Crazy thing I did hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... Did. A lot of them ....... Ok I remember running from a senior student cause I owed him money ran away from the hostel after prep hours and slept in the classroom through out the night crazy thing was I didn't get caught though hordes of naval officials always patrolled the classrooms after lights out .... #NNSSPH

thaoriginator:
O boy when I was in jss3 some bad as friend convince me and we went to a place called school 2 where boys go to smoke weed.. Meanwhile I've forming drug baron in school that I smoke anything smoke-able but all na lie o, I only manage to smoke white london.. O boy na so dis bad types go bring igboh come o, so climb on a tree, one of them rolled up and pass me as I collected it with confidence and started blazing like a veteran.. We finished smoking and everybody climb down the tree but I was left up there.. The tree that is not even up to 10ft all of a sudden turned burj khalifa in my eyes I couldn't get down I started crying for help and they all kept laughing.. At last one of em had to help me down.. We go to school and I couldn't do anything but sleep the whole day before I wake up boys don enter my locker o finish all my foods stuff na boarding school hundry waya me for the whole week I no fit cry I just look like mumu.

Dis experience funny die.

yahx:
wow so howw was d madness experience like? U comot cloth ??

I danced round my hostel throwing stones at people

Scaling the school fence during class hours to Cinema to watch Rambo I & II blood and Ninja movies.
Keeping bad company is bad I tell ya. My first experience. I defiled the threat that Police raids cinemas sometimes and arrest visitors, because I was emboldened by accomplices

AndreRose:

You school for Enugu?

No. Why did u ask?

1. Stole water from the house master quarters.

2. Collected food on behalf of the house master but never delivered the food to his quarters.

3. Stole fried fish from the school kitchen (the entire school suffered this, because they ate without fish in the afternoon)

4. Set trap for house master, such that when he enters the hostel, planks from my bunk will eventually fall on his head.

5. Lied to the principal that my parents are not in Nigeria, so they can't really suspend me because I have no where to go.

6. Used mobile phone even though it was prohibited.

7. Roam around girls hostel late in the night, in search to garri and milk.

8. Switching off the light by removing 'cut-out' during social night on Saturday.

I had my crew, we did most of this crime together, I was just the brain box. Am a changed man though.

Sarimah:
I danced round my hostel throwing stones at people

Why deh nor tie u against tree?

Well let me see,.. I didn't do anything cus i was d shy type in school








Besides i attended a missionary school

Kids just playfully hit me and run away so I made a 'power napkin'. Loosened the 4 ends of napkin, carefully sewed lil ball bearings into them. Always Kept the napkin hanging on my shoulders on the playground, anyone who hits me and is running away, I would simply give them a swipe on their head or back, they are sooooo stunned! Lmao

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In every class, i have crazy stories of things i did. Some are just crazier. As a student i hated writing notes, in jss2 it backfired. i stole my friend's note to get 10 marks d boy found out n reported, i was beaten mercilessly by the teacher and forced to write a term's note without marks. in ss2 as class captain for maths, i was the only one who submitted a particular assignment, angrily, my teacher said he would beat every other student (this nigga can flog) when i turned back i saw some girls were already shivering some boys were preparing their backs, d bad ones were sensing death threats to me. immediately i assessed the situation i decided to play jesus, i offered to take the strokes for the class. Half way through my teacher looked in wy eyes watery and had compassion on his captain. e remain two more strokes na cry i for dey cry.

menix:
My school supplies our textbook, fee included in our skool fee.
SS3 1st term: Got info of som notorious boiz making real cash frm going to collect books lik Ababio, Nelkon, oxford dict. Nd loads of oda expensive books frm d store nd leaves no record.

Been d Lord of my own platoon of boiz we went into d store on six diff. Days collected as much as we could carry nd this same office is manned by 3 naval personnels buh boiz were not smiling then..

Mile 2 bridge then was were we had book colonies, nd d igbo boiz kept encouraging us until d mkt was saturated..

Wen yawa gas Navy authorities stormed dat mkt buh as per being ontop our game only som greedy ones frm d oda group paid d price of explusion...

SS3 2nd term I did not pay any skool fee cous d skool were owing mii..

Onward Together Forever!

menix:
My school supplies our textbook, fee included in our skool fee.
SS3 1st term: Got info of som notorious boiz making real cash frm going to collect books lik Ababio, Nelkon, oxford dict. Nd loads of oda expensive books frm d store nd leaves no record.

Been d Lord of my own platoon of boiz we went into d store on six diff. Days collected as much as we could carry nd this same office is manned by 3 naval personnels buh boiz were not smiling then..

Mile 2 bridge then was were we had book colonies, nd d igbo boiz kept encouraging us until d mkt was saturated..

Wen yawa gas Navy authorities stormed dat mkt buh as per being ontop our game only som greedy ones frm d oda group paid d price of explusion...

SS3 2nd term I did not pay any skool fee cous d skool were owing mii..

navy abk?? if yes, so you where amongst does guys that jacked my locker and took my ababio

Lol fast girlie o * if na. My skul u dey we for flog d madness comot

(Precisely in jss1,when we al were attaining the age of puberty, whenever i sat close to a female classmate, i would bend my head, and touch the busts(during. Lessons oo)...... ..







. . Until d day i was caught.... )

When your teacher was 25yrs old, how old are you then?

ceejay80s:
I fuuccked my teacher from behind when I was in ss2,
In 3D view
Na me dey mark test papers then, we were the only one left in school, me & her, she was about 25yrs then

I'm fond of using my bumbum to spell my name if am asked my name.

Rapmoney:

Why deh nor tie u against tree?

they want make I bite their ear commot?

asids55:


navy abk?? if yes, so you where amongst does guys that jacked my locker and took my ababio

Hahahahahaha.....
Abk learnt frm us..
Hope CNS aint on diz forum...

iwriterng:
1. Stole water from the house master quarters.

2. Collected food on behalf of the house master but never delivered the food to his quarters.

3. Stole fried fish from the school kitchen (the entire school suffered this, because they ate without fish in the afternoon)

4. Set trap for house master, such that when he enters the hostel, planks from my bunk will eventually fall on his head.

5. Lied to the principal that my parents are not in Nigeria, so they can't really suspend me because I have no where to go.

6. Used mobile phone even though it was prohibited.

7. Roam around girls hostel late in the night, in search to garri and milk.

8. Switching off the light by removing 'cut-out' during social night on Saturday.

I had my crew, we did most of this crime together, I was just the brain box. Am a changed man though.

My guy, laff wan finish me here U too funny, I swear!

SMALLPENIS:
See as dem book space

What kind of name is this? Small Penniss? If you are a woman, why aren't you "tight vaaggina?"

Sarimah:
they want make I bite their ear commot?

Chai! I dey fear u o! This one na anoda level

Rapmoney:

No. Why did u ask?

I know a school that the students does same thing with what you did

I used to peep under the desk to see girls.. Now "ladies" panties... N something, I go to sch with mirror... For the purpose.

Given an assignment bout mineral resource and location. Wanted my to b different so as to score high mark so I wrote
Garri ----- ijebu
Fish-------epe
Yam-------kogi
Cow--------hausa
Cocoa-------ondo

Back then...

One of the TP student was about to write on blackboard she was puting on tyt dress and pencil skirt...i was seating on d front roll dat day, we d bad niggas eyes focus on her backside...unlucky to her she askd me to give her duster. I brought the duster instead of handing it over to her i drop it on the floor cus i knw she won't b able to bend down due to wat she is wearing,and if she try bending she will endup messing up herself( d pencil skirt fit tear)..immdiately i drop d duster i zoom off to my seat..(all dis while she was busy turning d pages of her note) time to collect duster she no fit bend down...WE LAFF HER,shame catch her.......she vex comote from class


SS3 we flog hell out one junior student d guy pretending like say em don faint,guys no send we open sachet KLIN(detergent) pour for him mounth....d way d guy take run standup from ground....like usan bolt

Rapmoney:

Chai! I dey fear u o! This one na anoda level

Lol....I became the most feared js3 student

menix:


Hahahahahaha.....
Abk learnt frm us..
Hope CNS aint on diz forum...

if I hear... navy abk always set standards..others followed..I don't know about now...but back then..it was abk all the way..plus which one u been dey?

I guess paying the tuition fees of my crush with my own fees and missing out the whole damn term stands out amongst the endless diablerie and devilry I churned out while a boy.

MizMyColi:
Rub and Shine

Did u attend FGC Ido-ani.

portaableg:
I'm fond of using my bumbum to spell my name if am asked my name.

I don't get it How did u do that?

Built2last:
I attended a burden school and did crazy things

I bathed outside the bathroom severally. between 6 to 7.30am you will find over 5 boys displaying all sizes of joystick.
in that era nobody knew anthing called gay.

I did shotput...this simply entails one Shi.ting inside black leather bag and threw accross the fence...

Chissoossss

Burden school,english has been murdered,me sef attend hardship skul