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Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 11:32pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Just where in hell is MockinJay? |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 12:06am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Do you know? - Cockroach will live for nine days without its head, before it starves to death. - The longest record of a chicken's flight is thirteen seconds - Snails can sleep for three years without eating. |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Nobody: 12:53am On Mar 03, 2015 |
DrHost:cambridge A level |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by DrHost: 5:39am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Vibra:Hmmmn u b book |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by horpeyemmi66(m): 6:03am On Mar 03, 2015 |
estijaz:Not really, just wrapping things up, I've just got to intensify the prepping...crossing Ts and dotting Is. You are saying March 14 is still too close, if it were March 9 nko. Haa, no one would see my Tail light on NL, thank God my Oga at the top{Jesus} did not allow that; and if I would guess correctly, your sister is coming to U.I...too bad I don't have a big brother/Sister to come cheer me on at the sidelines. Bhuumhite and Cassyrooy, you guys are just smelling of fish and I am smelling it gidigan here, @Proton are you smelling it too. @Dr.Host, wush kind Opele, if I hear, me no one do D.Wc(Doctor of Witchcraft). Nataworry @Dr.Host and Estijaz, I'd give you a narration of all my Vista from LauteCh, Ogbomoso to Unilorin soonest. |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by horpeyemmi66(m): 6:51am On Mar 03, 2015 |
@Dr.Host and Estijaz. Ref: JOURNEY TO THE UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN FROM LAUTECH, OGBOMOSO. I had visited the cyber cafe twice as if I wanted to book a flight to Australia, man this means more than going to Australia for me. The cyber cafe operator had looked at me the third time as though, I was the only one writing UTME '15. If only he knew my travails, if only. Immediately I printed the slip, I flagged a bike down and told the guy "School, Main gate". Yeah, it was at LauteCh's main gate, one could get a cheap ride to Ilorin as I've heared. We got there, I paid him and he zoomed off. After waiting in the Sun for close to 30mins a old cab pulled up and the old man driving the cab got down as if on impulse ran down where I and some other man stood, speaking in Yoruba "Egbon, se Ilorin len lo". We answered saying yes and demanded to know the cost which he said N250, I refused immediately; meanwhile the other passengers in his cab where already eyeballing us, were we wasting their time?. I told him I've got N200 flat and he said we should hop on board, a decision I still regret now. Now in the jalopy old Cab, let me introduce you to the characters in there: Sleeping Beauty, I met her asleep in the cab and she slept for most of the Journey to Ilorin, only when she got some texts, that's when she woke up, Fat Old lady, an irritable and mischievious woman who squeezes her face anytime the car unavoidably got into a pot hole. Mr. Loquacious, a man in his early thirties to me, who spoke to the driver on many issues ranging from sports, to those making blood money, to how devilish his Uncle's wife was or is, to how much he paid for school fees for his obstinate children, the indifferent man who entered the bus with me, he was aloof to quite a number of things but not to sleeping beauty which I was fortunate to seat beside , throwing glances at her every now and then. Some later Joined us on the way, at Gambari, Ogbomoso. The car didn't even have an ignition, the old man just brought too wires together from underneath the dash board. When he joined those wires together, the car convulsed with the bonnet of the car shaking furiously as though it was complaining to the Driver. Then the cab spluttered back to life, he engaged the gear which made some squeaky sound and the car groaned onwards, Onwards to Ilorin at 12:42 pm. The mischievious old lady then brought out her reading glasses and bible, I thought we were about to pray...but she just kept on reading the bible, ticking verses with a coverless pen. At about 7mins into the journey, Mr.Loquacios cell-fone started ringing, it was a CHINKO...oh my God!. And when he picked a call he spent an average of 5mins laughing and at other times frowning and raining heavy curses on some vague figures. Sleeping beauty was still sleeping, poor me. And there was Mr. Indiffrent as well. Do not judge a book by its cover they would say, do not judge a car's speed by its chasis(my version). The car had started accelerating and I watched the Speedometer(I sat in the middle) rise from 0 to 80, isn't that enough, the speed began climbing and soon we were going at a whooping 120Km/Hr. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by thankyouJesus(m): 7:13am On Mar 03, 2015 |
At last, where are we? |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by DrHost: 7:14am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Horphe with this your story telling and funny Ilorin sojourn story, u should be considering writing a novel...... The snr Chinua |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 7:33am On Mar 03, 2015 |
DrHost: Exactly. I no know why he cross come science playgrand. @horpeyemmi66 I just pray them no reach here again. The smell badt gan. LOL |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 7:35am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Pr0ton: |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by kingjay18(m): 7:39am On Mar 03, 2015 |
[quote author=Pr0ton post=31250750][/quote] no bricks |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 7:44am On Mar 03, 2015 |
kingjay18: Wrong. |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 8:53am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Pr0ton: Only one, the last one. |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 8:54am On Mar 03, 2015 |
GetOvaMe: Yh.. Four plates of icecream! |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by MockinJay(m): 8:55am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Pr0ton: Where in hell? Did u check aisle 3 section 7b? Had some stuff that needed my full attention. |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by MockinJay(m): 8:57am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Pr0ton: To complete the building, you will be needing one brick. Actually, the last one. |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by MockinJay(m): 9:02am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Where's my sister from another town? estijaz Cassyrooy I dey feel your parole o! |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:04am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Anyone?? Imagine a duck in a glass bottle. The neck of the bottle is too small to allow the duck through. The bottle is perfectly formed and has no trick bottoms or other openings. How do you get the duck out of the bottle without damaging either the duck or the bottle? |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:06am On Mar 03, 2015 |
MockinJay: Like what and what? Or personal? Mehn.. She missed you badly. |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:07am On Mar 03, 2015 |
MockinJay: Yaga. GetOvaMe could be nice to share a plate with you. 1 Like |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 9:12am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Pr0ton: I imagine this duck, I imagine it being a duck with super powers. And he shrinks himself. Transforms into his superhero form. And flies out of the bottle with a rainbow trailing behind him! Lol. Seriously tho, JUST IMAGINE THE DUCK OUT OF THE BOTTLE 1 Like |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by MockinJay(m): 9:12am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Pr0ton: Somewhat personal Oh sarcasm I see |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by MockinJay(m): 9:14am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Y Pr0ton: Put the 'bottle of duck' in a boiling water. The bottle should expand in the presence of heat. |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 9:14am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by MockinJay(m): 9:20am On Mar 03, 2015 |
GetOvaMe: *slowly brings out my koboko* |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 9:23am On Mar 03, 2015 |
MockinJay: ok..ok..ok.. Take one spoon. |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by kingjay18(m): 9:25am On Mar 03, 2015 |
MockinJay:aw va guy? so u sef belong to jay's family...no we go cruise tins 2geda... |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by kingjay18(m): 9:26am On Mar 03, 2015 |
*wahala rada |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by MockinJay(m): 9:28am On Mar 03, 2015 |
kingjay18: yes o! |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by MockinJay(m): 9:29am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:55am On Mar 03, 2015 |
GetOvaMe: Ah. Ori e wan nbe! I'm giving you 11 pistols for this! 1 Like |
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