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Why Is The Buttocks Black.? by xpac01(m): 1:44pm On Feb 25, 2015
This has kept me wondering since my secondary school days. Why is the buttocks black, especially male buttocks.
Any traditional or scientific reason is welcome.
Re: Why Is The Buttocks Black.? by chromoTop: 1:48pm On Feb 25, 2015
You sit on it and fart from it undecided Isn't that obvious? angry

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Re: Why Is The Buttocks Black.? by Nobody: 1:48pm On Feb 25, 2015
We use our buttocks to sitdown more often and we as black africans are bount to have black bum bum...those ladies with yellow bum bum dun rub caro white ontop
Re: Why Is The Buttocks Black.? by bauer00: 1:53pm On Feb 25, 2015
me sef dey wonder o o ....because i even noticed dat most light skinned nigerian also have dark buttocks

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Re: Why Is The Buttocks Black.? by SirShymexx: 2:01pm On Feb 25, 2015
Only black folks have that ish.

So, your question should be directed to the black/African gods. grin

Anyway, I think it has to do with melanin.
Re: Why Is The Buttocks Black.? by Nobody: 2:21pm On Feb 25, 2015
Why are TISSUE PAPERS/TOILETRIES WHITE....?

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Re: Why Is The Buttocks Black.? by xpac01(m): 2:52pm On Feb 25, 2015
Justdulla:
We use our buttocks to sitdown more often and we as black africans are bount to have black bum bum...those ladies with yellow bum bum dun rub caro white ontop
lol.
Re: Why Is The Buttocks Black.? by mumumugu(m): 2:56pm On Feb 25, 2015
xpac01:
This has kept me wondering since my secondary school days. Why is the buttocks black, especially male buttocks.
Any traditional or scientific reason is welcome.

mumus law of black ass

the colour of ones arse is directly related to the cube of the colour of ones faeces and DOUBLE ONE complexion.

I;e A = F3 + 2C

A=ass colour
S =SHIT COLOUR
c=complexion.


Yellow shit,yellow body=yellow nyansh
Re: Why Is The Buttocks Black.? by xpac01(m): 2:56pm On Feb 25, 2015
chromoTop:
You sit on it and fart from it undecided Isn't that obvious? angry
But friction was supposed to make a surface lighter.
Re: Why Is The Buttocks Black.? by xpac01(m): 2:59pm On Feb 25, 2015
mumumugu:


mumus law of black ass

the colour of ones arse is directly related to the cube of the colour of ones faeces and DOUBLE ONE complexion.

I;e A = F3 + 2C

A=ass colour
S =SHIT COLOUR
c=complexion.


Yellow shit,yellow body=yellow nyansh
Hahahah. . . This mumu no go kill person for NL o! Humourously intelligent tho.
Re: Why Is The Buttocks Black.? by SAMBARRY: 9:24pm On Feb 25, 2015
Some people ask the most ridiculous questions.



Op why is your blood red and not blue or green

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Re: Why Is The Buttocks Black.? by Nobody: 10:16pm On Feb 25, 2015
SAMBARRY:
Some people ask the most ridiculous questions.



Op why is your blood red and not blue or green
well..he is not worried about the blood cause its general, he is only worried about our bum cause its different frot the whites

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Re: Why Is The Buttocks Black.? by Nobody: 2:04am On Feb 26, 2015
Lol..funny thread.

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