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I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(m): 6:49pm On Feb 23, 2015
I love my girlfriend so much that it hurts me..right here in my heart. I never planned of having an affair with any other woman at all. Last week, I went to visit her but she wasn't at home. Her step sister, Nkiru, told me to wait for her instead of going back to my place. I agreed.

Few minutes later, she called me to help take cornflakes and vegetable from the upper counter claiming that she was hungry. She was putting on only a long sleeve, as she stretches I could easily see her puss.y but I had to play blind. As I was trying to help out, she started rubbing her bre..asf against my back, I turned..we started kissing..carried her to her room and made love to her.

She called me few hours ago that she's pregnant

I think I'm in love with her now. Have a relationship with her and her sister or cover up the se.x and move on?

Topic was composed by a close friend..not me. @Ishilove
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by daimsy(f): 6:50pm On Feb 23, 2015
Lol lol lol
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Enegod(m): 6:52pm On Feb 23, 2015
congrats...You will soon become a father
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(m): 6:53pm On Feb 23, 2015
Enegod:
congrats...You will soon become a father

She ought to deliver by next month. I think I will just marry her.
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Nobody: 6:53pm On Feb 23, 2015
congratuloooooooobia..........

#mumumugu

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Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Nobody: 6:54pm On Feb 23, 2015
Some Nairalanders with their wonders.
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Enegod(m): 6:55pm On Feb 23, 2015
Bigpotato:


She ought to deliver by next month. I think I will just marry her.
ok, I give you my blessing
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by MrCork: 6:59pm On Feb 23, 2015
Bigpotato:
I love my girlfriend so much that it hurts me..right here in my heart. I never planned of having an affair with any other woman at all. Last week, I went to visit her but she wasn't at home. Her step sister, Nkiru, told me to wait for her instead of going back to my place. I agreed.

Few minutes later, she called me to help take cornflakes and vegetable from the upper counter claiming that she was hungry. She was putting on only a long sleeve, as she stretches I could easily see her puss.y but I had to play blind. As I was trying to help out, she started rubbing her bre..asf against my back, I turned..we started kissing..carried her to her room and made love to her.

She called me few hours ago that she's pregnant

I think I'm in love with her now. Have a relationship with her and her sister or cover up the se.x and move on?

Topic was composed by a close friend..not me. @Ishilove


....iz she light skin? angry
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(m): 7:00pm On Feb 23, 2015
MrCork:



....iz she light skin? angry

Yeah very..you know the girl?
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by MrCork: 7:02pm On Feb 23, 2015
Bigpotato:


Yeah very..you know the girl?


...yep...I think we Nyanshed 3 week ago..nice babe! smiley

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Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(m): 7:03pm On Feb 23, 2015
MrCork:



...yep...I think we Nyanshed 3 week ago..nice babe! smiley

Chisos shocked

Then it must be your baby now. Congrats!
#OffTheHook

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Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Nobody: 7:05pm On Feb 23, 2015
pictures or else..........
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by MrCork: 7:05pm On Feb 23, 2015
Bigpotato:


Chisos shocked

Then it must be your baby now. Congrats!
#OffTheHook


....of which hook??......bro I didn't pour inside....NADA....U berrra get back and start preparing to be a daddy!! angry

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Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(m): 7:08pm On Feb 23, 2015
MrCork:



....of which hook??......bro I didn't pour inside....NADA....U berrra get back and start preparing to be a daddy!! angry

Neither did I. Except there's a third party we know nothing of cheesy
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(m): 7:09pm On Feb 23, 2015
diddydiva:
pictures or else..........

Not now. She's at the hospital
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Nobody: 7:12pm On Feb 23, 2015
Bigpotato:


Not now. She's at the hospital
hmmmmmm

I really don't believe your story.

but


CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Samiceman: 7:12pm On Feb 23, 2015
Bigpotato:

She ought to deliver by next month. I think I will just marry her.
Bigpotato:
I love my girlfriend so much that it hurts me..right here in my heart. I never planned of having an affair with any other woman at all. Last week, I went to visit her but she wasn't at home. Her step sister, Nkiru, told me to wait for her instead of going back to my place. I agreed.

Few minutes later, she called me to help take cornflakes and vegetable from the upper counter claiming that she was hungry. She was putting on only a long sleeve, as she stretches I could easily see her puss.y but I had to play blind. As I was trying to help out, she started rubbing her bre..asf against my back, I turned..we started kissing..carried her to her room and made love to her.

She called me few hours ago that she's pregnant

I think I'm in love with her now. Have a relationship with her and her sister or cover up the se.x and move on?

Topic was composed by a close friend..not me. @Ishilove
Ladies in the house, abeg na how many days una dey use get belle now?

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Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Droidbot: 7:13pm On Feb 23, 2015
Op, take both of them in
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Nobody: 7:14pm On Feb 23, 2015
Fucking troll angry
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(m): 7:15pm On Feb 23, 2015
diddydiva:

hmmmmmm

I really don't believe your story.

but


CONGRATULATIONS!!!

It's the fact..no fragment of falsification attached to it.
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Samiceman: 7:15pm On Feb 23, 2015
MrCork:



....of which hook??......bro I didn't pour inside....NADA....U berrra get back and start preparing to be a daddy!! angry
I have a girl as pretty as Rihanna, but she's dark skinned... Interested?
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(m): 7:16pm On Feb 23, 2015
Samiceman:
Ladies in the house, abeg na how many days una dey use get belle now?

She got pregnant twice
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Samiceman: 7:19pm On Feb 23, 2015
Bigpotato:


She got pregnant twice
undecided
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(m): 7:21pm On Feb 23, 2015
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by MrCork: 7:22pm On Feb 23, 2015
Samiceman:
I have a girl as pretty as Rihanna, but she's dark skinned... Interested?

angry
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by sirlaw2(m): 7:24pm On Feb 23, 2015
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Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Droidbot: 7:28pm On Feb 23, 2015
sirlaw2:
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drunkard!
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Nobody: 7:31pm On Feb 23, 2015
Congrats. U have succeeded in making your father a sudden grandpa
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(m): 7:32pm On Feb 23, 2015
wristwatch:
Congrats. U have succeeded in making your father a sudden grandpa

angry
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by naijaboiy: 7:36pm On Feb 23, 2015
Wrong thread undecided
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by sirlaw2(m): 7:36pm On Feb 23, 2015
Droidbot:


drunkard!
well, if dats d case, i will not be held responsible for anything i do here cos it can now be argued that i did it under the influence of alchohol...
Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by spanzed(m): 8:04pm On Feb 23, 2015
I can't help but laff......

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