So you want to send your kids to school. And you’re looking through a catalog of schools…and then come across the following names……

Proper Arsenal International Secondary School: I would not have believed this one if I had not seen their school buses myself while on a BRT bus somewhere at Ojota. I had to be sure my eyes were seeing properly. What would make a someone name a school Proper Arsenal? Was there improper Arsenal. Or Proper Chelsea? Or Liverpool? Jusy imagine being a graduate of said school and you’re asked to give a short bi of yourself while speaking at a condference:

“My name is Okolo Adebola Yusuf. I attended Proper Arsenal Secondary School……..”

The sniggering that would follow that will haunt you for the rest of your life.


Bolafag (Memorial?) Secondary School - Look, there is nothing wrong in the Bola that started the name…..as there is in the “gay” that ended it. One would think it is a school for homosexuals. Students of this school would never live down the fun that would be poked at them by students of other schools. The only thing that would be worse than this would be Gay Pride International Schools.

Bankys Private School – I don’t know what a Bankys is. And the only Banky we’re all familiar with is the bald headed Banky W. When he created a school and named it after himself, I have no idea. Or is someone trying to leverage on the popularity of his name to sell a school?

Aunty Ayo International Secondary School – Someone should explain why the “Aunty” in the name of the school is such a necessity. Next we’ll see cousin, uncle and My Pikin Secondary School.

Laweezy School – There would have been nothing wrong with the name f this school if it did not sound like the name of a rapper. The head of the school must be called a “Boss” (pronounced the way Rick Ross does it – baws)

Rolex Comprehensive College – No, you didn’t read that wrong.

Jextoban Secondary School– Is it just me or does that sound like the name of a drug?

IQ Academy – Really?

Things To Come International Academy – The secondary school for “Things That Have Gone Primary School”.

Titsall Global Schools – Tits all?

Rahinna Model Primary and Secondary School – I could swear someone made a type while typing the school’s license. It was probably mean tot be Rihanna Model etc…

Now we’ve all seen the pictures of Facebook School and President Barrack Obama Senior High School. I don’t want to believe those till I see them with both my eyes. Got any more crazy school names? Add em up!!!

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LOL!

LOL! Some schools names are just funny!
I know one school - Uncle Bado memorial school in kaduna

I pay attention to school names. It matters for me. There are names that have really put me off and some that have really appealed to me while scouting for a school for my child.

Alapeere high school.
Mustard seed group of schools
Omoleye nursery n primary school

Ijaiye Ojokoro comprehensive high school.
Umbrella nursery & primary school in Apapa.
Wolex polytechnic, Lagos.

@Mr. Senb, even though you said secondary schools, I couldnt resist putting that of other levels.
Excuse my audacity.

; kings and queens college
Rumuigbo community sec school
isiokpo commercial school
dogmax private institute
......

Mama Nnkechi and Papa Nnkechi International group of Schools. Warri, Delta St.

Adaze brains secondary school!

Bleeping Hilarious!

Obama school

Tuntheycr7: Mama Nnkechi and Papa Nnkechi International group of Schools. Warri, Delta St.

lolz.
Such name will turn any sane parent off!

Tuntheycr7: Mama Nnkechi and Papa Nnkechi International group of Schools. Warri, Delta St.

seriously
Then it must be the sch Senb attended!
Lolz

These were the ones I found when my I was looking for a school for my sis for junior sec:
Select primary and second sch
Normal primary and secondary school
Great powers college

*forgotten the fourth one** I didn't even bother to enter the gate.. Their names turned me off

Kingslaw: ; kings and queens college
Rumuigbo community sec school
isiokpo commercial school
dogmax private institute
......

dogmax?!!!!

lmao

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Ajibel: These were the ones I found when my I was looking for a school for my sis for junior sec:
Select primary and second sch
Normal primary and secondary school
Great powers college

*forgotten the fourth one** I didn't even bother to enter the gate.. Their names turned me off

Great powers? Are they training mutants?

mutants!!! lmao!!

adebayo201: seriously
Then it must be the sch Senb attended!
Lolz

Na u talk am o

I attended proper arsenal college (PAC)

LOl

You never see Clueless Janja.weed Secondary School for Otuoke?

The South west can have Memorial Schools sha.

I Rep FGGC, Bwari, Abuja.

Pro unitate

Gejite Nursery n Primary School ; An Affiliate to Dame high school .... in BaGa_Borno state

Sapati international school in Ilorin

Ok.