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Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by kaywiluv(f): 5:06pm On Mar 02, 2015
Kingslaw:
; kings and queens college
Rumuigbo community sec school
isiokpo commercial school
dogmax private institute
......

Dogmax kwa... My guess Doglas n maxwell

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Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by LogicPower(m): 5:11pm On Mar 02, 2015
odinese:
I attended proper arsenal college (PAC)

Yet your moniker portrays you as a supporter of Udinese FC, instead of Arsenal FC? Why now? lol
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Abduletudaye(m): 5:15pm On Mar 02, 2015
Haywhymido:
Alapeere high school.
Mustard seed group of schools
Omoleye nursery n primary school

Alapere high school/comprehensive/ agidi school cheesy
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Meti99(m): 5:22pm On Mar 02, 2015
Whatsapp International Diplomatic Nursery and Primary School, Orile Iganmu Agege Lagos

What about that?
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Nobody: 5:25pm On Mar 02, 2015
Beamborla:
Sapati international school in Ilorin
yeah i know sapati, funny name but the school is for rich kids actually they used to have a white principal (mr whitebread) learnt the owner named the school after hes home town in sapati, kwara state.
funny sch name, the mans name is even funnier.
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by abbeyjhn(m): 5:26pm On Mar 02, 2015
congress secondary school, akure
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Makamuanwuo(m): 5:32pm On Mar 02, 2015
Ama-sam comprehensive collage ezima
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by shevon: 5:33pm On Mar 02, 2015
Aunty Ayo is actually a very very good school located in Obalende/Ikoyi axis.
Another wonderful school with a funny name I know is Mbari Mbayo Nursery and Primary School in Jibowu, Yaba, Lagos. grin

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Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Makamuanwuo(m): 5:35pm On Mar 02, 2015
Jesus director primary sch umuolu imo
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Temmytea70(m): 5:40pm On Mar 02, 2015
Enkule(backyard) secondary school

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Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by armadeo(m): 5:41pm On Mar 02, 2015
senbonzakurakageyoshi:
[i]So
[b]Laweezy School
– There would have been nothing wrong with the name f this school if it did not sound like the name of a rapper. The head of the school must be called a “Boss” (pronounced the way Rick Ross does it – baws)

[b]



Lol *** dies ***



Otutukpoyoyo nur and pry school.

Motto: mischief is power.
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by shocks(m): 5:41pm On Mar 02, 2015
Mhizkel:
Infant Jesus nursery/primary school Penny international college Sexy kids nursery/primary school


Sexy kids? shocked You have got to be kidding!

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Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by ajf(m): 5:42pm On Mar 02, 2015
Beamborla:
Sapati international school in Ilorin
That's one fine school you mentioned though. And there's nothing wrong with the name, it's just indigenous...
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Dacronym(m): 5:48pm On Mar 02, 2015
'cherikoko nur/pry school'
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Mhizkel(f): 5:48pm On Mar 02, 2015
shocks:


Sexy kids? shocked You have got to be kidding!
I'm crious
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by RazziP(m): 5:53pm On Mar 02, 2015
Nigerians we too bad in composing names

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Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by shocks(m): 5:54pm On Mar 02, 2015
Mhizkel:
I'm crious
cheesy I guess the parents who send their kids to a school named "sexy kids" want to graduate models and actors cheesy
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Nobody: 5:55pm On Mar 02, 2015
Sir Kay primary school
alamomo grammar school
Elu iju comprehensive high school, iju
igodomigodo grammar school, edo
Am high primary school iju
omosare omogbagi projectile high school,iju
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Trypa(f): 6:00pm On Mar 02, 2015
Brain box international collage
Best brain nursery n primary school

Abbas maje nassarawa secondary school

All in kano
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Mhizkel(f): 6:03pm On Mar 02, 2015
shocks:
cheesy I guess the parents who send their kids to a school named "sexy kids" want to graduate models and actors cheesy
Exactly!most interesting part of it is d kids are sexy truly...
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by tpiah01: 6:07pm On Mar 02, 2015
senbonzakurakageyoshi:





Laweezy School – There would have been nothing wrong with the name f this school if it did not sound like the name of a rapper. The head of the school must be called a “Boss” (pronounced the way Rick Ross does it – baws)




Bro, just say louis if you want to say louis.
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by mikolo80: 6:08pm On Mar 02, 2015
senbonzakurakageyoshi:
So you want to send your kids to school. And you’re looking through a catalog of schools…and then come across the following names……

Proper Arsenal International Secondary School: I would not have believed this one if I had not seen their school buses myself while on a BRT bus somewhere at Ojota. I had to be sure my eyes were seeing properly. What would make a someone name a school Proper Arsenal? Was there improper Arsenal. Or Proper Chelsea? Or Liverpool? Jusy imagine being a graduate of said school and you’re asked to give a short bi of yourself while speaking at a condference:

“My name is Okolo Adebola Yusuf. I attended Proper Arsenal Secondary School……..”

The sniggering that would follow that will haunt you for the rest of your life.


Bolafag (Memorial?) Secondary School - Look, there is nothing wrong in the Bola that started the name…..as there is in the “gay” that ended it. One would think it is a school for homosexuals. Students of this school would never live down the fun that would be poked at them by students of other schools. The only thing that would be worse than this would be Gay Pride International Schools.

Bankys Private School – I don’t know what a Bankys is. And the only Banky we’re all familiar with is the bald headed Banky W. When he created a school and named it after himself, I have no idea. Or is someone trying to leverage on the popularity of his name to sell a school?

Aunty Ayo International Secondary School – Someone should explain why the “Aunty” in the name of the school is such a necessity. Next we’ll see cousin, uncle and My Pikin Secondary School.

Laweezy School – There would have been nothing wrong with the name f this school if it did not sound like the name of a rapper. The head of the school must be called a “Boss” (pronounced the way Rick Ross does it – baws)

Rolex Comprehensive College – No, you didn’t read that wrong.

Jextoban Secondary School– Is it just me or does that sound like the name of a drug?

IQ Academy – Really?

Things To Come International Academy – The secondary school for “Things That Have Gone Primary School”.

Titsall Global Schools – Tits all?

Rahinna Model Primary and Secondary School – I could swear someone made a type while typing the school’s license. It was probably mean tot be Rihanna Model etc…

Now we’ve all seen the pictures of Facebook School and President Barrack Obama Senior High School. I don’t want to believe those till I see them with both my eyes. Got any more crazy school names? Add em up!!!

http://zakuraweekly.com/quick-shots-crazy-nigerian-secondary-school-names/

e get wan PINKY AND THE BRAIN(I SHITT YOU NOT) INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL FOR DUTSE,BWARI, ABUJA
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by tpiah01: 6:09pm On Mar 02, 2015
sexymoma:
[b]Pythagoras College

Eye sunkun College



And you are a woman, don't be like this
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Nickymezor(f): 6:11pm On Mar 02, 2015
Makamuanwuo:
Jesus director primary sch umuolu imo
Hmmm wat a name cheesy
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by success10(m): 6:22pm On Mar 02, 2015
Kingslaw:
; kings and queens college
Rumuigbo community sec school
isiokpo commercial school
dogmax private institute
......
yeah I agreed with KINGS and QUEEN College @ Nvosi, Isiala Ngwa South LGA, Abia state.
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by rabzy: 6:23pm On Mar 02, 2015
Meti99:
Whatsapp International Diplomatic Nursery and Primary School, Orile Iganmu Agege Lagos

What about that?

U nor even try at all. Orile iganmu America ni
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by firfinch(m): 6:23pm On Mar 02, 2015
Nna mehn, no be small laughter. Especially that President Barack Obama secondary school. . . lolzzzz

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Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by delors(m): 6:25pm On Mar 02, 2015
I remember one Aunty Kenny nursery n primary school on Lagos road, Ikorodu...lol. Some name.
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by delors(m): 6:26pm On Mar 02, 2015
shevon:
Aunty Ayo is actually a very very good school located in Obalende/Ikoyi axis.
Another wonderful school with a funny name I know is Mbari Mbayo Nursery and Primary School in Jibowu, Yaba, Lagos. grin
I use to that Mbari Mbayo school then. I couldn't figure out the name cos it sounded ibo...
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by sheddo619(m): 6:27pm On Mar 02, 2015
homesteady:
Adaze brains secondary school!
that should b in kd,ugwn pama to b precise
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by sage2(m): 6:30pm On Mar 02, 2015
pAMPERS pRIVATE sCHOOL.
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by paschenko(m): 6:44pm On Mar 02, 2015
Toto comprehensive Secondary School in Niger state. But it is pronounced TohToh. Lmao.

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