

kika23:

soon, he's coming back to "that Nigeria" very soon to take me to London
Pardon the spelling...

That guy and his Peckham dreams tho angry

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by Acekidc4(m): 10:53am On Feb 23, 2015

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If I hear!!

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by kika23(f): 10:58am On Feb 23, 2015

themejiwalker:

That guy and his Peckham dreams tho

He lives in London!! Don't be jealous..(No oofiencee) angry

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by Acekidc4(m): 10:58am On Feb 23, 2015

Chizzy20:
nyc1 op. Women re wonderful creature's so we nid to b treated wit care.

For ur Dream Abi!! U pple(WOMEN) should be treated like Animals(DOGs) some of u women re notin but She-goats.

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by Acekidc4(m): 11:06am On Feb 23, 2015

AAlozie:
I try very hard to keep the laws of God which are just ten. And you want me to do all these because of a woman?

.

D woman dey mad na if she expect me to keep dose nonsense idiotic Rules n Laws!! They re d main reason MEN treat dem Badly!!

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by Acekidc4(m): 11:08am On Feb 23, 2015

Aprime:
OMG, I felt asleep twice whilst reading this.

So I have a question, aside from the ten commandments, are we also suppose to memorise this?

Are u actually Minding d ignorant OP? Nonsense!!

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by Acekidc4(m): 11:12am On Feb 23, 2015

kika23:

Well..... Yea

Miss.... Na OYO u dey meaning...... ON YOU OWN!!

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by Acekidc4(m): 11:21am On Feb 23, 2015

nawtikid:
Dis aint law, dis z constitution

Lol!! Constitution For Sure!!

Re: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by Acekidc4(m): 11:29am On Feb 23, 2015

agrovick:
Hi Kika23, I know this sounds weird trust me it does cos this is not my style. But emmm u are one of the reasons I visit the romance section, you are funny (your e.love with Cork cracks me up) and from this thread it's obvious u can be serious when you choose to. Let's just sum this up as a piece from an admirer.

U Sir re a Big Fool!! U go n Admire some oda girls outside Nairaland!! Dos dis place look like a dating or Wooing site to u. Nonsense!!!

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