At first, I hated her for locking my topics and having to give me stress of opening a similar account since she somehow used her magic tricks to prevent me from opening any further threads. I had to PM her to rectify such nuisance but she lied to me..Ishilove lied to me. She said it was the service and that it would blow over. To be on a single path with her, I created another account and try to use or abuse, as she lovingly stated in her pm, the 'create topic' button and guess what!, it worked like a miracle on my first try.

Finding that she's actually female, sort of, made me like her. Last night, I didn't have much sleep cuz her supposed image and smile was flickering deep down in my thought. Could it be that I'm falling, Could it be big potato is falling for someone with magic tricks to make one soul miserable on NL? Could it be that this disciplinarian was right along? Could this be love or love of a smaller version still waiting to stroll out from the Chambers within?

I know I've offended you in some many ways and I've made your job as a mod here kinda levelled up since my existence on both accounts(vice versa). It's just that I needed your attention. I wanted to see your post mixed with awe and anger so I could try to atleast, know you.

Ishilove, if you get to see this, which I'm certain you would, do forgive me and give me the chance to know you.

My Ishilove...My Darling!!


Guys, I'm not playing o!

Hope she's light-skinned though or as MrCork would hope. Gm Sir!

vjsmiles:

abeg no tag am slap, twould b considered an animal abuse

oya ishilove, come and lock am again oya ishilove, come and talk ur own...

sirlaw2:
oya ishilove, come and lock am again oya ishilove, come and talk ur own...

I don't expect her saying anything though. She's somewhat reserved.

Ishilove will you at least say something. I doubt its right but imma lay down a 2hrs ultimatum. Post or I deactivate my acc

The latter Wil favour most people here

Lol. You gat jokes.

Your threads belong in the jokes section, so when you post kindly don't post them in Romance. I wouldn't want to ban you for breaking the rules, being the funny fellow you are.

Rule 18.

Ishilove:
Lol. You gat jokes.

Your threads belong in the jokes section, so when you post kindly don't post them in Romance. I wouldn't want to ban you for breaking the rules, being the funny fellow you are.

Rule 18.

See, I'm actually serious.

If u want I can prove it!

Yeah, my previous threads might prove you unworthy of your love but in this case, I'm serious..no smiles

Ishilove:
Lol. You gat jokes.

Your threads belong in the jokes section, so when you post kindly don't post them in Romance. I wouldn't want to ban you for breaking the rules, being the funny fellow you are.

Rule 18.

lol u r so kind. Feel like buyin u a drink.

Cutehector:
lol u r so kind. Feel like buyin u a drink.

Can u tell her I'm for real?

Bigp0tato:


Can u tell her I'm for real?

u knw u r crazy. If u are for real den quit ur trolling habit!and grow up. Den she may gv u a chance

Cutehector:
lol u r so kind. Feel like buyin u a drink.

How nice of you.

Ishilove:

How nice of you.

d guy can be such a jerk. Sometimes his foolish posts make me laff too.

Bigp0tato:
Yeah, my previous threads might prove you unworthy of your love but in this case, I'm serious..no smiles

No offence,but you want the love of a Nairaland username?

Cutehector:
d guy can be such a jerk. Sometimes his foolish posts make me laff too.

I can imagine

Cutehector:
u knw u r crazy. If u are for real den quit ur trolling habit!and grow up. Den she may gv u a chance

Well not the reply I was hoping for.

Ishilove:

No offence,but you want the love of a Nairaland username?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp-EO5I60KA


How I feel

I Googled you up. Pls don't mind Cutehector. He's only trying to win you over using my flaw as his deadly tactic

Bigp0tato:


Well not the reply I was hoping for.

I guess the truth is birra. Now go and sin no more. Ur sins hav been forgiven

Ishilove do u want me to leave?

Cutehector:
I guess the truth is birra. Now go and sin no more. Ur sins hav been forgiven

Oh u must have thought I cared..I don't!

Bigp0tato:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp-EO5I60KA


How I feel

I Googled you up. Pls don't mind Cutehector. He's only trying to win you over using my flaw as his deadly tactic

the strEet is military bro. Dnt be weak. Be strong.

Bigp0tato:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp-EO5I60KA


How I feel

I Googled you up. Pls don't mind Cutehector. He's only trying to win you over using my flaw as his deadly tactic

Lmao. Character

Bigp0tato:
Ishilove do u want me to leave?

Nope. Just want you to stop spamming

Cutehector:
the strEet is military bro. Dnt be weak. Be strong.

Then don't make it hard for me na. Be my Nigga and help a bro out

Bigp0tato:


Oh u must have thought I cared..I don't!

look, I will handle u squarely in dis nairaland. Befor u were born, I am.

Ishilove:

Lmao. Character

Did u watch?

Seriously, I think I've feelings for u

Bigp0tato:



Then don't make it hard for me na. Be my Nigga and help a bro out

is it not simple? If u want my help den stop trolling. If u r my buddy in nairaland, u will fluorish like the roses of sharon.

Cutehector:
is it not simple? If u want my help den stop trolling. If u r my buddy in nairaland, u will fluorish like the roses of sharon.

Lmao!! Do we start being buds right away..or I've to apologize?

smh²

Ishilove you lift my heart even when my body is down.

#Latch