zick19:

Lolz.... Which one be slapist again

Twaci:
The time I poured cra-cra (devil beans) in a boy's school bag........

WHAT?! He pissed me off.

Cutehector:
lol. Hey, u'v not been replyn, I ddnt wana tink odawise so I tot maybe I should let u knw here

Twaci:
I haven't? Didn't see anything oh!

Sarimah:
interesting

mine is too numerous to mention

Justeenaleo:


Slapper na
Slapist: person wey dey slap another person 10times and the person wey him dey slap just stand there him come dey give am slap 123456789 10.

Equado:
she tore the money i gave her and threw d particles on my face in the presence of so many people. well,that was 10yrs ago.

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Sarimah:
interesting

mine is too numerous to mention

Twaci:
The time I poured cra-cra (devil beans) in a boy's school bag........

WHAT?! He pissed me off.

Mhizizzy:
I screamed 'leave me alone ' in a quiet lecture theatre wen a crazy Guy sat bsyd me...he has been stalking me..I tot he wuz a cultist.

Crocz:
My 2nd year in Uni...I was going for a stroll at night, usually to one of the reading rooms (not to read, I don't read in night classes...I was on a mission )....then there was this gurl walking in front of me receiving call, suddenly she tripped and dropped her phone...and unfortunately it fell into the gutter, what made matters worse was that the gutter was sealed but the phone dropped through the space left on the gutter seal. I helped her up and she said to me in the most calm and pitiful voice "pls help me get my phone, it fell down there'
O boi, I looked down the gutter the place dark ehn!...what do I know resides in there?.. I thought at first no way I'm gonna go down there but then what kinda man will I be if I don't help her.
So I went to the end of the gutter (fortunately for me it's dry), crawled in and proceeded to where the phone was. It felt like I was crawling round the whole world in a dark tunnel. Chai!..mosquitoes bit me, ant stung me, I hit my head, cobwebs all over my face, I even woke up some sleeping lizards ...finally, I got the phone got out and handed it over to her...waiting to claim my reward of atleast a kiss or a hug ,that's when this dude showed up and whisked her away. She was actually talking to him when she tripped and he's her bf.

In all, I didn't get a "thank you" from her stone faced bf and my market spoil that night, I had to abort my mission for that night cos I looked horrible

zick19:
Let me start first

This happened back then in secondary school, there was this girl called Tosin, she is neither my friend nor enemy but on this faithful day, an argument arose between both of us and the next thing she said was that she was going to slap my face and i was like "I swear!!! If you try it, i'm gonna give you 10 in return" and before a blink of eye, a dirty slap landed on my face and my mates started laughing me, but as a man of my words, i just moved a step closer to her and i started lancing her slap as if i was playing tennis, her cries called the attention of our vp and the vp still got her punished for slapping me 1st but later in the day i regretted my action and i went to apologize to her....

Now, share yours
#zick_diqsaw

dstnd:
is that so?

Prymestrr:

Lol... That's hilarious dude! Shit happens...

Sarimah:
yep

hifaif:


You this sonsabitch tried to call me out cos of one bucktoothed girl. With this post, I have realized you are just a simpleminded ediot.

Check the title of this thread and wipe out the gbagaun in it.

bond77:


U poured devil beans into his bag? no no no no this is extreme

Wat u poured into his bag is a personification of the kind of person you are

A devil

Twaci:
Don't tempt me honey. I know where u live...

Justeenaleo:
Osheeeeeeeey
Slapist!

zick19:

pls, watz the meaning of devil beans i jez don't gerrit...

Twaci:
I know where u live too....

Then u will gerrit

zick19:

seriously, tell me na

Twaci:
Don't tempt me honey. I know where u live...

Twaci:
Ok, this one important fact u should know about D-beans, it itches the hell outta u. Even u wey grind am go suffer am.

Just one touch......

zick19:

It seem u re not getting me right what is devil beans? datz all i wanna know not facts about devil beans